CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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Maybe it's just me but in the beginning, when Jace screams " did you shave your head? You look like a fucking skinhead!" Jace almost sounds like he feels somehow betrayed. Like Tyce finding something to besides the whole deagle nation thing is painful to him. Aww.
 
Oglooger said:
but Nazism is authoritarian. to shave your head and act like a degenerate is the complete opposite of what Hitler wanted and...... you know what? fuck it. It's best not to ask questions
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"In a real fourth Reich you'd be the first to go."
-Dead Kennedys, Nazi Punks Fuck Off.
I think this sums up Neo-Nazis perfectly.
/End DK sperging. I promise.
 
currently working on a edit of this.
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Skeealator said:
Man, those nunchuk blows to the head were disturbingly ineffective.
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They're the same practice nunchakus Tyce bought earlier. They're a small wood core wrapped in foam. Having been beaned in the head with a similar pair before I can assure you they don't hurt that much.
 
Toasty said:
Maybe it's just me but in the beginning, when Jace screams " did you shave your head? You look like a fucking skinhead!" Jace almost sounds like he feels somehow betrayed. Like Tyce finding something to besides the whole deagle nation thing is painful to him. Aww.
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Well he was the one who took him in and sort of acted like a mentor to him, imagine if in Star Wars, Obiwan instead was a schizophrenic stoner and Anikin was an illiterate skeleton lover, Tyce chose his own path becoming a jenkem huffing skinhead but you still can't deny Jace was the one who set him on that path.
 
I have never seen a better instance in which a jacket is used as a weapon. This fight - nay, this duel - deserves an Academy Award for the sheer patriotism it instills within my core. God bless Jace.
 
osideguy92 said:
Seriously though, this was straight up armed robbery. I wonder if there's a distinction in the Massachusetts Criminal Code delineating between robberies of certain amounts. The amount stolen was under $50 and if I remember correctly, that's a lesser crime in most jurisdictions, although the cutoff point for reduced penalties may be lower than $50. Can someone check me on this?
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Not entirely sure if this has been posted yet, but here is IV-I-265-§17 of the general laws of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts:
https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartIV/TitleI/Chapter265/Section17

Basically, if my translation of legalese is at least 12% correct, there's no armed robbery charge because Jace wasn't using an assault weapon; I don't think a "battlefield replica" qualifies as a type of firearm, brass knuckles, etc. under Massachusetts law. The most we could possibly see if this were to be taken to court is battery, which is defined in MA law here:
https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartIV/TitleI/Chapter265/Section13a

Knowing how Tyce is the somewhat disappointing offspring of a lawyer, Jace and Eli might be getting some hefty fines and other charges unless they can successfully plead insanity.

EDIT: However, knowing this was well-documented over Twitter, everyone's going to get some fines.
 
Pikonic said:
You know who isn't going to face charges?
Colby
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I wouldn't want to be in Colb's shoes: he could potentially be an accessory to the grow-op if the cops ever find out about that. Let's hope no one spregs out about that when the cops investigate.
 
One of the funniest parts so far has been reading the comments on the LiveLeak video and seeing the members of that community's reactions to this.
 
well shit, that just happened, jace loads his airsofts? i noticed tyce flinched as he shot at him also i couldn't help but get a rather disturbing feeling that eli and jace were in more danger than they thought.. how long until the court date/lifetime movie?

EDIT: watching the video a second time it looks like they went easy on eachother also Skinhead!Tyce is kinda chilling, well until the whalloping ensued, jace also seemed ready to pistolwhip tyce at some point near the end, wonder why he considered to do this?
 
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Toasty said:
Maybe it's just me but in the beginning, when Jace screams " did you shave your head? You look like a fucking skinhead!" Jace almost sounds like he feels somehow betrayed. Like Tyce finding something to besides the whole deagle nation thing is painful to him. Aww.
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Berith said:
Well he was the one who took him in and sort of acted like a mentor to him, imagine if in Star Wars, Obiwan instead was a schizophrenic stoner and Anikin was an illiterate skeleton lover, Tyce chose his own path becoming a jenkem huffing skinhead but you still can't deny Jace was the one who set him on that path.
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Abby said:
One of the funniest parts so far has been reading the comments on the LiveLeak video and seeing the members of that community's reactions to this.
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I can't really blame them for calling it fake. That "Thank You For Watching Deagle Nation" in the disclaimer makes the video look like it's part of a web series or something.
 
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