CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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ShavedSheep said:
I kind of hope Jace sees this.

Also,I would think that through all this shit going down, someone definitely needs to get an Xbox One.
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I did tweet it to him but he hasn't responded back yet and and there hasn't been any activity for a while so I'm guessing he got YOUNG MANed severely. I'm glad the AI bugged out like it did, I never seen the AI actively attack the other manager so aggressively and the skeleton interfering with the roll up pin (roll up pins are notoriously buggy, some can last more than a minute) while Jace was waiting for the ref to get done arguing was gold.

I just wished it wasn't as much of a squash match and Tyce would have been able to do more but this was pretty much standard for WWE2K14. The game is really only good for making custom wrestlers or using the story maker while watching the terrible AI and hilarious glitches happen.
 
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If I was Tyler, I wouldn't be showing my face online until my hair grew out. His online rep was bad enough with his neo-Nazi matchbox car battle techniques, but to lose to Jace and Eli despite bringing an arsenal to the fight?

I'm surprised he hasn't challenged them to a rematch to regain his warrior's honor, or some such shit.
 
OfflineCyberBully said:
If I was Tyler, I wouldn't be showing my face online until my hair grew out. His online rep was bad enough with his neo-Nazi matchbox car battle techniques, but to lose to Jace and Eli despite bringing an arsenal to the fight?

I'm surprised he hasn't challenged them to a rematch to regain his warrior's honor, or some such shit.
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Have any of them been spotted on the Deagle boards or Steam or anything like that either?
 
Jace probably got caught "taking a shower".

Either that or he peeled out of the driveway with Dragonforce blasting and his mom chasing him down the street as he went to fight Tyce, and came home to the YOUNG MANing of his life.
 
WWWWolf said:
This is UNREALISTIIIC Tyce wouldn't try to pump up the crowd, he has no emotions. He'd try to #prank his way into the ring. Game limitation, though.
Aside of that, great attention to detail.
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I disagree.

Now PRESS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! PRESS OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

EDIT: DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
 
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Wanting to lean in the direction of Tyce coming into this "fight" knowing he would at least try to take legal action.
Jace and Eli came out almost untouched. In fact I don't think Tyce connected a single hit on either of them besides struggling around.

With Jace and Eli being the clear aggressors in the video, court would easily side with Tyce.
Hoping he doesn't go through with it though :heart-empty:
 
Aitsu said:
Wanting to lean in the direction of Tyce coming into this "fight" knowing he would at least try to take legal action.
Jace and Eli came out almost untouched. In fact I don't think Tyce connected a single hit on either of them besides struggling around.

With Jace and Eli being the clear aggressors in the video, court would easily side with Tyce.
Hoping he doesn't go through with it though :heart-empty:
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His prosecution would consist largely of calling Jace a faggot, repeatedly bringing up his lazy eye, ranting about his upcoming skeleton war, and perhaps tossing in a Matchbox car or two just to make the day complete.

Jokes aside, that's a trial I would absolutely love to see, if it were to ever come to fruition. The jury and judge's reactions to the video alone would be worth the trip.
 
Black Sonichu said:
His prosecution would consist largely of calling Jace a faggot, repeatedly bringing up his lazy eye, ranting about his upcoming skeleton war, and perhaps tossing in a Matchbox car or two just to make the day complete.

Jokes aside, that's a trial I would absolutely love to see, if it were to ever come to fruition. The jury and judge's reactions to the video alone would be worth the trip.
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It'll never happen but it'd be great.

If I were admitted to the bar in MA and it wouldn't destroy the rest of my practice due to living in Missouir I'd represent Jace for free just to be a part of the circus.
 
waffle said:
It'll never happen but it'd be great.

If I were admitted to the bar in MA and it wouldn't destroy the rest of my practice due to living in Missouir I'd represent Jace for free just to be a part of the circus.
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I doubt a lawyer with even a cursory knowledge of Jace would do such a thing voluntarily, even if the pay was good. This thing can't possibly be good for any attorney's reputation.
 
So quick question:

Does it get dark at 3PM in MA? Because according to Twatter, it shouldn't be dark in the video unless MA is subject to strange sunset times that I'm not aware of.
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Rogowski said:
So quick question:

Does it get dark at 3PM in MA? Because according to Twatter, it shouldn't be dark in the video unless MA is subject to strange sunset times that I'm not aware of.
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The fight took place between 6 and 7 PM Eastern.
 
Black Sonichu said:
I doubt a lawyer with even a cursory knowledge of Jace would do such a thing voluntarily, even if the pay was good. This thing can't possibly be good for any attorney's reputation.
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I am a lawyer bro, just not in MA. It would be fun as hell to do somewhere that you didn't normally practice.

The judges usually actually like you when you do a case for a moon bat because it keeps their insane hijinks to a minimum and makes it take up less of the court's time.
 
TaterBot said:
Jace and Tyce seem genuine, but for me the jury is out on Eli.

I read someone's post that explained how Eli came to be in Israel in the first place (shipped over to spend time w/ his grandparents' on their farm for 3 months, but they expected him to help out, he came up with a story about staying awhile w/some "friends, hid out in an abandoned house, made some vids while wandering about, and fooled everybody.) His parents found out he wasn't staying with his grandfather Daniel, questions about electricity use at his "unoccupied" cottage came up, and his irate parents brought him home. I think he just ran with Jace's idiot plan of Tupac and thought he'd actually get an XBox out of it.
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1!11111! ONE! Can i agree harder with this post? I'd agree with it so hard.....
 
It gets dark at about 4:30pm here about 30 miles from where Jace lives. That video was shot after 6pm I would imagine.
 
waffle said:
I am a lawyer bro, just not in MA. It would be fun as hell to do somewhere that you didn't normally practice.

The judges usually actually like you when you do a case for a moon bat because it keeps their insane hijinks to a minimum and makes it take up less of the court's time.
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Not to mention you get some interesting stories to tell your colleagues later. Of course, I seriously doubt Tyce will attempt to bring about an actual lawsuit.
 
We could probably convince Jace to upload the Dank Swordz videos as a way to make fun of Tyce. He stated that like three of them were done during the vacation from the online stream. Going off how absolutely wonderful the first episode was, we can only have high hopes for the subsequent ones.
 
Ok, thanks to the wonder that is the internet, i just got a text on my phone from google plus. I didn't know i was signed up for it, much less to get texts. I just got one from eli. The parents want rent starting december. I do not know, nor have i initiated any contact with eli. I'm sure there is a logical explanation here somewhete, but i'm drinking.
 
Ok, i figured it out. Feel like a moron. But yeah, boy needs some shekels (islams?) for the rent. Welcome to adulthood.
 
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