The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Vault Boy said:
  1. A boy finds a crashed meteor, and later goes on a journey with other kids.
  2. A Welshman leaves his home to seek out adventure and fortune.
  3. A surprisingly good mashup of three radically different franchises.
  4. A guy leaves his home to find a way to fix its water problem.
  5. Three guys steal a bunch of shit and later become good friends.
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4. Fallout 1
 
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Riddled for you:

Pigeons and Birds, cute and cuddly, one of them is gonna be beyond a buddy.

Energizer Batteries, Verizon, Ford; these are the brand's this game shows quite bold.

Mine, Brew, Build, Fish; Just feed em with a kitten dish.

Pawns on a Colony; Rando's gonna roll at ye'.

Snow and Cold, the viscous bite; your Comrades gonna die this night.

A victim of war, no guns at all; you are gonna bawl.

Cats and Dates; you're gonna fill the hunger your feline.
 
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Valiant said:
Riddled for you:

Pigeons and Birds, cute and cuddly, one of them is gonna be beyond a buddy.

Energizer Batteries, Verizon, Ford; these are the brand's this game shows quite bold.

Mine, Brew, Build, Fish; Just feed em with a kitten dish.

Pawns on a Colony; Rando's gonna roll at ye'.

Snow and Cold, the viscous bite; your Comrades gonna die this night.

A victim of war, no guns at all; you are gonna bawl.

Cats and Dates; you're gonna fill the hunger your feline.
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1) Hatoful Boyfriend
 
Valiant said:
Riddled for you:

Pigeons and Birds, cute and cuddly, one of them is gonna be beyond a buddy.

Energizer Batteries, Verizon, Ford; these are the brand's this game shows quite bold.

Mine, Brew, Build, Fish; Just feed em with a kitten dish.

Pawns on a Colony; Rando's gonna roll at ye'.

Snow and Cold, the viscous bite; your Comrades gonna die this night.

A victim of war, no guns at all; you are gonna bawl.

Cats and Dates; you're gonna fill the hunger your feline.
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2. Alan Wake

5. The Thing
 
You've been turned into a fat alcoholic drug-addict whiner, you get a change of haircut and your publisher tries to claim that bright sunny locales qualifies as film noir.
 
i thought of some bizzare ones

1 the winner says HA HA NICE FIGHT GO NEXT FIGHT
2 karnov is a common enemy
3 hitmen fight other hitmen in a 1 on 1 2d arena style
4 a boxer punches a basketball player in the face in the intro
5 a shmup game with live action actors
6 the final boss is pallete swap old lady
7 a japanese man goes around and kisses people
8 a little girl with a giant hand grabs giant boobs
9 you fight osama bin laden virtual fighter style
 
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Falling asleep at your desk of unfinished homework and dreaming about said homework - Barts Nightmare
 
Coque Suquer said:
Here are mine.

1: Serial prostitute murderers have day jobs too!
2: A convicted criminal ends up making good.
3: A twink tries to engage multiple sailors in conversation
4: A mentally handicapped alien discovers his true purpose
5: Bored with your menial clerical work? There's more in this game!
6: Find the rapist among your team of overpaid fragile human waste.....Clue: They're probably all rapists
7: Too fat, lazy and stupid to join the military? Well worry not.
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3- Shenmue

Cuddly Pirate said:
You push button and bad things happen.
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PANIC!

Meaty Spaghetti said:
i thought of some bizzare ones

1 the winner says HA HA NICE FIGHT GO NEXT FIGHT
2 karnov is a common enemy
3 hitmen fight other hitmen in a 1 on 1 2d arena style
4 a boxer punches a basketball player in the face in the intro
5 a shmup game with live action actors
6 the final boss is pallete swap old lady
7 a japanese man goes around and kisses people
8 a little girl with a giant hand grabs giant boobs
9 you fight osama bin laden virtual fighter style
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3- Way of the Warrior
5 - Cho Aniki on the PSX
9- Fugitive Hunter: War on Terror

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1. You're the worlds biggest Power Rangers fanboy
2. Drive real fast and makes you cuss a lot.
3. A very pissy tomogatchi
 
Meaty Spaghetti said:
i thought of some bizzare ones

1 the winner says HA HA NICE FIGHT GO NEXT FIGHT
2 karnov is a common enemy
3 hitmen fight other hitmen in a 1 on 1 2d arena style
4 a boxer punches a basketball player in the face in the intro
5 a shmup game with live action actors
6 the final boss is pallete swap old lady
7 a japanese man goes around and kisses people
8 a little girl with a giant hand grabs giant boobs
9 you fight osama bin laden virtual fighter style
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7 Chulip?
 
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