Chris is so freaking worried about people knowing about his e-fame. I don't blame him in the least

but he really needs to understand that the word for "general public" is the "mainstream."
And surprisingly, Chris hasn't been "mainstreamed" at all. He did appear in the local news, but as a contest winner. The only time he has ever been in the "mainstream" as the infamous Our Pet Lolcow was when he was on that MTV show as a Tomgirl.
I can imagine him always telling every person he miraculously does meet to NOT look up his name on Google, giving them a good reason to do so.