My main problem with the Stormcloaks is them picking a pretty crappy time to start a rebellion.
Sure, go ahead and weaken yourselves and the only army that could stand a chance against the Aldmeri Dominion, all while they use the chaos to strengthen their own forces. And don't tell me that Hammerfell would ally with them, the Nords didn't stand with them when the Empire withdrew from the province.
By all means, have a revolution after the Dominion's out of the picture, but doing so now will only benefit them.
As I said, if Ulfric had two brain cells to rub together, he'd work with the Empire to set up secret Talos-worship enclaves while setting up a fake civil war to get more Thalmor killed in preparation for the next war.
Have the Stormcloak Rebellion occur, have them fake Torygg's death and blame it on Ulfric, have them make it seem that the Stormcloaks hate the Empire, but in reality, fill the Stormcloak ranks with experienced Legion officers who do hit-and-run attacks against the Thalmor death squads that roam Skyrim, when word comes out that the Stormcloaks are opening up places to worship Talos. Then when the Legion comes to arrest them, they blare a loud horn to signal their charge, which is the message to the Stormcloaks to disperse. The Stormcloaks get what they want-places where Talos can be worshiped and the deaths of more Thalmor. The Empire gets what it wants-less Thalmor to deal with in the upcoming war. Both sides win, and the only losers are the Thalmor.
But of course, Ulfric has less brains than Cobra Commander, (who in the 80s GI Joe show, did set up a false conflict against his puppet candidate in one episode to get the guy elected) so he can't even come up with something as basic as that.
It sucks that you're getting ganged by stormcloak fanboys, here have a meme.
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That meme was always funny. LOL
"Just let your friends and family members get unpersoned and tortured because they might be doing something the Thalmor dislikes"
"Ignore that the rich and powerful of Skyrim are buddy-buddy with the Thalmor and are being paid by the empire"
"Just ignore the religious percussion you are facing for your deeply held beliefs, a religion that the empire forced on you in the first place."
"just allow the Altmer to rewrite history and spread propaganda"
"Just allow the Thalmor to have a large military presence in your nation"
"Ignore that Nords made up the backbone of the Imperial Legion during the great war, only for tonnes of them to die and for the empire to sell you down the river with the above"
"Ignore that the Imperials hold utter contempt for your people's customs and think you are all barbarians that make every human look bad even though you have been loyal since day 1"
"Ignore that the Empire is committing war crimes to the point that they have no issues killing healers and executing random civilians in front of members of the high command"
"Ignore the fact that empire has done little/fuck all to help you when you had major issues (Markarth incident, Morrowind refugees, Winterhold collapse) but expects you to die for Cyrodiil"
Do all of this and more for an undetermined amount of time because the Emperor (who ends up being assassinated anyway) has a 4d chess scheme to beat the Altmer in the upcoming 2nd Great War, you just need to wait, even though since the Great War the Empire has been weakened, has Thalmor agents everywhere, has lost one of their provinces that produce some of the finest warriors (Hammerfell) and the other province that provides amazing troops (Skyrim) 50% of the population hates the Empire. TRUST THE PLAN.
Whilst most civil wars/rebellions are started by the rich or by academics, they are fulled by the passion of the common man Most normal people are content to live peaceful lives even if it is shitty because fighting in a war sucks dick. Rebellions happen when people are so upset, that they are willing to die for change. Most Stormcloaks are not thinking about the big picture, they are probably enraged that their father died in the war and their mom was sent to a gulag for praying to Talos. If your country's government tortured your family, you wouldn't be thinking "How does this affect the global power balance of China and the US?"
You do realize that the Thalmor are in Skyrim BECAUSE of Ulfric, right?
Prior to Ulfric storming Markarth, committing war crimes against the Reachmen and demading public Talos worship, the Thalmor were content to leave the Empire be. It was only after that Markarth Incident did the Thalmor butt in on Skyrim for breaking the peace treaty. Which they fully expected, because they were molding Ulfric as an asset during the Great War.
Not to mention that the Stormcloaks are the true buddies of the Thalmor, as even Elenwen's journals talk about how they molded Ulfric into an asset to turn against the Empire and cause mischief against humanity.
Sure, ignore the fact that your beloved Ulfric has the brains of a sloth and gets himself captured twice.
Ignore the fact that the Thalmor are supporting the Stormcloaks behind the scenes because their real enemy is the Empire.
Ignore the fact that the Stormcloaks have NO CHANCE WHATSOEVER against the Thalmor if they were to invade Skyrim by sea after the Civil War.
Ignore the fact that the Empire is still wealthy and powerful enough to keep the Dominion out of Cyrodiil.
Also, ignore the fact that Ulfric killed King Torygg for no justifiable reason, and that he could have easily gotten Skyrim out of the Empire if he JUST ASKED TORYGG TO SECEDE. The king was a massive Ulfric Stormcloak fanboy before his idol killed him. In fact, when Ulfric arrived in Solitude, Torygg's court was expecting him to ask the king to have Skyrim secede from the Empire, and the king would have probably said "yes" to his beloved idol if he simply asked.
If I were Ulfric, and I wanted Skyrim to have Talos worship again, I'd have gone with the fake civil war plot as detailed above, or I would have just asked Torygg to take Skyrim out of the Empire. If Torygg took Skyrim out of the Empire, the Jarls would have to follow, since Torygg was the king they elected. The Empire would have no allies in Skyrim, and they would have no choice but to withdraw. The only reason they held onto half of Skyrim during the game was because not all the Jarls supported Ulfric, more than half wanted him dead for killing Torygg and they called in the Imperial army to kill him.
I go with Imperial in the Civil War though because I like Balgruuf and dislike Ulfric. Just because I can recognize that the Empire cannot hold Skyrim doesn't make me a Stormcloak fanboy. It just means I can actually pay attention to the subtext of the story unlike weird ass Imperial fanboys who don't seem to realize that it isn't the Septim Empire anymore.
