The Empire State Building is lit up like a siren.

[Marissa Moira]

What the fuck, there's monkeys in Florida?

Never knew that.

There are 3 different types and they're all invasive species.

Did you just think the Skunkape was a cryptid? No this shit was it's kernel of truth. The Skunk Ape is just an alpha version of one of these fuckers. That's why nobody reports skunk ape sightings anymore, because you have these fucking tree rats everywhere. It's not special to see a wild primate in Florida.

There's also supposedly a colony of Gibbons somewhere that used to belong to some collector.

Gibbons are assholes and they're fucking creepy to boot.

 

[Dom Cruise]

There are 3 different types and they're all invasive species.

Did you just think the Skunkape was a cryptid? No this shit was it's kernel of truth. The Skunk Ape is just an alpha version of one of these fuckers. That's why nobody reports skunk ape sightings anymore, because you have these fucking tree rats everywhere. It's not special to see a wild primate in Florida.

There's also supposedly a colony of Gibbons somewhere that used to belong to some collector.

Gibbons are assholes and they're fucking creepy to boot.

You're telling me the Skunkape is for real?

 

[Marissa Moira]

You're telling me the Skunkape is for real?

Skunk Ape is just one of these monkeys, they can get rather big depending on the type.

If you go at around twilight you'll see their eyes glow from these trees.

It's like how a drop bear is just a really pissed off/diseased koala

Also they carry hepatitis-B

Feral rhesus macaque - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The other two types are Vervets(who are colored black and white) and Squirrel Monkeys.

Basically the Skunk Ape is comprised of sightings of these different types because not a whole lot of people know that florida has wild monkeys.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Skunk Ape is just one of these monkeys, they can get rather big depending on the type.

If you go at around twilight you'll see their eyes glow from these trees.

It's like how a drop bear is just a really pissed off/diseased koala

Also they carry hepatitis-B

Feral rhesus macaque - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The other two types are Vervets(who are colored black and white) and Squirrel Monkeys.

Basically the Skunk Ape is comprised of sightings of these different types because not a whole lot of people know that florida has wild monkeys.

Unreal, I had no idea.

 

[Syaoran Li]

What the fuck, there's monkeys in Florida?

Never knew that.

There's also coyotes in Virginia, especially in the Appalachian Mountains in the southwestern part of the state, where they have been a major invasive threat since the early 90's

Nowadays, they're all over Virginia and much of the Mid-Atlantic and Upper South in general.

Trust me, there's a lot of feral invasive species in this country where you would least expect them.

 

[Hellion]

Reminds me of when the top of the BT Tower was red instead of purple for a day (maybe for world AIDS day?), and the weather was really stormy, with low, heavy black clouds. It looked so apocalyptic I saw several people actually stop in their tracks to just stare at it.

Can't find a daylight example, but you can get the jist:

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Empire State Siren turns on, nearby ghetto goes apeshit.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I don’t like it and I love creepy aesthetic shit like this. It unsettles me.

"How are we going to calm people down in a time of national hysteria?"

"I know let's make all the tallest towers pulsate blood red at night so they can be seen all over the city. That'll calm people down!"

 

[The best and greatest]

SO what im getting out of this is that we should massacre the invasive monkeys in Florida and replace them with Orangutans.

 

[Cooking Mama]

"How are we going to calm people down in a time of national hysteria?"

"I know let's make all the tallest towers pulsate blood red at night so they can be seen all over the city. That'll calm people down!"

I think they forgot the majority of the population associates ambulance/police/firefighter sirens and lights with negative events.

Reminds me of when the top of the BT Tower was red instead of purple for a day (maybe for world AIDS day?), and the weather was really stormy, with low, heavy black clouds. It looked so apocalyptic I saw several people actually stop in their tracks to just stare at it.

Can't find a daylight example, but you can get the jist:

See, now this is the creepy shit I like. Perfection.

 

[KittyGremlin]

oh shit it's the argent tower

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

oh shit it's the argent tower

(((Globalists))) are using corona to harvest souls! Buy my zinc nutritional supplements to protect yourself!

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Reminds me of this tbh.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Empire State Building goes WEEWOO!

 

[Liber Pater]

What the fuck, there's monkeys in Florida?

Never knew that.

Yes. And because it's Florida, they all have herpes.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

This crap seems like a real eyesore. It'd get old after the first night. Good example of useless activism that just shits up the place with its ugliness.

 

[frozenrunner]

There are 3 different types and they're all invasive species.

Did you just think the Skunkape was a cryptid? No this shit was it's kernel of truth. The Skunk Ape is just an alpha version of one of these fuckers. That's why nobody reports skunk ape sightings anymore, because you have these fucking tree rats everywhere. It's not special to see a wild primate in Florida.

There's also supposedly a colony of Gibbons somewhere that used to belong to some collector.

Gibbons are assholes and they're fucking creepy to boot.

> tfw bush meat was a third world shithole concern two months ago and might become a "first world" concern in short order

 

[XYZpdq]

There are 3 different types and they're all invasive species.

Did you just think the Skunkape was a cryptid? No this shit was it's kernel of truth. The Skunk Ape is just an alpha version of one of these fuckers. That's why nobody reports skunk ape sightings anymore, because you have these fucking tree rats everywhere. It's not special to see a wild primate in Florida.

There's also supposedly a colony of Gibbons somewhere that used to belong to some collector.

Gibbons are assholes and they're fucking creepy to boot.

I'm not sure but I think Skunk Apes (aka bigfoots) have been sighted prior to the introduction of monkeys?

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

Reminds me of this

 

[CockPockets]