The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

A group of kids perform therapy on people, and help the confront mistakes in their lives.


A group of kids walk up the stairs on a 300 floor building.
 
A travel agent and a mechanic traverse the country side looking for a woman and uncover a conspiracy involving their employers.
 
Here are mine.

1: Serial prostitute murderers have day jobs too!
2: A convicted criminal ends up making good.
3: A twink tries to engage multiple sailors in conversation
4: A mentally handicapped alien discovers his true purpose
5: Bored with your menial clerical work? There's more in this game!
6: Find the rapist among your team of overpaid fragile human waste.....Clue: They're probably all rapists
7: Too fat, lazy and stupid to join the military? Well worry not.
 
Dude makes his way underground to bring back a statuette. May or may not involve ghouls and ghosts.
 
Coque Suquer said:
Here are mine.

1: Serial prostitute murderers have day jobs too!
2: A convicted criminal ends up making good.
3: A twink tries to engage multiple sailors in conversation
4: A mentally handicapped alien discovers his true purpose
5: Bored with your menial clerical work? There's more in this game!
6: Find the rapist among your team of overpaid fragile human waste.....Clue: They're probably all rapists
7: Too fat, lazy and stupid to join the military? Well worry not.
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2: Manhunt
7: America's Army
 
Your a guy who has to do everyday chores and the like such as buying milk, getting a package from the post office, and getting some steaks.

Your a wheelchair man whose first day of the job involves getting a metal graft before you proceed to work.

You have a boat and you have to put the unruly animals within to sleep.

You must disguise yourself before you can meet your targets.

Your some guy with a headmate who can kick people to death.
 
c-no said:
Your a guy who has to do everyday chores and the like such as buying tard cum, getting a package from the post office, and getting some steaks.

Your a wheelchair man whose first day of the job involves getting a metal graft before you proceed to work.

You have a boat and you have to put the unruly animals within to sleep.

You must disguise yourself before you can meet your targets.

Your some guy with a headmate who can kick people to death.
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1: Postal2
3: Noah's 3d Ark
4: Hitman franchise?
 
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