The first person in history to do something. - Its amazing that some things ever caught on.

[PipTheAlchemist]

I discovered it before I knew it existed.

That's because your father molested you...

 

[Lemmingwiser]

That's because your father molested you...

I wish he paid that much attention.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I wish he paid that much attention.

You're black? That's a shame

 

[Lemmingwiser]

You're black? That's a shame

Only once a year

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I would love to know the circumstances that lead to someone discovering erotic asphyxiation

> Get choked by a giant guerilla.
"Why is my dick hard?"

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Some guy tasted a beaver's asshole to discover that it tastes somewhere between vanilla and raspberries. Not only that, but he managed to convince others to do the same.
I like to imagine some guy wandering around the village, holding a beaver, and telling all of his friends "No, guys. Seriously, you HAVE to try this shit!"

Castoreum - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Grub]

Food that's poisonous apart from one small part or food that has to be prepared in a certain way otherwise it's poisonous. Like fugu fish things like that. Like how many people died eating different parts of things like that before someone finally figured out 'oh if we eat this exact part after it's been prepared in this highly specialized way we won't die horribly.'

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I wonder how many people had to test taste certain wild food in order to find out what was poisonous or not?
Like how many people had to sort out what berries or mushrooms were poisonous or not? Or how many people were poisoned by Fugu before those Japanese chefs got it right?