The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

1) Blade Runner: The Game.
2)Blonde guy kills and fuck things.
3)It's like playing a real guitar, without the real guitar part.
 
A bunch of pissed off martian colonists become pseudo-Space Soviets and start a grudge war with earth.
 
Some factions go to war and @Guardian G.I. is part of the infantry of one of said factions.

Squads of military soldiers from all over the globe end up fighting demons.

A vacation for a man and his daughter quickly go to hell once said daughter goes missing.

You play as a neet who can only leave his home through a hole in his bathroom wall.
 
Some factions go to war and @Guardian G.I. is part of the infantry of one of said factions.

Squads of military soldiers from all over the globe end up fighting demons.

A vacation for a man and his daughter quickly go to hell once said daughter goes missing.

You play as a neet who can only leave his home through a hole in his bathroom wall.
2 Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
3 Silent Hill
4 Silent Hill 4
 
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2 Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey
3 Silent Hill
4 Silent Hill 4
Correct.

You and three guys against criminals and bringing order to the chaos.

A group of four people fight against hoards of rodent furries.
 
1. That skinny old man who has been your friend for a long time decides to kill everyone you know.
2. Rookies are dispatched, their submarine door opens, everyone dies.
 
A monkey, a black kid, a middle aged man, and a girl end up on an adventure and uncovering a conspiracy.

You must rescue your girlfriend from an embryo.

Three people go to space and contract a disease that kills them if any of them come in contact with each other.

You get called into a world because a guy is sad and everyone is ignoring him.
 
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