The Final Video - Lets guess what our Gorl's last video ever will be?!

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What will Hambeast's last video be?

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Our Gorl is slowly dying like a Roman blood sport before us. So lets guess what it will be;

I am guessing Torrid Haul y'allllll or Rickie is trying to kill me.
 
I thought it would be a cunty "responding to the haydurs" thing. that would be truly fucking iconic. Like the terryberry asshole pic.
 
A mukbang where she eats brown slop from a mixing bowl with a serving spoon.
 
A crying car vlog where she addresses hater rumors, while Becky's inside Walmart stocking up on binge fuel and blood pressure medication.

She's found unresponsive the next afternoon in bed, with a foam of undigested Ben and Jerry's Chubby Hubby gurgling out of her slackjawed mouth, her vloggeen camera still running.

Becky uploads it for rent money, months later with a somber introduction while wearing a Rugrats onesie.

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I think she’ll have some kind of serious medical emergency like a stroke, survive, but it’ll change her whole life situation to such an extent that even she can’t delude herself into thinking she’s just a normal young woman who is a bit fat. Maybe an update video from Becky and then we just never hear from either of them again and ALR lives out the rest of her existence in a nursing home or something. It’s gonna be dark.
 
Is it wrong of me to want her to die with several more severe complications from her obesity?

I am a selfish human being that wants to see her illness progress, only because it’s the only thing that is keeping me entertained.

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Unfortunately, It’s highly likely she will croak in her sleep, though, from her untreated sleep anea, which is boring asf.
 
Hopefully something chock full of cuntiness, lots of interjections of "boo boo" and knowing what's "hulthy"

Let her die as she lives.
In fuckin denial.
 
I'm guessing videos will be more sparse than normal as she has more serious health complications and is in and out of the hospital. Her face will gray and she won't have any energy to pick up a camera. Becky might do a few vlogs telling boring ass stories so Amber can "rest". Amber will deny anything is wrong boo boo. Then a long pause between videos at the end of which either Eric or Becky uploads a somber video saying AL died in her sleep.
 
Seconding a mukbang. It'll be akin to the last supper, but only because she'll consume enough to feed every motherfucker at that table.
 
Gooorl, you forgot to add sloppy / gross / disgusting mukbang. I honestly think that's gonna be her final video.
 
A mukbang/ haul so she can die like she lived- a greedy, gluttonous pig
 
It sounds dark but a post stroke lynn would be amazing. It'll be her trying to be sassy and slurring her words.
 
A grainy phone recording of Al inside a stripped out van explaining that a cult of tranny ed gein devotees have kidnapped her and if suitcases of small denomination bills aren't left by a well known landmark she will be slaughtered to make skin suits for all of them to wear in secret tampon rituals.

eh, probably just an attempt at whatever he's done for years only this time fused to pillow mountain.
 
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