The Empire isn't even trying to hold on the Skyrim that hard; notice all the Imperial soldiers in Solitude and the Imps who patrol the Stormcloak holds taken in the war talk like Nords. That's because they are Nords. Most of the Imperial Legion is down south defending against the Dominion, and yet the Stormcloaks are held up by some local recruits the Empire bribed to fight on their side.
No shit, the Septim Empire died in Oblivion. It was just the Empire afterwards. Hence why the Blades no longer operated under the purview of the Imperial regime. They walked out the moment the Septims died.
Lord Imperator is kind of annoying in how little sense his arguments make, he completely ignores the makeup of the current Empire with his weird trade arguments, and how he is just like "Empire wins lol who would even keep fighting the war if Ulfric dies." when in the actual game itself the Stormcloak rebels continue to exist even with Ulfrics death. (same for Imperials with Tullius death)
Er, no. Those are just scattered camps that could easily be taken out. The Stormcloak holds are mostly taken. Saying that the rebellion continues to exist just because some remnants are there is like saying that the Confederate States of America still exists because of the KKK. And again, Balgruuf openly states that the trade argument is part of the reason he's siding with the Empire, because trade with Cyrodiil and High Rock brings in the greens. Which is why most Imperial lackeys (Elisif's Court, the Battle-Borns, and the Black-Briars) are loaded with cash while Stormcloak lovers outside of the Silver-Bloods have to be content with beggars' rags and stale bread.
While it isn't outside the possibility that a new Tiber Septim figure could come out of all of it, it's not really being set up by the games narrative at all so it would be kind of jarring if the next game suddenly has all of the provinces back together just because Titus Mede was assassinated.
The Empire doesn't need all the provinces. Shit, I don't even expect the Empire to retake half the Septim lands. But I do expect them to give the Dominion hell in the next war, and seeing as how the Dominion is also a house of cards ready to fall, they're even worse off than an Empire that only has 2 and a half provinces left.
Tullius implies there will be another war when you win on the Imperial side of the war. The thing Imperial fanboys seem to miss though is that there isn't a lot the Empire can do to plan for it. They've lost Hammerfell since the great war and Skyrim is now greatly weakened as a result of the Civil War. Meanwhile the Dominion hasn't lost any ground since the war. For how dumb people make the Stormcloaks to be for going to war, they seem to ignore how dumb Cyrodiil is for clinging to control of provinces instead of just allowing them their Independence and working with them in preparation for the next great war.
Except the Dominion also has a slew of problems of its own. They lost all those men in the war, only to lose Hammerfell, get rid of an incompetent group of swordsmen, and ban a god that the enemy worships behind closed doors anyways. Not to mention Cyrodiil was only holding on to Skyrim because half its Jarls were still loyal, if Ulfric asked Torygg to secede from the Empire, and Torygg takes Skyrim out of the Empire, the Jarls would have obeyed, and the Empire would have been forced to withdraw.
I'd actually find it fascinating if the Elder Council sanctioned the assassination of Titus Mede specifically to get someone in who is willing to let provinces go and set up diplomatic relations with them. What if the "young and new" thing Wulf was talking about was actually a Confederacy?
Let what provinces go? High Rock is still loyal to the Empire, and so is half of Skyrim. The Empire let go of Morrowind, Argonia, and all the other provinces. You're thinking that the Empire is still shackling other provinces to itself, yet the only provinces they're holding on to outside of Cyrodiil is High Rock (which is loyal) and half of Skyrim (whose Jarls despise Ulfric, and they called in the Legion to crush Ulfric's rebellion). It's no different from the Dominion where the only province that has any power is the Summerset Isles, while they hold on to Elsweyr, which is a desert, and they're facing rebels in Valenwood whom they were purging.
So yeah, that's why I'm so down on the Empire despite picking them in the war. For them to just "win" in the next game and just re-establish what they've always been would be boring as hell, especially after the 15 plus year gap between games.
No one expects the Empire to re-establish the old dominion they had over Tamriel in the next game. Shit, they'd be lucky if they hang on to High Rock and Skyrim. But it would survive, one way or another, just as how Byzantium survived for centuries despite losing the Holy Land, Egypt, Italy, and North Africa.
The problem with this is that the Dominion wouldn't be out of the picture unless Ulfric did something. Maybe I'm missing some text or dialog somewhere, but AFAIK there's no indication that the Empire was even in the initial planning stages of a second war. In other words, the Empire had no intention of fighting the Dominion again.
Tullius and Ondolemar both tell you there will be another war again. Tullius tells you after the death of Ulfric that the war with the Thalmor might pop up again, and Ondolemar, the top Thalmor guy in Skyrim aside from Elenwen, OPENLY tells you that the peace won't last and that a second war is coming. If you think the Empire has no intention of fighting the Dominion again, you're not paying attention. In fact, Tullius even tells you that the war in Skyrim is a joke to the people in Cyrodiil, as their real attention is focused down south for Round 2 of the Great War. Part of the reason why the Emperor shoots down General Tullius' requests for reinforcements is because most of the Imperial Army is down south, due to the fact that war with the Thalmor can break out at any time. Part of the reason why the Skyrim Civil War lasts long is because the Empire is preparing to fight the Thalmor again, and the Stormcloaks are an afterthought to them.
So yes, it is stupid to assume that the Empire can climb back to its status pre-Oblivion Crisis anytime soon, but there's nothing wrong with it continuing on as a vestigial empire that can still hang on to two or three provinces and give the Dominion hell, especially when the Dominion lost a lot of guys in the last war for nothing, and the Dominion Altmer Eleves have a far lower birthrate than the humans do.