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Excite Truck and Excite Bots were watered down versions of San Francisco Rush or Beetle Adventure Racing.

If you're not giving Donkey Konga to nintendo then you can't give them Endless Ocean either. because Endless Ocean was made by the same people who made Everblue 1 and 2 for Playstation which is what Endless Ocean is a direct sequel of.
Yo Beetle Adventure Racing and the RUSH games were THE FUCKING TITS! Holy crap I still play them every few months on my N64. Such a good time, not even Cosmo can ruin them for me with how pathetic he is.
 
As an f-zero/starfox/paper mario fan say that again to my face and see what happens
Nintendo is by no means perfect, but they've been generally consistent over decades. Square dropped off and never came back.

Sucks that some of your (and my) favorite series never got the sequels they deserve. But there are other great games to play.

@Marissa Moira Did you ever play California Speed? That one was my favorite one.

The age of Midway racing games will never come back. So sad!!
 
Those cheeky fackers


Also...yeah I just realized, they dropped the sector 7 upper plate supposedly where Shinra employees resided (not exactly sure how Shinra employees don't by and large reside anywhere else in Midgar but whatever) onto the slums. Freaking Shinra man.

Edit : ...wtf is this crap? God Square is going to do far worse to Aeris than Sephiroth ever could.


So either somehow, Sephiroth clones were a thing even when Aeris seven years old even though from what I understand Sephiroth (or rather the one from the original game at any rate) was about 5 years older than her or the people in black robes aren't clones of him....I honestly couldn't understand most of the above.
 
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I dunno. It's selection bias but on sites with little to no moderation like 4chan as opposed to youtube, the opinion is overwhelmingly negative.
I dunno. A lot of low moderation sites are negative because negativity is easy to justify anyway. Not sure if it's representative. Technically my opinion is negative too ofc.
 
I dunno. A lot of low moderation sites are negative because negativity is easy to justify anyway. Not sure if it's representative. Technically my opinion is negative too ofc.
Yeah agreed. I mean half the posts in any thread on /v/ is going to be about how x game that they all bought and are all playing sucks. But it actually got pretty hard to find any defense of the story, which you think would at least make parts of 4chan back it simply to be contrarian.
 
Yeah agreed. I mean half the posts in any thread on /v/ is going to be about how x game that they all bought and are all playing sucks. But it actually got pretty hard to find any defense of the story, which you think would at least make parts of 4chan back it simply to be contrarian.
Not true, Dunkey got raped over his review


Plenty of people like it, plenty of people are willing to walk through the gates of hell for it.

but the important thing is that trials of Mana did well and Nier Anniversery preorders are higher than Automata's.

This means Square now has other properties that people will buy other than Final Fantasy.
 
The only way it could not be an ironic username is if this was a GameFAQs autist who created his account in 2005 and is still mentally stuck in that era.



Maybe if CD Projekt Red delivers and Cyberpunk 2077 somehow manages to live up to all the hype and inspires a new revival of the WRPG genre, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.

I'm not going full doomer and thinking Cyberpunk 2077 will suck, but at the same time, I know a game that's been hyped up that much rarely ever lives up to it.
A development cycle that long is usually a bad sign too.
I WANT TO BELIEVE, A MAN CAN DREAM
 
So either somehow, Sephiroth clones were a thing even when Aeris seven years old even though from what I understand Sephiroth (or rather the one from the original game at any rate) was about 5 years older than her or the people in black robes aren't clones of him....I honestly couldn't understand most of the above.
They were never clones of Sephiroth, that was a mistranslation. They were just dudes that had Jenova cells injected in them to try to duplicate what they got with Sephiroth after he went nuts and died in Nibelheim.
 
They were never clones of Sephiroth, that was a mistranslation. They were just dudes that had Jenova cells injected in them to try to duplicate what they got with Sephiroth after he went nuts and died in Nibelheim.

Oh right, my bad. I should have known better to say they were clones. I still don't get why she's seeing them when she was 7.
 
They were never clones of Sephiroth, that was a mistranslation. They were just dudes that had Jenova cells injected in them to try to duplicate what they got with Sephiroth after he went nuts and died in Nibelheim.
This is literally the only reason this game was confusing. Because of the word "clones." Especially as a kid where you think clones means exact copy while as an adult you can think about the confusion.
 
Earlier today someone posted that the voice actress for Aerith was posting her nudes on twitter. But by the time I clicked the thread her twitter was already deleted. So, uhh, what the fuck happened?
News to me. If I had to guess, someone might have hacked her shit and she quickly got her Twitter shut down as soon as possible.
 
And let's be real. Square will never be on the same level as Nintendo or Rockstar. I absolutely can shit on Square all day, they are mediocre liars. Rockstar makes good games with shit monetization and Nintendo is as consistent as Dragon Quest (which Square had to steal).
Gonna have to disagree with Rockstar. They always just get close to some amazing shit, but always stop just short. Like the GTA Online is 100% hindered by their microtransaction bullshit to such a degree it's insulting to the consumer.
 
Gonna have to disagree with Rockstar. They always just get close to some amazing shit, but always stop just short. Like the GTA Online is 100% hindered by their microtransaction bullshit to such a degree it's insulting to the consumer.
I totally ignored the multiplayer. MTA was better and still is better than GTA online.

The single player is stellar, however.

I have a distinct suspicion that black people and Nixon's Chosen ruined Final Fantasy Remake.

Don't quote me on it. But I know it was them. Fucking nigggers...
 
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I totally ignored the multiplayer. MTA was better and still is better than GTA online.

The single player is stellar, however.
The thing that gets me is they have this amazing engine, with tons of capability and just want to knee cap the fuck out of you every step of the way for microtransactions.
I have a distinct suspicion that black people and Nixon's Chosen ruined Final Fantasy Remake.

Don't quote me on it. But I know it was them. Fucking nigggers...
I really liked the FFVII Remake so far. Took em too long, but it was well done. If they make 1 or 2 more parts, it'd be fine by me. The first time through took me about 40 hours which is about 38 and a half more hours than it takes in the original.
 
If you're talking from a gameplay perspective 7R probably has the best battle system in the whole series.
Sounds like you like action combat over turn based then. As you said yourself action combat systems existed at the time and yet the FFVII original team choose turn based for it. That the new team didn't respect this choice shows how much respect they have for the original game and it's ideas. Instead we get cringe fan fiction made by Nomura.

I really love how pro-FFVIIretread fans just ignore that it wasn't the original team but are probably the same people who would go apeshit if Konami made another Metal Gear without Kojima.
 
This is literally the only reason this game was confusing. Because of the word "clones." Especially as a kid where you think clones means exact copy while as an adult you can think about the confusion.
Well that and the two most important cutscenes about the backstory are hidden in easily missable side content.
 
Man I wish we’ve gotten the same gameplay like the 1997 original but with 2020 graphics.

This is why we can’t have nice things.
 
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