The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Red Hood]

Beyond the Sleep

Nope, what I'm thinking of is Xbox 360/PS3 early generation.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

A poor third-person shooter where you defeat colors and end up with someone a third your age, both physically and chronologically.

 

[Overcast]

Bad person gets mad that another bad person made him do bad things and now he wants to kill him except he doesn't remember why.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

A boy and a girl go on a walking tour of about 50 square miles before having a very bad day.

Spoiler: The Answer

Nier: Automata

 

[Vault Boy]

A guy meets a bunch of colorful characters after getting shit-faced drunk the night before.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

A guy meets a bunch of colorful characters after getting shit-faced drunk the night before.

Conker's Bad Fur Day

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Guy wants to find his wife and gets chased around and trolled by assholes.

 

[Vault Boy]

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Uh, yes sir, yes it is.

Guy wants to find his wife and gets chased around and trolled by assholes.

Silent Hill 2?

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

IT'S PAYNE

In hindsight I should've said "A drug addict" and it still would've worked haha

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

1. Manliness personified crashes on a rooftop and saves the world.
2. An old man invites you to an island for a tournament.
3. You catch a disease you have to manage throughout the game and everyone is unlikable.
4. Silent Hill in the desert.
5. You wake up from a dream.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

1. Manliness personified crashes on a rooftop and saves the world.

Duke 3D

3. You catch a disease you have to manage throughout the game and everyone is unlikable.

Far Cry 2?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

2. An old man invites you to an island for a tournament.

Mortal Kombat

4. Silent Hill in the desert.

Spec Ops?

5. You wake up from a dream.

Final Fantasy X?

 

[Overcast]

Everybody turns into a cannibal, and you and your friends need to eat the other cannibals while protecting the one girl who's not a cannibal.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

Everybody turns into a cannibal, and you and your friends need to eat the other cannibals while protecting the one girl who's not a cannibal.

Digital Devil Saga?

 

[Overcast]

Digital Devil Saga?

Yup.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Duke 3D


Far Cry 2?

Ding ding ding! Was it the "everyone is unlikable" that tipped you off about far cry 2?

Mortal Kombat


Spec Ops?


Final Fantasy X?

MK, yes

Spec Ops: The Line, more precisely

It's not Final Fantasy X!

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

your a chinese person who fights 1000's of chinese people

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

You're a douchebag on vacation with a writer's block and you hate your fans.

 

[c-no]

A deal involving millions of dollars goes south to the point your boss becomes your enemy since he wanted the item he was trading money for.

your a chinese person who fights 1000's of chinese people

Dynasty Warriors.

 

[Vault Boy]

your a chinese person who fights 1000's of chinese people

Hong Kong '97?