CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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Jacism for this:

I'M THE FUCKING COMMANDER

ELI GET THE CAMERA

THIS IS A CITZEN ARREST. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BUY ME AN XBOX 1

EAT BBS FAGGOT

shut up i know i posted this in the wrong thread before
 
Well it looks like we are never going to get Dank Swordz episode 2. I hope the White Justice Army doesn't seek retribution for this unfair fight and robbery.
 
Konstantinos said:
Man, they drew blood. Like Tyce's head actually got cut up. That's a tad freaky. The fight had been pretty silly up until that point and then it got really real. It probably doesn't help that I was listening to No Love Deep Web while watching the video.
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YOU'RE FIT TO LEARN THE MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
WHIPPITS, JENKEM IN YOUR BRAIN
 
Well that was an uneasy mix of horror and hilarity. The beat-down was pretty violent, what with the blood and all but I can't say I didn't laugh at all the screaming about an XboxOne.
 
osideguy92 said:
Armed robbery is a much bigger deal than assault. If consequences are to follow, ending up convicted of assault would probably be what Jace and Eli manage to plead it down to after the prosecutor slaps them with an armed robbery charge.
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I really don't think any of them have the capacity to understand the gravity of their actions. Even if they did it's somehow "justified" because they're fighting an invisible war. The fact that they even thought it was a good idea to film the damn thing, let alone upload it to the internet, indicates how limited their collective comprehension is. If this does go to court I wonder what Jace and Eli's defense will be...
 
So the real question now is whether Tyce is going to go to the police and his Dad for help or if he's just going to take the beating in stride.

JON CENA said:
YOU'RE FIT TO LEARN THE MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
WHIPPITS, JENKEM IN YOUR BRAIN
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I was listening to that same song too!
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
I really don't think any of them have the capacity to understand the gravity of their actions. Even if they did it's somehow "justified" because they're fighting an invisible war. The fact that they even thought it was a good idea to film the damn thing, let alone upload it to the internet, indicates how limited their collective comprehension is. If this does go to court I wonder what Jace and Eli's defense will be...
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Your honor, armed robbery is a plant, and how could a plant be illegal? The defense rests.
 
Konstantinos said:
So the real question now is whether Tyce is going to go to the police and his Dad for help or if he's just going to take the beating in stride.
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He may not have to go to the police. I think we can assume some ween has already emailed the video and relevant details to the cops.
 
Holy shit, Tyce got what for, big time. However, because of the commander's tactics of uploading the video to YouTube...I don't want to sound like an A-log or anything, but I expect one of two things, realistically:

1. Tyce's White Justice Army find the video, track down Jace and Eli and brutally beat them up in retaliation. That is, if they are capable of even throwing a punch - hell, I think the commander and his cohort can make short work of them if the White Justice Army are just edgy juggalo stoners.

2. Tyce, Jace and Eli are arrested. During a court hearing Jace and Tyce are required to be institutionalized, and that ends all those Deagle Nation sagas on a sour, but hopeful note as Jace and Tyce finally get the help they need.

Yeah, I know, I may be blasted by this, but whatever. It's what I can think of :U
 
that video was simultaneusly fucking horrifying and absolutely hilarious. i don't know how. but jace screeching "I'M THE FUCKING COMMANDER!" made me nearly roll out of my bed cackling.
 
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