The Final Video - Lets guess what our Gorl's last video ever will be?!

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What will Hambeast's last video be?


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As much as we would all love a fantastic end after this wild and crazy ride that is the queen of the Kentucky lesbian mafia, it won't be. It will most likely be sudden, anticlimactic, and kinda boring like a heart attack in the night.

But my personal vote is burst stomach during a binge on a live stream
 
If she actually ends up in the hospital, her bills are going to be outrageous. I'm assuming all the bills will go to Necky if Amberlynn doesn't make it. We all know Amber isn't going to get health insurance any time soon, so if she ends up getting hospitalized, she will be in debt until her early demise. Hopefully for Becky's sake AL just chokes while scarfing down her newest mukbang. There is no way in hell she can receive the heimlich at this point.
 
I'm going to say The I'm sick video. She'll go for asspats and food money. She doesn't binge, she needs 10k cals a day on a daily basis. She knows it, and ignores the seriousness of any thing to get it.

By the time she gets to the hospital she'll be unable to film.
If she actually ends up in the hospital, her bills are going to be outrageous. I'm assuming all the bills will go to Necky if Amberlynn doesn't make it. We all know Amber isn't going to get health insurance any time soon, so if she ends up getting hospitalized, she will be in debt until her early demise. Hopefully for Becky's sake AL just chokes while scarfing down her newest mukbang. There is no way in hell she can receive the heimlich at this point.

Unless they get married..Becky can't be held accountable for her debts.
 
Car ride to wommart, Becky mobile loses a tire at 80mph due to 1100lbs of lesbian flesh overtaxing the car for the final time. Car spins out of control and Amber can't be pried out. Becky lives but becomes disabled and bedbound, increases to Amber's former size.

I hope that isn't the case. Not that I really give a flying fuck about Necky or Hambs, but because that would put human drivers and pedestrians at risk.
 
Occam's razor and all. She's gonna die in her sleep from her untreated sleep apnea. We already see the lack of oxygen making it to her brain and organs; she'll suffocate on her own hubris fat like so many other megafats.

Horrifyingly, Becky might not even notice til midday the following day because I suspect her final bowel release won't be too much more than her usual leaky asshole. I doubt Becky will upload a video, but I bet we'll hear from Eric when he's pissed the house needed to have a wall taken out to haul her out of there. I'm sure the landlord will be less than pleased to have that happen.
People who are fat, but far smaller/thinner than her have been prescribed the machine to put on their face while thy sleep to get oxygen to their brain. I'm not too big of a follower of ALR, but I get the impression from your comment that she doesn't use one. She is definitely going to have this situation where she dies in her sleep like an 80 year old.
 
If she actually ends up in the hospital, her bills are going to be outrageous. I'm assuming all the bills will go to Necky if Amberlynn doesn't make it. We all know Amber isn't going to get health insurance any time soon, so if she ends up getting hospitalized, she will be in debt until her early demise. Hopefully for Becky's sake AL just chokes while scarfing down her newest mukbang. There is no way in hell she can receive the heimlich at this point.
I disagree. Becky would not be liable for Amber's bills.
 
If she actually ends up in the hospital, her bills are going to be outrageous. I'm assuming all the bills will go to Necky if Amberlynn doesn't make it. We all know Amber isn't going to get health insurance any time soon, so if she ends up getting hospitalized, she will be in debt until her early demise. Hopefully for Becky's sake AL just chokes while scarfing down her newest mukbang. There is no way in hell she can receive the heimlich at this point.

Would they not try and collect from her mother?
 
aren't her videos usually (at least suspected to be) filmed in advance and released a week or more later? i'd be unsurprised if Becky were to upload the last five torrid hauls/mukbangs/bed vlogs AL filmed before announcing she passed away in her sleep weeks ago.
 
Amberlynn's final video will be like all the others...

There will be ten minutes worth of randomly edited vignettes from the kitchen table. There will be some showing off of some tacky shawl or muumuu or 'tank top'. There will be some banter with Eric, garbling words unintelligibly from the next room. Becky will say something bull-dykey and paw her breast. Amberlynn will bitch about the yellow lighting. She will do another product placement ad for Weight Watchers, saying something like, "I thought these would taste terrible, but OMG I could eat them all day..." A fat Twinkie will snarl at her. She'll babble something about counting weekly calories while eating intuitively. She'll roll her eyes at haydur comments claiming she is 600 pounds already.

Then, there will be absolute radio silence for days.

Then rumors will circulate that she has died. At first, nobody believes it because no obit is found. But more and more reports start coming in, and then some article will appear somewhere, "YouTube Mukbang Star Found Dead at 28"

A couple days after that, a shaken Eric and Becky will make an incomprehensible video and upload it to Eric's channel.

Eric and Ricky will finally get their own place, as Eric mistakes the bump in his YouTube earnings as a permanent raise, and not a momentary surge of Amberlynn curiosity seekers. Becky will move in with some of her extended family. Eric will continue to vlog, but his viewership will drop into the three digits. We won't hear from Becky again, except for isolated social media sightings. Rafe will ramp up her channel, attempting to fill the void, but will get nowhere.
 
Amber's parents are her next of kin, but good luck to anyone trying to get money from those deadbeat crackheads.
 
Amber is an adult and way past the age of being on a parent's insurance. Her parents are liable for a shitty job of child rearing but are not responsible for her medical bills unless they sign any billing paperwork stating they are, which I doubt they would. As long as Becks is unmarried to Amber, she is not liable either, but there is the fact that all Al's you tube stuff is in Necky'sname, so there could be some contention on whether that is kept by Necky or seized for bills.
 
Amber is an adult and way past the age of being on a parent's insurance. Her parents are liable for a shitty job of child rearing but are not responsible for her medical bills unless they sign any billing paperwork stating they are, which I doubt they would. As long as Becks is unmarried to Amber, she is not liable either, but there is the fact that all Al's you tube stuff is in her name, so there could be some contention on whether that is kept by Necky or seized for bills.
I'm pretty sure if they're not married when Amber dies, Amber's mother, being next of kin, will sue for the YouTube earnings.
 
Would they not try and collect from her mother?
Amber was put foster care, stripping her mother of any liability or guardianship. Even if that were not the case, you can't force someone else to pay for medical bills if there's nothing in a form of contract (possibly marriage for instance, but not always the case) to prove that the hospital is to be owed that money from a deceased person. The hospital can collect money through claims to the deceased person's accounts, but generally cannot bill parties not bound by contractual obligations.
 
I want a final video, "Hey guise! So like I'm terrified because cancer is literally inside me trying to kill me but I'm about to go into surgery and they said that like lipsmack there could be a lot of complications cause of my weight but I trust them and doctors are heroes..."

She dies on the table, and the surgeon comes here to describe the horrifying experience.


I want her funeral to be live streamed.
 
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