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The future of nightlife will be going out to the club — a wellness club, that is.

That’s according to Jonathan Leary, the 34-year-old founder of Remedy Place. Billing itself as the “world’s first social wellness club,” it offers vitamin IVs, cryotherapy, hyperbaric chambers and red light beds. Its aim is to be not just a destination for self-care but also a new way for New Yorkers to socialize.

“When you go out with your friends, it’s [usually] drinks or dinner, [but] alcohol is a dissociative and it’s a depressant.” he told NY Next. “Our goal with the club is to use self-care as a new form of entertainment … This is where you book a date. This is where you’d come with your friends after work. This is what you do on a Friday night or Sunday morning … but instead of food and alcohol, we have self-care experiences that are made to be shared.”

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Remedy Place’s cold plunges are grouped together so the experience can be communal. "Whoever shrinks the least wins."

In November, Remedy opened its third location, a 7,400-square-foot space in Soho that’s designed for group activities. The six ice baths are grouped together for cold plunging with friends or colleagues, the lymphatic drainage room is built for two, and the sauna is large enough for nearly half a dozen people.


Remedy also makes nods to more traditional social clubs. The common area has space to lounge around and is stocked with games like backgammon, and you can order food and drinks — albeit bone broth, matcha and protein bars.

Remedy also pays homage to traditional nightclubs with its bottle service. But instead of tequila or vodka, there’s a selection of 750-ml bottles of water that costs as much as $155.

That most expensive bottle is the Amazon Air Water, which is collected from the rainforest moisture in the air in Brazil, while more affordable options include the $14 Splendor Volcanic Water from a volcano in Ecuador.

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Remedy Place in Soho has “bottle service” — except customers place orders for high-end water rather than tequila or vodka.

“I’m trying to take what people would normally do when they socialize, but replace it with something healthy,” Leary said. “It still feels like a fun bottle service moment.”

While Remedy is all about health, Leary recognizes that New Yorkers are often more concerned with work than wellness.

“We have work-and-drip suites where you can actually work on a laptop, take conference calls while getting an IV … [and our] Our hyperbaric chambers are upright because if people want to work they can work,” he said. “We really want to cater to the needs of everyone…. In New York, we find people want to really be productive.”

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Hyperbaric oxygen chambers are designed so clients can sit upright and work while using them.

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Remedy Place offers beverages including bone broth and matcha in addition to its “bottle service.”

Leary, who divides his time between New York City and Los Angeles, applauds the NYC hustle and thinks it’s one of the healthiest places in America.

“New York is the best city in the world — I think we’re more socially connected than any place in the world — you can walk out, meet a million different people, be in a million different environments. New York City sets you up for success to have those [quality relationships].

“And it’s spontaneous — you can’t control your life in New York. New York kind of has its own mind and its own plan for you. And I think that is singlehandedly the reason why people actually are healthy right here.”

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Dr. Jonathan Leary worked as a concierge doctor before launching Remedy Place.

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Remedy Place offers a number of saunas and allows users to program them for various treatments.

Leary always wanted to start some version of Remedy but, after graduating from Southern California University of Health Sciences with a Doctorate in Chiropractic and Alternative Medicine, he was saddled with debt, preventing him from getting a business loan.

He opened a concierge-style alternative-medicine practice to pay off his debts while refining his business plan for Remedy Place.

What Leary heard over and over again from patients — “My issues are gone but you’re ruining my social life [with all this health stuff]” — strengthened his belief in his idea. And, he even ended up raising money thanks to his patients.

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IVs can be done solo, with a friend and even at a desk to maximize a customer’s time.

“[They] became my mentors and they became my investors,” he said. “I figured out the business side. I figured out how to raise money.”

Remedy isn’t cheap. Memberships — which include unlimited access to technologies like cryotherapy, saunas and oxygen therapy, plus a personalized assessment — start at $9,000 a year. Leary is collecting data to make a case for how effective various treatments are. He hopes to eventually win over insurance companies and get them to foot part of the bill

“If we can have hundreds of thousands or millions of data points a year showing these things work. I think governments and insurance companies are going to have to start accepting it,” Leary said. “And the day that that happens and all of these things are covered by insurance, it becomes a very different business and industry.”

