The fighting thread - Conduct e-fights here

[Meth Dick]

Not going to happen shut up retard.

I'm gonna gay slap you just to prove him right because I can

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

This is my challenge to any Kiwi brave enough to fight me bare knuckle round the back of BD Gym, Portlaoise next Friday.

Winner gets to keep the losers shoes.

 

[Meth Dick]

This is my challenge to any Kiwi brave enough to fight me bare knuckle round the back of BD Gym, Portlaoise next Friday.

Winner gets to keep the losers shoes.

Do you wear size 13s?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggots? 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Bring all your cowardly friends. I’ll end up in jail, you’ll end up in the morgue.

 

[Cats]

came in here wanting to see @Cats post pictures of adorable angry cats

leaving satisfied

bwah-ha-hwee! Behold, moving photographs of my species attacking your...species... Hahahaha!!!

 

[SandyCat]

Why are there people in here giving positive stickers? That's pretty fucking gay behaivor for the fight thread. What are you, a bunch of fucking faggots? Do you get buttfucked by males?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Do you get buttfucked by males?

Not right this second, no.

 

[Donkey Kongus]

Who wants a cap bust in they ass?

 

[Cats]

"I am not evil. I could be if I wanted. You don't know what damage or harm I could do if I were roused. I could kill you all, but I won't."

 

[Londo]

I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL JUST LIKE YOU WERE NARN CHILDREN NEEDING WHIPPED, BITCHES.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Do you wear size 13s?

Don't care, just want shoes.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Thank fuck, I was hoping for a thread like this
@Napoleon Bonerfart your posts suck ass and you should feel as retarded as I do having to read them. Why you don't have a pink triangle is fucking bonkers to anyone that has the misfortune to read them. I would say do better, but I know you won't
ETA: inb4 "I was being retarded on purpose"

When a man's right, he's right. I'm fetching a stool and some rope as we speak.

 

[SandyCat]

I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL JUST LIKE YOU WERE NARN CHILDREN NEEDING WHIPPED, BITCHES.

4210 Wolftown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

I'll be there nerd you better show up

 

[Meth Dick]

When a man's right, he's right. I'm fetching a stool and some rope as we speak.

I said your posts suck.
I never said I wanted you to stop posting them

 

[Somaffective]

@Meth Dick you smell.

 

[Meth Dick]

@Meth Dick you smell.

Like a winner

 

[Tinidril]

This is my challenge to any Kiwi brave enough to fight me bare knuckle round the back of BD Gym, Portlaoise next Friday.

Hubby and I watched this, gasping for air from laughter...he said "This is a trailer for 'How The Irish Saved Civilization', isn't it?"

(I'm the child of an Irish immigrant, and huzzbin and I both have dual Irish-American citizenship, so we are no strangers to thick Irish brogues, This was stunningly incomprehensible, though.)

 

[W'rkncacnter]

NONE CAN PIERCE MY HELMET

This is my challenge to any Kiwi brave enough to fight me bare knuckle round the back of BD Gym, Portlaoise next Friday.

Winner gets to keep the losers shoes.

YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND MY PETROL DOUSED FISTS

 

[Unicorn Fairie]

Like a winner

No, you smell like a certain crown who did no-no things under floorboards... I'm doxing you as we speak, hoping to get you in prison. Hope you enjoy being shanked by a righteous Bantu, stalker.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I said your posts suck.
I never said I wanted you to stop posting them

This is what we call the ultimate gaslighting, bitch.