The Facebook Thread MK 2.

[Pikonic]

I'm going so far as to say Veronica is either a lurking member or a past member of this very forum. For someone who "accidentally discovered" Chris a few weeks ago, she's too comfortable with words like vidya and God-Bear and Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha. She's absolutely someone who wants to be a trolling personality to end up on the wiki.

She's possibly trying to be the next Vivian Gee. A trollette who gives Chris some serious tough love while constantly going "lol look at this guy." Little does she know Vivian was more than just some bitch to Chris. Veronica's got "FAIL TROLL" written all over her.

 

[Lefty]

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I know Chris isn't a pedo. But shit like this....Its just not healthy. I just imagine Chris sitting on the floor with his matted hair and his nasty fingers playing with toys meant for little girls. To an outsider its a deeply unsettling scene (not that its fun for us either)

 

[soIregistered]

I know Chris isn't a pedo. But shit like this....Its just not healthy. I just imagine Chris sitting on the floor with his matted hair and his nasty fingers playing with toys meant for little girls. To an outsider its a deeply unsettling scene (not that its fun for us either)

That is precisely my problem with Bronies, the ones that actually collect the toys. I find it really, really, creepy.

 

[CatParty]

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I know Chris isn't a pedo. But shit like this....Its just not healthy. I just imagine Chris sitting on the floor with his matted hair and his nasty fingers playing with toys meant for little girls. To an outsider its a deeply unsettling scene (not that its fun for us either)

He'd probably sobbing too.

 

[Holdek]

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I know Chris isn't a pedo. But shit like this....Its just not healthy. I just imagine Chris sitting on the floor with his matted hair and his nasty fingers playing with toys meant for little girls. To an outsider its a deeply unsettling scene (not that its fun for us either)

He'd probably sobbing too.

Someone should overlay the audio of Chris sobbing onto this commercial.

 

[The Tyrant]

What a tragedy. I had just decided to try out some website that generates awful fanfiction between he who shall not be acknowledged and Chris for entertainment purposes. Pity...

Well, regarding somewhat current events, his expansion of his Lego collection is rather expected. Unfortunately, he seems to sink further and further into the depths of madness and depression the longer he clings onto this memory of years before. Part of me is beginning to wonder if he wishes to purchase everything and anything with a high school motif to it.

What were those awful cash ins called...? Monster High, or whatever? I think that's what they were; a part of me wonders if he'd ever pick up something from that series. I mean, it would work with his Tomgirl(?) image...somewhat...

 

[Lefty]

I know Chris isn't a pedo. But shit like this....Its just not healthy. I just imagine Chris sitting on the floor with his matted hair and his nasty fingers playing with toys meant for little girls. To an outsider its a deeply unsettling scene (not that its fun for us either)

That is precisely my problem with Bronies, the ones that actually collect the toys. I find it really, really, creepy.

Even worse are those videos of them commandeering the toy aisle of various supermarkets. Those just anger me. Can you imagine a little girl in all of her innocence going to the toy aisle to get some toys and shit ton of greasy, rowdy, swearing, possibly aroused, grown ass neckbearded men have flooded the aisle talking about which pony is their favorite and hopefully not which one they want to fuck.

Uggh. I mean everyone has their hobbies and to each their own but only as long as you're not bothering someone else with it.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Uggh. I mean everyone has their hobbies and to each their own but only as long as you're not bothering someone else with it.

Bronies bitch about being persecuted and their fandom not given fair treatment, but they don't realize the main reason they are mocked is because of what they do, it's that they seek attention while doing it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Uggh. I mean everyone has their hobbies and to each their own but only as long as you're not bothering someone else with it.

Bronies bitch about being persecuted and their fandom not given fair treatment, but they don't realize the main reason they are mocked is because of what they do, it's that they seek attention while doing it.

This is why we need wars every so often. We're barely out of the Middle East and we're already up to our eyeballs in weirdos.

