EU The EU Is Lacking One Million IT Security Experts - Plans to create a CIA-style European spy service...

Another bespoke translation by yours truly for the A&N audience. Source [A]

The EU is lacking one million IT security experts​

I am so amazed. Because this is perfect for my blog.

Someone sends me a link that makes you fly off the handle: Create a CIA-style European spy service, von der Leyen is told

This exact hag, exactly that one, is supposed to build up a CIA-like intelligence agency for the EU. The one who was already incapable of understanding her child porn ban.

The bloc should green-light a “fully fledged intelligence cooperation service at the EU level,” said former Finnish President Sauli Niinistö in a sweeping new report.

The Finns.

As part of a sweeping review of the bloc’s readiness for war and crisis issued Wednesday, ex-Finnish President Sauli Niinistö reckons the EU needs its own intelligence agency to help countries fend off threats, saboteurs and foreign agents operating in capitals across the continent through more information sharing.

Back in March, Niinistö — who was president of Finland for more than a decade — was given a mission by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen to deliver a detailed report on the bloc’s readiness for war and civil defense, along with proposals for improvement.

I see. Von der Leyen tasked him with finding out what you need to make the EU ready for war and war defense. Maybe he also wrote this from pure fear because it's known that von der Leyen chucks out and fires everybody who doesn't say exactly what she wants to hear.

Although, don't get me wrong. We do need intelligence, and it's expected that the Americans won't keep supplying us with what we can't do ourselves. But the belief that we can do what we can't is terribly naive. EU-CIA. With trans and quotas and career jumpers and Tiktok princesses. That's nothing but a joke. Especially because the positions will again go to party cronies to be pampered, and utter idiots are in executive positions. Our defense against the Russians is going to be more harmful for us than the Russians' attack itself. Who needs sabotage when we're getting a politically correct sabotage defense?

In his blueprint, Niinistö tells the EU to develop a “fully fledged intelligence cooperation service at the EU level that can serve both the strategic and operational needs,” while adding that “an anti-sabotage network” is needed to protect infrastructure.

More work is needed to “enhance counter espionage work in the EU institutions,” he said after presenting the plan alongside von der Leyen.

Oh. Yeah. And when it's about spying on everything and everyone, then von der Leyen is giddy and on board with it. The trillion Euros for the climate is old-fashioned, now domestic espionage is trendy.

Numerous diplomats have been expelled from capitals amid accusations of espionage and Brussels has become a hot spot for agent activity with hundreds of institutions and embassies located in the city. What’s more, Russia’s war on Ukraine has caused chaos across the EU — from drones monitoring army training sites, to foiled assassination attempts on weapons executives and attacks on undersea infrastructure.

Yup. And to combat this, we need a queer rainbow intelligence agency, transsexual agents, in EU pattern. And of course a union that organizes the strikes. And TikTokers.

Western allies already share intelligence — with the Five Eyes network tying together the agencies in the United States, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United Kingdom — and such an EU agency should be focused around making good use of information already operational, said Niinistö.

Ah yes. The Five Eyes. And what are we founding in the EU? The Fifty Tits?

They aren't super confident either:

But there’s little chance the EU is about to pick out the best and brightest of its recruits for a career in high-risk missions abroad anytime soon — not least because member countries would point to the leaky EU executive arm as a reason not to do so.

Who would go and waste their best people on the EU theater? That question is important, because the European Parliament is the final waste repository for burnt-out brilliant political elements.

There are numerous other areas where the bloc should shore up its readiness for conflict, he said, also proposing an EU Preparedness Law that would set out “principles, standards, and targets” under which countries should cooperate. For example, the EU lacks a million cybersecurity experts, Niinistö said, and while he isn’t advocating military conscription he does advocate for capitals to introduce programs that bring civilians into national defense.

Security agencies also need to “make it as difficult as possible for hostile foreign intelligence services to operate anywhere in the EU,” he said.

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The EU is lacking, he says, roughly one million "cybersecurity experts".

I consider this hilarious, because for 20 years I have been describing how they systematically destroyed and demolished IT security in Germany, leveraged out the capable people and filled the positions with reliably incapable loudmouths. And now they suddenly realize that we lack one million security experts. Also because the BND and the CIA have practically shut down our domestic IT security research.

IT security has been staffed with incapable quota females and bigmouths in Germany. Whoever was capable has been chucked out, shut down, and silenced one way or the other. And now, all of a sudden...

The reader who sent me that link also had some thoughts:

What does such a million mean, merely in financial terms?

