Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[Girahira]

Still hoping if something goes wrong it directly affects Robyn and she ends up in the hospital.

Something in me doubts she'll let it come even to that.
Here's a hypothesised order in which Robyn will act when she's about to transcend the woorealms with her nugget for chaperone:

1. Call Gymbrah(Failed; Gaylenn invested heftily into studio isolated headphones to dim out her baby talk to a lip smacking, crab limbed rock;Atlas assists by muffling out the cries, begging for an iota of attention)
2. Contact nonas/dolas(Partially effective, two couldn't due to a court hearing for tax evasion, the other instructs her over voicemail from Kalkutta how to align the gemstones on her forehead, season the marinated placenta to strengthen her nugget's atma-connection to Venkateshwara)
3. Contact fellow woomommies(Ineffective, interrupting Instagram-live Yoga lessons brings bad birth-Feng Shui, too busy with their kickstarter funded hemp bracelet business, etc- assisting her in the celestial realm)
4. Contact Jamaican shaman she'd embarked on a path to physical mommy self-discovery when Glen went on a business trip(Failed, her number was blocked)
5. Contact mom with actual experience in births(Failed: She's better smarter and more hydrogenated than that old '''educated''' hag could ever be, no call)
6. Call 911(Partially Effective: Spends half an hour insisting that latex gloves are Satan's ball sack skin and no one dare disturb her oxidizing, placenta clogged pool of wholesomeness)

If the stars align she may not enter the hospital on the autopsy table.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Guys, she's not even late term until tomorrow, and that's assuming she's right about being due the 10th. She's got another week being she's post term and baby needs to come out now. She's not being monitored, so yes, the longer she goes the greater the risk, but that's been true the whole time. I'm a 42 weeker (non-woo) and no more fucked up than the rest of you.

That's a key point, Robyn is opposed to scans so this due date is probably just her best guess.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

That's a key point, Robyn is opposed to scans so this due date is probably just her best guess.

A woman can spontaniously go into labour anywhere between 38-42 weeks, Ideally it's between 39-40 (and is most often the case) I think we can safely say she is between those weeks.

I have never been pregnant before, so this question goes out to any kiwi-dudette that has fell pregnant and given birth, does your belly grow all that much in the last 2 or so weeks leading up to labor?

 

[Goatchoker]

A woman can spontaniously go into labour anywhere between 38-42 weeks, Ideally it's between 39-40 (and is most often the case) I think we can safely say she is between those weeks.

I have never been pregnant before, so this question goes out to any kiwi-dudette that has fell pregnant and given birth, does your belly grow all that much in the last 2 or so weeks leading up to labor?

You end up plateauing on weight at that point (if you don’t have gestational beetus, no idea on that personally) and the belly drops before they come. (Like significantly DROPS. AKA baby is in position, it SUCKS)

It’s worrying that she’s in prodromal labor, because that could mean the baby is breech, which she would know if she got monitored and at this point cervical check might just kickstart the whole process. But…well….we all know it’s not gonna happen.

 

[SCRAM]

I long for a world where you can have your children taken away from you for believing in this much fake bullshit to the point it detriments your children severely.

Oh, and nuclear power being popular again. Pretty sure it's killed less people than woo.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Keanu Reeves, in the (underrated) 1989 film "Parenthood" sums it up best. As he notes, you need a license to drive a car, own a dog, and catch a fish,


(Wrong parental figure, point stands)

 

[Scream Tail]

You end up plateauing on weight at that point (if you don’t have gestational beetus, no idea on that personally) and the belly drops before they come. (Like significantly DROPS. AKA baby is in position, it SUCKS)

I'm unsure how it is in the States but here in Oz they REALLY don't want you going past 38 weeks with GDM, even if you were able to control your sugars and didn't require insulin. I've been induced every time because there is no benefit to the baby and only increases the chances of baby having negative outcomes. Even with being born at 38+1, one of mine had hypoglycaemia and ended up on a drip in the NICU for a few days until he stabilized.

I pray for this sprog.

 

[Oracular Slug]

I have never been pregnant before, so this question goes out to any kiwi-dudette that has fell pregnant and given birth, does your belly grow all that much in the last 2 or so weeks leading up to labor?

Not a mother but I've asked mine and no, she didn't get bigger between my due date and arrival two weeks later, just more annoyed!

 

[Cakesniffer]

last 2 or so weeks leading up to labor?

nope, me ballooned up third trimester, had Braxton hicks since around 30weeks, never went into labour, got induced at 42 weeks and ended up with emergency C-section.. perfectly happy healthy baby. very tiring event.

 

[discombobulated]

and the belly drops before they come. (Like significantly DROPS. AKA baby is in position, it SUCKS)

Actually, in second and subsequent pregnancies, it's common for babies to not engage in position until labour, or to pop in and out!

 

[Barbarella]

Keanu Reeves, in the (underrated) 1989 film "Parenthood" sums it up best. As he notes, you need a license to drive a car, own a dog, and catch a fish,

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(Wrong parental figure, point stands)

I’m adopting another rescue dog right now, and I have to do a lot more than having a kid: applications, phone calls, special equipment and a home inspection- and they know me.

For my kids I just hooked up.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Unsure if baby was born or if this is an old atlas pic.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Has to be old pic right? How odd if this was the way the new baby was revealed

 

[lukewarm coffee]

She popped. I can't pull her story, but she had the baby.

 

[unexpected onions]

So everything seemingly went perfectly well and there's no pool photo spam this time? What are the chances that the homebirth stuff was just for show and she actually went to the hospital to have the baby? They lie about what they eat so why not this too

 

[M3xus]

I guess now we wait and see if s/he's a potato or not

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Holy mother of narc, she just gave birth and she's right back to staring at herself. Good luck, you poor kiddo, give them hell

 

[Zirnwyb]

I read "Little nugget has arrived" as "Little nugget has survived". The latter is honestly more fitting than the former.

 

[TractorGirl]

At least it wasn’t stuck in her snatch vice for days

 

[Cakesniffer]

nugget looks pretty healthy.. for now