The Facebook Thread MK 2.

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if he even realizes Chris thinks he's a girl.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I wonder if he even realizes Chris thinks he's a girl.

No, he thinks he's an alpha male.

 

[QI 541]

I wonder if he even realizes Chris thinks he's a girl.

No, he thinks he's an alpha male.

Chris can believe he's both.

 

[Null]

New rule: Nobody talk about that William kid. He's pretty much a male Anna and the best service we can do him is to forget about him.

 

[Silvana]

New rule: Nobody talk about that William kid. He's pretty much a male Anna and the best service we can do him is to forget about him.

Seconded.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

New rule: Nobody talk about that William kid. He's pretty much a male Anna and the best service we can do him is to forget about him.

What William kid ?

 

[Holdek]

Or Highlander.

Ha ha, you beat me too it. I was going to say Anna knows how The Game is played: there can be only one!

 

[The Dude]

New rule: Nobody talk about that William kid. He's pretty much a male Anna and the best service we can do him is to forget about him.

What William kid ?

Huh? Who?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Judging by how many time Chris has even acknowledged anything William has posted, I think it says exactly what Chris thinks of William. Unless William posts that he is delivering a girlfriend by snail mail, Chris will just ignore him and keep him friended to please Anna.

This. I bet Chris will not even bother to hit the "like" button on his rant (Not that he bothers to like anything anybody posts on his FB...Boy, Chris is such an ass )

I may be wrong, but I bet that adding this guy to his FB was the only interaction Chris had with him ever.

 

[José Mourinho]

And thank you so much, William, I had a terrible bad mood (A bad one in months), but after reading that post, I feel a lot better. And that's an achievement considering it's hard for me to get out of a bad mood. Way to go.

And the fine work you did on the CWCki's current "Quote of the Now" gave me a smile.

Thanks, but you have to give Very Honest Content some credit too since some of the lulzy piping ideas are also from him.

 

[Bugaboo]

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You guys think Chris went online and asked Barb first?

 

[Pikonic]

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You guys think Chris went online and asked Barb first?

I don't know, he's lied in the past and might not give him permission if she knew, there might be blood and violence and Chris is only at the tender age of 31.

New rule: Nobody talk about that William kid. He's pretty much a male Anna and the best service we can do him is to forget about him.

What William kid ?

Huh? Who?

Who are y'all talking about I don't wanna be left out BAWWWWWWW

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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You guys think Chris went online and asked Barb first?

"We're studying owls ..."


You know, not to read too much into this (even though I am), but Chris's Lego Heartlake High is actually a bit disturbing to me. Now, to be sure, it has nothing on his death wishes against Megan and Mimm's girlfriend; those were on a whole other level of sickness. But HH is bad enough in its own right.

I arrived at this opinion after considering HH to be Chris's paean to his fast times at Manchester High. Now, obviously, Chris is either mis-remembering or fantasizing about his past when he recalls those days. It's also probable that he'd misunderstood his social situation at the time to begin with. Regardless, it's a golden period in his history, one that he's been mentioning a lot in these less rosy days.

Certainly, Chris building the things he desires is not new. Christory is chock full of artifacts and magic powers engineered by Chris in order to battle against his overwhelming helplessness in the world of adulthood. He seems to perpetually suffer from the childish conviction that if you build a totem to what you want, and just wish hard enough, that thing will be imbued with power. Everything from his Sonichu medallion, to his Curse-ye-ha-me-has, to his hair-clippings talisman were all created to grant significance and authority to a man who felt powerless and ignored. Lego CWCville, which was created when he was a child, was maintained due to the fact that the post-high school world would have nothing to do with him. The Lego Friends dreamhouse he built was an obvious manifestation of his desire to live a sex-filled life of joy with his sweetheart-to-be.

Now, we see these things as twisted, selfish, disgusting, and egotistical - but then, we see Chris the same way. It makes sense that he would create these things out of his unfulfilled longing. But Heartlake High is different. This is a fantasy setting where Chris projects himself back in high school. High school is over for him, however. Done thirteen years ago. And that's the reason why I find it disturbing. In all likelihood, Chris will die alone, ignored, never once having shared so much as a consensual kiss with a woman without the exchange of money happening first. However, there is the possibility, slim as it may be, that he could get everything he wants. He could end up legitimately famous, rich, respected, beloved, and married to an incredibly sexy woman who does everything she can to service him and make sure he feels happy and provided for. There's also the possibility that a blind man could hit eighteen holes in one during a single game of golf. Odds favor the blind guy over Chris.

But if there's one thing Chris cannot do is go back in time and re-live his high school years. Not that I think he'll try - not even Ricardo is dumb enough to believe in time machines - but what this says to me is that Chris has devoted a considerable amount of time and money to hiding inside an element of his past. Lego CWCville, dumb as it was, was modern. The Sweetheart dreamhouse, improbable as it was, was still something that could potentially happen. What I find unnerving about Chris wallowing in his past is that he is not looking forward. Its been postulated that he'll have more freedom after Barb passes on, but what he's learning right now is that during what is probably the lowest point in his life, no one is coming to help him. So he's trying to secure himself inside of a poorly-remembered past in order to get away from his present, as opposed to looking to an improbable future. Has his life truly become so miserable that he's become hopeless about the days ahead? If so, you can be sure that there are going to be a lot of Lego purchases in the days to come.

So, nothing new, really.

 

[Varis]

Spoiler

Points for effort, Veronica, but long rants go right over Chris' head.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Spoiler

Points for effort, Veronica, but long rants go right over Chris' head.

How many times have people attempted similar rants? Veronica's not a very good troll, they can't have been following Chris for very long if they actually think Chris is going to give a shit about their rant.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Points for effort, Veronica, but long rants go right over Chris' head.

Ironically, he expects everyone to pay rapt attention to his own rants.

 

[Some JERK]

Spoiler

Points for effort, Veronica, but long rants go right over Chris' head.

halfway through that rant this song started playing in my head.

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[Kosher Dill]

But Heartlake High is different. This is a fantasy setting where Chris projects himself back in high school.

I didn't really see it as a major break from the stuff he's been doing before. If anything, that conceptual leap already happened when Chris made his Lego Friends sex house with Lego versions of himself and Jackie. Like, previously in CWCville, Chris himself never had a house, only Sonichu. Chris was sort of there on his Great Director ego-throne as the mayor, and he theoretically had an office in the mall (which doesn't exist in Lego form), but it was understood that he'd go find an IRL sweetheart, get the office job and Aryan daughter, etc. Building himself a house is pretty much a tacit admission that he's going to have to seek family-life fulfillment in the fantasy realm from now on.

I'd really like to see the Jackie emails about Lego released, about how she convinced him to dismantle the old CWCville ("Hurricane Jackie"), etc. I think it would really shed some light on his thought processes in this area.

 

[LM 697]

New rule: Nobody talk about that William kid. He's pretty much a male Anna and the best service we can do him is to forget about him.

Says the guy who made that Anna thread.

 

[soIregistered]

I'm going so far as to say Veronica is either a lurking member or a past member of this very forum. For someone who "accidentally discovered" Chris a few weeks ago, she's too comfortable with words like vidya and God-Bear and Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha. She's absolutely someone who wants to be a trolling personality to end up on the wiki.