The General Antisemitism Thread - No excuses accepted here

[glue eater]

Eruv - Wikipedia

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Did you know that on Sabbath, Jews aren't allowed to leave home? But in a truly Jewy fashion, they have worked around it. See, rabbis agree that you can still go to your backyard. Well, what's your backyard? Whatever is inside your fence. So what jews do is tie a wire around a couple of blocks of neighborhood, so they count as your backyard and you can freely move there. If you go to any jewish neighborhood you're bound to see those wires zigzagging above the pavement. Yay, we fooled God again! No wonder Jews make such good lawyers, their whole religion is how to follow the letter of the law and not the spirit.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Eruv - Wikipedia

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Did you know that on Sabbath, Jews aren't allowed to leave home? But in a truly Jewy fashion, they have worked around it. See, rabbis agree that you can still go to your backyard. Well, what's your backyard? Whatever is inside your fence. So what jews do is tie a wire around a couple of blocks of neighborhood, so they count as your backyard and you can freely move there. If you go to any jewish neighborhood you're bound to see those wires zigzagging above the pavement. Yay, we fooled God again! No wonder Jews make such good lawyers, their whole religion is how to follow the letter of the law and not the spirit.

just burn all talmuds already, all of this is because of rabbi-fuckery

 

[glue eater]

just burn all talmuds already, all of this is because of rabbi-fuckery

This is a bit better known, but Jews sell all sorts of Sabbath equipment. See, making a fire is forbidden on Sabbath, and if you turn on an electric appliance, it ignites a spark in the machine which counts as creating fire. So what you can do is buy a Sabbath-proof electric mobility scooter that turns on automatically on Sabbath. Take that, God!

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

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Who hasn't heard about the excuse of the Holocaust being "transmitted by generations", and that the "trauma" can go to other younger people?

As always, it is bullshit to fleece non jews of money and continue the Holocaust as if it were a religion.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

This is a bit better known, but Jews sell all sorts of Sabbath equipment. See, making a fire is forbidden on Sabbath, and if you turn on an electric appliance, it ignites a spark in the machine which counts as creating fire. So what you can do is buy a Sabbath-proof electric mobility scooter that turns on automatically on Sabbath. Take that, God!

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At this point, why not just become agnostic???

 

[Betonhaus]

Eruv - Wikipedia

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Did you know that on Sabbath, Jews aren't allowed to leave home? But in a truly Jewy fashion, they have worked around it. See, rabbis agree that you can still go to your backyard. Well, what's your backyard? Whatever is inside your fence. So what jews do is tie a wire around a couple of blocks of neighborhood, so they count as your backyard and you can freely move there. If you go to any jewish neighborhood you're bound to see those wires zigzagging above the pavement. Yay, we fooled God again! No wonder Jews make such good lawyers, their whole religion is how to follow the letter of the law and not the spirit.

Isn't there supposed to be a copper wire encircling New York City for that very purpose?

 

[Hamsteroid]

At this point, why not just become agnostic???

Because you still want to be one of God's chosen people … just without the rules and responsibilities.

Isn't there supposed to be a copper wire encircling New York City for that very purpose?

It's a fishing line - don't want an ugly wire remind you of your (((trickery)))
Why a fishing line spans Manhattan, guarding an invisible boundary

They even have a self-maintained map of the thing: Google Maps

 

[biggacracka]

Because you still want to be one of God's chosen people … just without the rules and responsibilities.


It's a fishing line - don't want an ugly wire remind you of your (((trickery)))
Why a fishing line spans Manhattan, guarding an invisible boundary

They even have a self-maintained map of the thing: Google Maps

A fishing line wouldn't even stop a retarded bug. How the hell is it gonna stop an omniscient omnipotent God?

 

[French Dip]

Eruv - Wikipedia

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Did you know that on Sabbath, Jews aren't allowed to leave home? But in a truly Jewy fashion, they have worked around it. See, rabbis agree that you can still go to your backyard. Well, what's your backyard? Whatever is inside your fence. So what jews do is tie a wire around a couple of blocks of neighborhood, so they count as your backyard and you can freely move there. If you go to any jewish neighborhood you're bound to see those wires zigzagging above the pavement. Yay, we fooled God again! No wonder Jews make such good lawyers, their whole religion is how to follow the letter of the law and not the spirit.

