The Final Video - Lets guess what our Gorl's last video ever will be?!

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What will Hambeast's last video be?

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While I don't wish death on anyone, and the preferred ending to this story is that she gets help, turns her life around, and becomes a functioning human being... We all know that aint gonna happen.

Amberlynn Reid is going to die both doing what she loves, and because of what she loves. The apex consumer she is, devouring the worst food and buying wommart trash and torrid hauls she'll never wear, spending and consuming for a family of 6 as usual. The more she declines the more she'll eat to attempt to numb the pain, only expediting the process, and the more she'll spend, we're going to see more and more torrid hauls and such as she desperately tries to pretend that she is a normal human being who does things normal human beings do, mostly to convince herself that nagging pain in her heart is something anyone could feel, its nothing!

There will be some radio silence after that last torrid tent haul, then either a kiwi will find a news article or something and we'll get confirmation. Everyone at the gaycare will wonder what happened, she was so young and healthy! And then they'll all go eat cheesecake factory in rememberence, Becky will skyrocket in weight as she lives off the leftover youtube monies, and life will go on as usual in Kentucky... Everyone pig-ignorant and not having learned a damn thing from the whole ordeal.
 
I wonder if Becky knows her passwords. Could Becky even upload anything if fat AL suddenly croaks? We might only get a "she ded" video on Eric's channel.
 
Car ride to wommart, Becky mobile loses a tire at 80mph due to 1100lbs of lesbian flesh overtaxing the car for the final time. Car spins out of control and Amber can't be pried out. Becky lives but becomes disabled and bedbound, increases to Amber's former size.
 
this has turned into a cause of death speculation thread, and it is pretty fucking quality. I'm going to bet on a CVA (a stroke or heart attack or embolism) at a restaurant very late at night.
 
Being realistic, she'll likely just die in her sleep and all will be quiet until somebody finds confirmation of what's happened. If not then her heart will give out. I would have guessed she'd make one last Wommart video, but I don't think she can do that anymore, right? Because she sure as hell can't walk properly and she's too big for their disability scooters at this point. We'll either get a mookbong, a Torrid haul, or 10 minutes of pointless shit and rambling about AL's new candles/stickers/bladder infection interjected with Eric's lispy voice off camera and Becky being rejected. I feel like her final video being a Clapping Back at the Haydurs is simply too good to be true.

I'm not actually rooting for AL to die, it would be good to see her change her shitty attitude and get her life back on track, but that just isn't going to happen.
 
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I'm going to say The I'm sick video. She'll go for asspats and food money. She doesn't binge, she needs 10k cals a day on a daily basis. She knows it, and ignores the seriousness of any thing to get it.

By the time she gets to the hospital she'll be unable to film.
 
She will vlog from the hospital (a very short video) because she is in there for congestive heart failure and lots of fluid in there, or she is recovering from a really bad pneumonia, or she got hauled in because of rotting toes or flesh because beetus that she never got treatment for. And she will say she got really sick because of something totally unrelated to her weight untill we get some hot tea from Eric that lets it slip or Becky that will beg for asspats and/or money for treatment.

Either that or sudden radiosilence, and 2 weeks later she ded. And now we need to Gofundme for a bariatric coffin or crematorium.
 
Amber's final curtain call, while glorious, won't actually be uploaded onto Amber's channel. Eric will retrieve and compile the raw footage of Big Al's final vlog and release it as his magnum obesus, thus completing the circle of his channel that was borne out of surreptitious sightings of the Binge Beast in the wild and clandestine cankle shots.

As Amber begins to sense that the veil between this world and the Cheesecake Factory in the Sky is starting to thin, she will yank on her trustworthy black leggings one final time, put on her best ballet flats and cyuuuuutest earrings, gather her energy, and make one last attempt to prove that the Haydurs were wrong all along.

Amberlynn, fueled by pure, unfiltered sass and a gallon jug of Walmart brand Spring Water, will miraculously rise from Pillow Mountain. She will head into the laundry room and while staring directly into the camera (manned by her faithful butler Becky, ofc) and put an entire load of Torrid tops into the dryer. The only sounds heard will be Amber's labored breathing and a sharp intake of breath from Becky as it suddenly dawns on her that she has been bamboozled into doing laundry for years.