The EU apparently has a population of roughly 450 million (according to https://european-union.europa.eu/principles-countries-history/facts-and-figures-european-union_de )

In the future, as a consequence, roughly 450 people would have to finance at least one of these lacking "cybersecurity experts" each.

Calculated conservatively, everybody from infancy to age death would have to pay ten Euros a month for these experts.

If I assume that only half of them are in the labor force, then 20 Euros per month for everyone in this half.

If you connect such thoughts to the principle of the conservation of energy, usually the biggest nonsense sticks out. Some say that it is inapplicable for money. Because its value consists of "trust in the currency" and current money can be arbitrarily created from thin air.

But I think this is wrong. First, trust isn't infinite, but limited. And secondly, the effects reveal themselves in a constantly sneaking or maybe explosive loss of purchasing power.

And now someone comes along and threatens 20 Euros/month as a snake oil tax. Which can be 40 Euros, by "cybersecurity experts" rather being tasked to commit censorship and thus creating harm instead of benefits.

Good health to you!

No, I see it differently. Just a small portion of the 450 million EU inhabitants effectively pays taxes in the first place, is cost-positive. Many people, especially women and migrants, are socially negative for their entire life because their labor and taxpayer performance never exceeds their costs. Many people are negative in their life balance and astoundingly many of them are not positive at any point in their life.

450 people could very easily finance a security expert (and a policeman and a medic and a firefighter....) if they didn't already have to finance so many people who don't work at all and are useless or create additional harm.

The point is that we bet on the completely wrong horse.

We filled up the companies with equality officers, quota women and social science graduates and the result was a catastrophe.

Instead, we needed to put in IT security people. Then we wouldn't be standing here with our pants down.

How well could we be doing today if only all the genders and sociologists and cultural scientists and so on had studied something useful. Of course not IT security, they won't manage that. But sweeping the streets, that would be useful already and reduce the burden of others.

Now I'm looking forward to seeing what comes out of this.

Oh, guys, I'm not running out of material for the blog.

 

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Cc @Null because I know you'll find this interesting and/or hilarious.

Also, the linked article [A].

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[Merton J. Dingle]

They'll fill the positions eventually and the streets in front of their offices will permanently be stained the color of excrement.

 

[30+GameOvers]

They really shouldn't have any problems, considering all the engineers they imported from Africa and Middle East

 

[libRT]

They'll fill the positions eventually and the streets in front of their offices will permanently be stained the color of excrement.

And they'll be as productive as a diversity officer.

I consider this hilarious, because for 20 years I have been describing how they systematically destroyed and demolished IT security in Germany, leveraged out the capable people and filled the positions with reliably incapable loudmouths. And now they suddenly realize that we lack one million security experts. Also because the BND and the CIA have practically shut down our domestic IT security research.

IT security has been staffed with incapable quota females and bigmouths in Germany. Whoever was capable has been chucked out, shut down, and silenced one way or the other. And now, all of a sudden...

Doing the same thing in the UK, flooding the market with shitters and its bringing the pay down significantly, yet the employers still charge the clients a premium even if they're using juniors. Which I can see backfiring horrendously.

 

[JohnnyG]

In a sane world, you might expect "We're short a million IT experts" to mean the government should support the expansion of training and technical certifications, make the path easier for those interested in the industry, maybe even subsidize it or put up barriers to outsourcing it and driving wages to Third World poverty levels.

In Clown World, the only possible solution (and reason for writing an article about it) is to demand ten million more Third World immigrants (a million in cheap replacement labor, four million who'll never actually work, and five million family dependents).

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Good morning sir de EU will gain a millyen skilld Indian securety ekperd permanently allocate wit accommodate start tomorrow right sir? Kindly respond, greeting

 

[Chilson]

Remember when eurocucks were adamant that the EU wouldn't just become one giant gay dictatorial super government? I do, and they were wrong then and they super wrong now.

 

[John Badman]

They need 1,000,000 IT experts from Africa right now.

 

[Otterly]

Von der Leyen tasked him with finding out what you need to make the EU ready for war and war defense.

It doesn’t matter what you do if you don’t first remove the traitors within.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Remember when eurocucks were adamant that the EU wouldn't just become one giant gay dictatorial super government? I do, and they were wrong then and they super wrong now.

You mean in the 90s? Because ever since then it's been plainly obvious that's exactly what's happening. Everyone who denies that this is taking place is in fact very aware and in favor of it, which is unfortunately a common position given the EU is even more libcucked overall than American blue states.