Diseased The Fidget Spinner Community - "It's Not A Trend, It's A Way Of Life."

[Octopuff in kumquat]

I saw one for the first time IRL yesterday. It was marketed as a stress relief aid.

Imagine that scene in Saving Private Ryan, but the soldiers have Fidget Spinners on the way over, calming their overwhelming stress (but they still had it easy compared to today's teens!)
It definitely would've gone differently...!










And by that I mean all their boats would've been bombed before they touched shore, and none of them would've even realized.

 

[Somsnosa]

what is it with people and the obsession of inserting things in their vag/anus that don't belong there

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

what is it with people and the obsession of inserting things in their vag/anus that don't belong there

my theory is the people who buy into these shitty fads have actually regressed to a lower developmental state and have been reduced to the instinct of fidgeting with things for stimulation and gratifying base instincts

 

[Trilby]

what is it with people and the obsession of inserting things in their vag/anus that don't belong there

Sick people.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

what is it with people and the obsession of inserting things in their vag/anus that don't belong there

yolo my nigga

Now lube up that air duster can for me.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

This is exactly why I come here. Kill me.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

OK but to be fair whoever thought of "fidget spinner theology" is probably some pre-teen bored to death by catechism who just wants fucking anything to do besides hearing one more lecture about the holy goddamn ghost.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Some dumbass attached razers to his spinner and sliced his dick off:

http://www.unitednews.org/calgary-man-slices-off-penis-attaching-razor-blade-fidget-spinner/

At least he can't pass on his exceptionalism to future generations.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

How fucking exceptional do you have to be to use a fidget spinner with razor blades to shave your fucking pubes??

He is only 23 and lost his penis because of a childrens toy.

 

[Trilby]

How fucking exceptional do you have to be to use a fidget spinner with razor blades to shave your fucking pubes??

He is only 23 and lost his penis because of a childrens toy.

Pathetic loser!

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

my theory is the people who buy into these shitty fads have actually regressed to a lower developmental state and have been reduced to the instinct of fidgeting with things for stimulation and gratifying base instincts

I disagree. Pretty much everything that's ever been bought or sold has been shoved in somewhere sexual, or penetrated sexually by someone.
That's just humanity.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Some dumbass attached razers to his spinner and sliced his dick off:

http://www.unitednews.org/calgary-man-slices-off-penis-attaching-razor-blade-fidget-spinner/

At least he can't pass on his exceptionalism to future generations.

“He admitted that he’d taken my husband’s straight razor and attached it to a spinner, because he said he wanted to make a battle spinner. But I’ve got no idea why he spun it so close to his genitals.”

Nominate this for random quote.

 

[Wafflehaus]

http://www.snopes.com/calgary-man-slices-off-penis-attach-razor-blade-fidget-spinner/

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I gave the pope a fidget spinner

 

[friedshrimp]

I gave the pope a fidget spinner

Don't give him ideas.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Don't give him ideas.

Too late

https://shop.studio71us.com/products/matpat-black-spinner


http://archive.is/5b7vm

 

[FlipTopBox]

I gave the pope a fidget spinner

21 and 1/2 minutes. Oh god.

Edit: Just watched it. The video has very little to do with fidget spinners and is more about Youtube's algorithm. He just used fidget spinners for clickbait.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Some dumbass attached razers to his spinner and sliced his dick off:

http://www.unitednews.org/calgary-man-slices-off-penis-attaching-razor-blade-fidget-spinner/

At least he can't pass on his exceptionalism to future generations.

No links in the story, sounds fake to me.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

No links in the story, sounds fake to me.

That story, the teacher losing an eye and the damaged vag are all fake news stories.

I'd say maybe people aren't as dumb as we think, but that's too