The Eyelid Thread

[HG 400]

Welcome to the eyelids thread!

See that woman up there? She cares about children's well-being and safety.

Ocular circumcision has a wide variety of benefits including (but not limited to)

• Reducing the risk of not seeing awesome shit when it happens
• Reducing the risk of not seeing overall.
• Reduces the risk of ocular cancers
• Increases intensity of gaze (and badass appeal)
• Removes chance of eyelid injury later in life.

Ocular circumcision should be heavily suggested right after birth. Some people think it's bad because blacks do it, but the evidence clearly reveals the real world benefits.

Anyone else care to voice their opinions?

 

[José Mourinho]

die eyelids

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

People with eyelids are just too disgusting to fuck in my opinion. They're practically deformed.
Only by getting rid of eyelids will we make America great again.

 

[JU 199]

Welcome to the eyelids thread!

Ocular circumcision has a wide variety of benefits including (but not limited to)

• Reducing the risk of not seeing awesome shit when it happens
• Reducing the risk of not seeing overall.
• Reduces the risk of ocular cancers
• Increases intensity of gaze (and badass appeal)
• Removes chance of eyelid injury later in life.

Ocular circumcision should be heavily suggested right after birth. Some people think it's bad because blacks do it, but the evidence clearly reveals the real world benefits.

Anyone else care to voice their opinions?

Eyelids are great. Only Hitler would think otherwise.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Ocular circumcision has a wide variety of benefits including (but not limited to)

Don't forget being immune to lazy eye.

 

[DNJACK]

I think it really should be the stripper's decision.

 

[Malleus Narcissus]

Removing them may ruin my appreciation of lovely Ludwig van...

Of course, it would save me money on eyeliner. And I wouldn't miss a single scene when I'm watching my "The Greatest American Hero" box set again.

So....worth considering. For the children!