The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Boss HM-2]

Dominatrix woman does the harmful splits on armless man while other abominations fight in the background. Moral guardians are so outraged, the game is banned.

Thrill Kill. Fun fact, the game's engine was retooled for a Wu-Tang Clan fighting game.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The bad guys won already, their genocidal relatives are on the way, and all you have is a tugboat.

 

[Tramadol]

Your wife and kid get murdered. You get in trouble with the mob and you're a cop

 

[Overcast]

A Jap, a Beaner and a Russian broad fly into a black hole in Antarctica and must fight monsters and dicks.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Your wife and kid get murdered. You get in trouble with the mob and you're a cop

Max Payne.

 

[The Demon]

You go to the fair and accidentally fuck up your friend's attraction.

kingdom hearts 2

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

kingdom hearts 2

Nope. Someone already answered, it was Chrono Trigger.

 

[c-no]

A trucker ends up going through a fucked up adventure within a town.


You shoot up a bunch of people in a tournament.


A black man from a fantasy world goes on an adventure in trying to find his missing sister.

 

[Nobunaga]

A Jap, a Beaner and a Russian broad fly into a black hole in Antarctica and must fight monsters and dicks.

Shin megami tansai: strange journey

You end up dooming the world because you dont want to forget your friends

 

[gachacunt]

A man attempts to protect himself from being converted into a furry.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

• M-preg: Cranial edition
• Boy suffers endlessly for 3 years until the world ends
• Man fights various other versions of himself in space
• Man kills several major and minor deities, still gets cucked by his own father
• Small girl becomes top dog, kills man for tooting his trumpet
• Greedy man plays dress-up for the promise of immense riches
  

  A building inspector falls down a shaft and lands in the middle of a scheme to summon a god.

  6 Days a Sacrifice

 

[That Chris Guy]

A trucker ends up going through a fucked up adventure within a town.

Silent Hill: Origins?

You shoot up a bunch of people in a tournament.

Pretty much any Unreal Tournament?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Man kills several major and minor deities, still gets cucked by his own father

Asura's Wrath?

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Asura's Wrath?

The game I was thinking of is a 2D metroidvania, but I suppose that also works.

 

[Vault Boy]

A prisoner escapes from prison and goes on an adventure to find a bastard son.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Guy goes to an island, finds a shitload of giant puppets.

 

[Overcast]

Shin megami tansai: strange journey

You end up dooming the world because you dont want to forget your friends

Yup.

Guy goes to an island, finds a shitload of giant puppets.

Devil May Cry?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Devil May Cry?

Ya got it.

 

[c-no]

Silent Hill: Origins?



Pretty much any Unreal Tournament?

Correct on both.

An overlord sends parties of murderhobos into a wizards dungeon to kill said wizard.

You're a powerful mage that rose back from the dead and now must regain your power while dealing with adventurers.

You pilot a tank with legs as a mercenary working for the employ of two major corporations.

You fight monsters by literally running into them in order to kill said monsters.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You fight monsters by literally running into them in order to kill said monsters.

Ys?