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Lymphatic drainage can also be done on your own or with friends. There are even leaderboards comparing the amount of lymphatic fluid drained, where the highest score wins a free bottle of Fiji.

While the first Remedy Club opened in 2019 in LA, Leary has been focused on New York City in recent years. The Flatiron location debuted in 2022, followed by the newest spot on Greene Street.

Looking ahead, he sees plenty of opportunities for growth in Gotham given the demanding lifestyle and thirst for wellness treatments.

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One room at Remedy Place has a sauna and cold plunge that that guests can toggle between, for that exhilarating "just stepped out of the shower into a suddenly too-cold hotel room" feeling.

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Remedy Place in Soho is designed to be a social club where people can relax and mingle and compare business cards.

“Living in New York is high paced. Life is nonstop. People are working so hard they’re probably not sleeping as much,” he said. “We can remedy those things.”

Plus, he added “There’s just so many people here.”
 
I've seen enough nurses who are doing this shit on the regular not get IV placement just right and blow a vein or otherwise fuck it up that I have a hard time believing that outside of a real honest to god hospital that you're going to get anything other than a bunch of narcissistic faggots with scars and shit worse than the sort of junkies you find down in Tenderloin or Harlem. It's also stupid easy to contaminate an IV or otherwise shit up the bolus, there's no way that you're not getting turbo GRIDS just by even looking at those "IVs". There's got to be someone like the city health inspector or the FDA that's supposed to shut this sort of insane shit down
 
I get that there's science behind "red light beds" where, supposedly, red is the color of light most conducive to sleep while blue light disrupts sleep, but I can't get over the mental association between red and stress. Like, if I wanted a cozy color on the red side of the spectrum, I'd much rather sleep with orange light since at least orange is associated with campfires or fireplaces.
Just imagine you are being grilled or trapped in Hell. Should calm you right down.
 
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These IV services are so unnerving, all of these hipsters are going to end up with blown out veins like not so hip junkies do.

Even well placed iv’s can cause repeated damage over time, they were never meant to be a once a month or more thing.
I still have craters in both of my arms from when I sold my plasma twice a week for about 3 years in my late teens/early 20s. Don't wanna say exactly how old I am but it's been a LONG ass time since I needed plasma money. After all these years without them looking any better I'm convinced I'll have little craters in my elbow creases when I'm in my 80s, if I'm lucky enough to make it that long.
 
Odin's tits, could you have made your relaxation spa look even SLIGHTLY less like a dystopian cyberpunk prison?
 
The IV stuff is so amazingly incomprehensibly irresponsible and stupid. Rich fags will pay hundreds of dollars for sugared water and go home with gangrene.
 
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$155 for a bottle of water.

Seriously.

"Butbutbut it's collected from the moisture in the air from the Amazon!"

It's still just water. I can buy a whole gallon of distilled water from Walmart for a buck. It's the exact same water.

P.T. Barnum was right.
 
"Our goal with the club is to use self-care as a new form of entertainment … This is where you book a date. This is where you’d come with your friends after work. This is what you do on a Friday night or Sunday morning … but instead of food and alcohol, we have self-care experiences that are made to be shared.”
If a girl ever proposed a first date to me and described it as a self-care experience made to be shared, I'd be thinking to myself that we were gonna go to the other kind of "massage club" and that this girl is a freaky nasty ho and I would not be able to contain my boner for any longer.
 
I just dislike this implementation of it, where the narcissism is so layered on so thick no amount of cold plunges could possibly wash it away.
Welcome to Gen Z. I hate them so fucking much sometimes. They're socially awkward, poor, ill equipped for the world around them, and obsessed with self-love. As a result, everything they do is so fucking faggy. They have nothing else going for them so, they'll brag about how "well at least I'm healthy and don't go out getting hammered every weekend. I take care of myself!" *Takes giant huff from vape*. As an avid night life enjoyer back in the day, go fuck yourself Gen Z.

Remedy also pays homage to traditional nightclubs with its bottle service. But instead of tequila or vodka, there’s a selection of 750-ml bottles of water that costs as much as $155.
......I swear to Christ every sentence about this place makes me hope we import more infinity niggers just so it gets turned into a migrant shelter.

I hate fucking hipsters so much.
 
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