The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

After an unexpected eclipse a small schoolboy has an urgent need to find Whisky. It's not Apocalypse Now

You're dead and it's not as funny as people claim it is. There's also a Robert Frost balloon animal

 

[Lurking no more]

Terraria!

Nope. As a hint: He probably won't find it, and even if he does, he probably won't make it back above ground. He will smile the whole time regardless.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Carpal tunnel simulator