We head into the living room where we will hear a startling "RIIIIIIP," the death knell of Big Al's black leggings, their valiant efforts to remain intact thwarted by Amber's attempt to prove she could effortlessly touch her toes unassisted. Blaming the noise on Twinkie Storr, Al defiantly insists that although it might look like she only reached her knees, Becky is just really bad at filming and got a bad angle, Boo Boo!

Next stop: her car, where she establishes that Yo' Gorl most certainly can fit in the front seat and where did this ridiculous rumor come from? You haters are WILD, Y'ALL. She stuffs herself in sideways and mumbles that she would close the door but then we wouldn't be able to hear her.

In her final attempt to own the haydurs, Amber waddles her way into the bathroom where she is determined to demonstrate once and for all that SHE SHOWERS DAILY, SHITLORDS. Her face turns crimson as she sucks in her breath and squeezes through the lubed up shower doors. Amazingly, she plops through to the other side, but her elation is soon tempered with panic as she realizes she has become Amber the Pooh and can't get back out.
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Becky offers to call 911, but Amber feels that would be too embarrassing. She is scared, angry, tired and worst of all: hungry. All this filming has caused her to miss her fourth meal of the day.
Amber barks at Becky to stop standing around gawping and to get her ass in gear and get her some Cheesy Tots or the Hot Topic Express is going to skip her stop permanently.

Cut to Amber happily sitting in the shower, shoving her mouth to capacity with Cheesy Tots. She squeals with delight..

Sad music plays in the background as a muppet-voiced, lispy Eric informs us that tragically Amber passed by way of Cheesy Tot, and tearfully encourages us all to learn the Heimlich maneuver. We are told that donations in Amber's honor can be made to her newly created foundation: "Rain and Petals Eavesdrop", which provides pencils and journals for underprivileged children.

~ FIN ~
 
Maybe Al will make a fetshist video with Becky? It would consist of Al and Becky eating food in lingerie (or in the nude) and uploading it to PornHub for some extra money.
 
I think she will upload less and less as she gains into the shadowy realm of the true immobility. It's already starting. The biweekly uploads we get now will eventually become once a week, then one a month, then once every few months, etc. Soon the videos will be exclusively from pillow mountain. We'll stop getting shots of anything but the shoulders up so it won't be as obvious that she's gaining, but we'll be able to infer it. Her content will somehow become even more dull than it is now. Some complaints of minor aches/pains/illnesses will be sprinkled in there, but she won't ever make anything seem like it's a big deal.

Eventually, one day, the uploads will stop. If Eric is still trying to be youtube famous, we'll figure it out from him. If not, Becky will make a video. Exit stage right, fin.
 
But if she's only uploading once or twice a month, she won't be making enough money to continue gaining weight
 
Becky's probably going to take over the channel after Amber dies. There's no way Amber can find another woman to handle her deathfat; Nor can Becky bring herself to find anyone better. It'll probably be "Rest in Peace Amberlynn Reid." Wonder how far down the road that will be?
 
I ate something or a life update. She's going to die in her sleep, or have a sudden heart attack and die on the floor of her house. Will be out of nowhere (not really), thus we won't see "guys I'm in hospital" video as her last.
 
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I ate something or a life update. She's going to die in her sleep, or have a sudden heart attack and die on the floor of her house. Will be out of nowhere (not really), thus we won't see "guys I'm in hospital" video as her last.
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Occam's razor and all. She's gonna die in her sleep from her untreated sleep apnea. We already see the lack of oxygen making it to her brain and organs; she'll suffocate on her own hubris fat like so many other megafats.

Horrifyingly, Becky might not even notice til midday the following day because I suspect her final bowel release won't be too much more than her usual leaky asshole. I doubt Becky will upload a video, but I bet we'll hear from Eric when he's pissed the house needed to have a wall taken out to haul her out of there. I'm sure the landlord will be less than pleased to have that happen.
 
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