The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Buff guy in a hockey mask does some fuckin' carpentry.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Buff guy in a hockey mask does some fuckin' carpentry.

Splatterhouse?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Splatterhouse?

Yeah.

To be honest I wondered if anyone was gonna get that.

 

[Vault Boy]

• A plumber jumps around in outer space.
• Walk out of a bunker to see how much your home has changed.
• Punch a bunch of quirky characters.
• Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.
• Stack a bunch of blocks together.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

• A plumber jumps around in outer space.
• Walk out of a bunker to see how much your home has changed.
• Punch a bunch of quirky characters.
• Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.
• Stack a bunch of blocks together.

> A plumber jumps around in outer space.

Super Mario Galaxy

> Punch a bunch of quirky characters.

Punch Out?

> Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.

I'm tempted to say Metroid Prime 2, but most likely, it's a wrong answer

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bald loser walks through a wasteland.

 

[Vault Boy]

> A plumber jumps around in outer space.

Super Mario Galaxy

> Punch a bunch of quirky characters.

Punch Out?

> Explore ruins to find your lost stuff.

I'm tempted to say Metroid Prime 2, but most likely, it's a wrong answer

Yes to all three of them. I was being general with the last one, since you do that in nearly every Metroid game.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Yes to all three of them. I was being general with the last one, since you do that in nearly every Metroid game.

Well, i think only in Prime 2 and Fussion you find stuff you already had from the beginning, but in Fusion, you explore a space station, so...

also, i almost forgot

> Stack a bunch of blocks together.

Tetris

 

[Vault Boy]

Well, i think only in Prime 2 and Fussion you find stuff you already had from the beginning, but in Fusion, you explore a space station, so...

also, i almost forgot

> Stack a bunch of blocks together.

Tetris

You also lose a bunch of your shit at the beginning of Prime 1, so there's that.

Oh, and you're right about the last one as well.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Walk out of a bunker to see how much your home has changed

Fallout 4?

Bald loser walks through a wasteland.

Lisa?

Boy is trapped in, and destroys an imaginary world to save himself.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Lisa?

Yep.

Boy is trapped in, and destroys an imaginary world to save himself.

Off?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Off?

Unfortunately not. It's a lot more mainstream than that.

 

[Vault Boy]

Fallout 4?

Yep. Wanted to make it about finding your child, but that would've been too obvious.

 

[King]

Short guy goes to the moon to save his girlfriend after running into his ex.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Short guy goes to the moon to save his girlfriend after running into his ex.

Super Mario Odyssey?

 

[King]

Right on the nose, then again Im not very good at these. Having fun though

1.Boy wakes to find out he completely missed puberty and has to beat a man with too much pussy on his hands.
2. Guy shoves a rock into himself because he is dumb.
3.Some kid with daggers has to fight a virus.

 

[adorable bitch]

an 'interesting' man welcomes you to the family, son.

glorified friendship cock-fighting 7: this time in hawaii!

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Boy is trapped in, and destroys an imaginary world to save himself.

Whispered World?

 

[Overcast]

Metal Arms?

Yup.

 

[Spoonomancer]

you commit inhumane science experiments to make gods just to use them to farm experience from metal loving gray kings, just to make some wolf. You also play as some Goku looking guy.

an 'interesting' man welcomes you to the family, son.

glorified friendship cock-fighting 7: this time in hawaii!

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