 

[Pikonic]

Uggh. I mean everyone has their hobbies and to each their own but only as long as you're not bothering someone else with it.

Bronies bitch about being persecuted and their fandom not given fair treatment, but they don't realize the main reason they are mocked is because of what they do, it's that they seek attention while doing it.

Many children's programming have adult followings (Adventure time, Spongebob, Pixar movies for examples), their fans are doing just fine because they don't feed trolls. When they get harassed they just go "Whatever" and pick their bongs back up Bronies have to be unique. Being persecuted is what being a brony is all about (need MLP smiley here)

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Bronies just take it too damn far. Back at university my flatmates and I would watch Adventure Time & Regular Show while high and of course Pixar puts out quality stuff but I didn't go around Toys R Us buying up all the Adventure Time merchandise I could find while loudly proclaiming my love for a kid's TV show. I mean fuck, at the end of the day it's just a cartoon.

 

[soIregistered]

Uggh. I mean everyone has their hobbies and to each their own but only as long as you're not bothering someone else with it.

Bronies bitch about being persecuted and their fandom not given fair treatment, but they don't realize the main reason they are mocked is because of what they do, it's that they seek attention while doing it.

Also most of them smell like bacon grease, ass and shame. They could bottle it and call it "Endless Virginity".

 

[Pikonic]

Uggh. I mean everyone has their hobbies and to each their own but only as long as you're not bothering someone else with it.

Bronies bitch about being persecuted and their fandom not given fair treatment, but they don't realize the main reason they are mocked is because of what they do, it's that they seek attention while doing it.

Also most of them smell like bacon grease, ass and shame. They could bottle it and call it "Endless Virginity".

Have you smelled Yankee candles new bacon scent, is that thing you said minus the ass

 

[soIregistered]

Do they really have a bacon candle? I haven't been there this month, but I do go to Yankee Candle a lot. I'm kind of a big candle snob. Last year they had "Sound of Music" candles, and they had scents like "Brown Paper Packages" and "Whiskers on Kittens". But yeah, I don't think I'd be buying a bacon candle.

 

[CatParty]

Do they really have a bacon candle? I haven't been there this month, but I do go to Yankee Candle a lot. I'm kind of a big candle snob. Last year they had "Sound of Music" candles, and they had scents like "Brown Paper Packages" and "Whiskers on Kittens". But yeah, I don't think I'd be buying a bacon candle.

Why yes they make candles of everything.

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[Pikonic]

Do they really have a bacon candle? I haven't been there this month, but I do go to Yankee Candle a lot. I'm kind of a big candle snob. Last year they had "Sound of Music" candles, and they had scents like "Brown Paper Packages" and "Whiskers on Kittens". But yeah, I don't think I'd be buying a bacon candle.

I liked their "First Down" scent, straight up football scented (American football), we should send Chris some Yankee Candles or some incense, Godbear knows he needs it

 

[sparklemilhouse]

If Chris had candles, the house would be on fire in about 35 minutes.

 

[soIregistered]

Here are some Yankee Candle CWC Candle special edition series scents. Someone get to photoshopping:

Sonichu Butt Shards

Newspaper Pup Urine

Clown Shirt B.O.

Cakefarts

Bent Duck

Lego Life Failure

Greasy Tomgirl Hair

Oversized Sippy Straw Backwash

Healthy McWrap

Julaaaay Rubber Dolly

 

[CatParty]

Here are some Yankee Candle CWC Candle special edition series scents. Someone get to photoshopping:

Sonichu Butt Shards

Newspaper Pup Urine

Clown Shirt B.O.

Cakefarts

Bent Duck

Lego Life Failure

Greasy Tomgirl Hair

Oversized Sippy Straw Backwash

Healthy McWrap

Julaaaay Rubber Dolly

And all smell like ass, hoard, and rotten watermelons.

 

[Pikonic]

If Chris had candles, the house would be on fire in about 35 minutes.

They sell wax melts too, no fire no problem.