They think they can literally trick God.

Also, this has a rather arrogant side that a lot of people seem to miss. If your home happens to be inside the wire, then it sure does seem to me like they're considering your home (and all public infrastructure) to be their home too.

Though I shouldn't be surprised. These people literally claim to be God's Chosen People. Christians would be pilloried by society for making such a claim.

 

[Revelator]

They think they can literally trick God.

Well, Jesus didn't seem too impressed but we all know how that story ends.

 

[Sho'nuff]

This is a bit better known, but Jews sell all sorts of Sabbath equipment. See, making a fire is forbidden on Sabbath, and if you turn on an electric appliance, it ignites a spark in the machine which counts as creating fire. So what you can do is buy a Sabbath-proof electric mobility scooter that turns on automatically on Sabbath. Take that, God!

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Wait until you find out many of the electronics in your own house probably have a shabbat mode.

 

[glue eater]

They think they can literally trick God.

And then there's the classic switcharoo of Kapparot. Sin all year, the chicken takes the blame.

I honestly think religious Jews are bigger blasphemers than the atheists.

 

[Betonhaus]

 

[Turquoise]

Eruv - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Did you know that on Sabbath, Jews aren't allowed to leave home? But in a truly Jewy fashion, they have worked around it. See, rabbis agree that you can still go to your backyard. Well, what's your backyard? Whatever is inside your fence. So what jews do is tie a wire around a couple of blocks of neighborhood, so they count as your backyard and you can freely move there. If you go to any jewish neighborhood you're bound to see those wires zigzagging above the pavement. Yay, we fooled God again! No wonder Jews make such good lawyers, their whole religion is how to follow the letter of the law and not the spirit.

I remember reading that they had brothels in Afghanistan or somewhere, so in order to get around Allah's 'no brothels' law, they would sign some marriage papers with the girl on the way in and then divorce her on the way out.

 

[KingNothing]

Isn't there supposed to be a copper wire encircling New York City for that very purpose?

Brooklyn has one

https://www.brooklyneruv.com/eruv-boundaries/

 

[Sooty Soot]

I remember reading that they had brothels in Afghanistan or somewhere, so in order to get around Allah's 'no brothels' law, they would sign some marriage papers with the girl on the way in and then divorce her on the way out.

This is mostly done by Shiites, they call it 'pleasure marriage'. This loopholing of God's laws and tricking God is almost always exclusive to Jews, like with Kapparot. You don't see many Christians trying to classify certain sea animals as something other than fish to get around the prohibition on it during Lent or Muslims trying to argue that cigarettes don't break their fast.

 

[The Tall Man]

A fishing line wouldn't even stop a retarded bug. How the hell is it gonna stop an omniscient omnipotent God?

That god is a Jew, can't you imagine him having some neurotic behavior making him unable to not accept a fishing line as an extension of the house?

You don't see many Christians trying to classify certain sea animals as something other than fish to get around the prohibition on it during Lent or Muslims trying to argue that cigarettes don't break their fast.

Because in Abrahamism Jews are the nation of priests. They are close enough to the Jewish god to argue with him.
The two Jewish messianic offshoots for goyim have those goyim as sloppy seconds or better as adopted children, with a way lower standing in relation to god.

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[The Hardest R]

Who hasn't heard about the excuse of the Holocaust being "transmitted by generations", and that the "trauma" can go to other younger people?

As always, it is bullshit to fleece non jews of money and continue the Holocaust as if it were a religion.

I understand the concept of epigenetics but the chosenites of course quickly stretched it to where multimillionaire grandchildren of survivors were claiming to be oppressed because of it. It got too ridiculous and even the levantines had to drop it. Jews destroying their own narratives because of how they took it way too far.

 

[glue eater]

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Christian Zionists in USA want a war with Iran to kick off the end of days. Don't the burger protestants think like most of Jews need to die and Jesus descends from heaven and the rest convert to Christianity? Wouldn't it make more sense to nuke Israel rather than Iran if you want to fulfil the prophecy?

That's a freebie for the Trump administration.