The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Bob Page said:
1. A race of 4-armed abbo aliens, humans and collective of small robots walk into a planet...
2. A disgraced marine and his skeleton crew play Indiana Jones throughout the galaxy
3. A cyborg vs a Darth Vader wannabe with a grudge
4. Try as you might, aliens will still assrape the planet
5. A refugee crisis causes a distant world to be split between two autistic factions
6. A hectic day at work makes you a cyborg
7. A race of cyborgs hunts down a particle in order to take on the galaxy
8. Some PMSing alien chick goes out for revenge
9. Awaken 20 years later to Orwell's nightmare
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5 Killzone Shadowfall
 
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Bob Page said:
Correct.
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I think I hated the premise for that game.

Hey remember those guys that invaded us and almost destroyed our planet and then invaded the other half and just barely lost again? The same guys that we had to launch a desperate assault against to kidnap their leader just so we would have a chance to negotiate a ceasefire? The same people that nuked their own capital just so they could blame us? The same people that lost their planet because we destroyed their super weapon that they were going to use to genocide earth? Yeah let's just give them half of our planet and put them in charge of relocating the citizens of the land we gave them. Oh they murdered lots of people settling in and they still want to kill us all? Who could have seen that coming?
 
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Burned Man said:
I think I hated the premise for that game.

Hey remember those guys that invaded us and almost destroyed our planet and then invaded the other half and just barely lost again? The same guys that we had to launch a desperate assault against to kidnap their leader just so we would have a chance to negotiate a ceasefire? The same people that nuked their own capital just so they could blame us? The same people that lost their planet because we destroyed their super weapon that they were going to use to genocide earth? Yeah let's just give them half of our planet and put them in charge of relocating the citizens of the land we gave them. Oh they murdered lots of people settling in and they still want to kill us all? Who could have seen that coming?
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Yeah, that premise was autistic from the get go, Cold War 2: IN SPACE! IMHO, KZ 2 and KZ 3 were the better parts of the series.
 
You and your buddy fight because he suddenly turned into a libertarian
 
people panic over a campfire going out, world nearly ends.
 
That Chris Guy said:
I would like to say Diablo 2, only he didn't really get to do much before being vanquished again.
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yes Diablo 2, and Diablo did release his brothers, allowing Baal to corrupt the world stone forcing it to be destroyed.

Four dudes blow up a bug factory, fight ugly reptiles, and help carpets.
 
a physiognomy enthusiast and his three friends meddle in a nobleman's ambitious real estate development plans
 
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