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You won't get citizenship for start. Even jews that converted to Christianity don't get citizenship. They have to either return to judaism or become atheists.
Is that a 100% guaranteed fact? They allow religious non-ethnic Jews to go on "Birthright" trips. I imagine it's harder for a non-ethnic Jew to get citizenship, but I don't know if it's impossible like you're claiming. I imagine it might even be easier if you work for a company that's multinational and has offices in Israel too like Google.
 
Is that a 100% guaranteed fact? They allow religious non-ethnic Jews to go on "Birthright" trips. I imagine it's harder for a non-ethnic Jew to get citizenship, but I don't know if it's impossible like you're claiming. I imagine it might even be easier if you work for a company that's multinational and has offices in Israel too like Google.
No, that's not 100% guaranteed fact. You would have to check it, I may be wrong or partially wrong.

But also, do you assume that jews aren't hypocritical to make "birthright trips" for foreigners and deny them citizenship at the same time?
 
No, that's not 100% guaranteed fact. You would have to check it, I may be wrong or partially wrong.

But also, do you assume that jews aren't hypocritical to make "birthright trips" for foreigners and deny them citizenship at the same time?
I wouldn't be surprised if they would be hypocritical and if Birthright trips being open to non-ethnic Jews is just to give them good PR. But I'm under the impression that the whole point of Birthright trips being offered for free to international Jews is as propaganda to try to entice them to support the state of Israel and maybe even move there or serve in the IDF. H3H3/Ethan Klein met his wife, Hila, on a Birthright trip. And apparently hooking up isn't uncommon within Birthright trips, sometimes with IDF soldiers, since IDF soldiers accompany you along the way. I've only read a few Reddit threads about Birthright trips, so I don't know much about them or the immigration system of Israel, but it seems like there could possibly be an Israeli shill to Israeli citizen pipeline, if someone were really dedicated to it. Your chances are probably the highest if you're rich/famous or work for a big tech company. But if you're wealthy or influential enough to afford living in Israel, you could have the same quality of life in the West living in a well-off gated community, so I don't know how much of an actual benefit there would be.
 
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I dont know what's more depressing, the fact that this guy thinks this is remotely plausible or the fact that some people will actually believe it to be real.
The big buzz in the AI world is "agents", which gives AI the power to run shell commands. Lots of programs can be controlled from the command line and this means they can be controlled by AI. Yes, an AI could do this: It could manage your calendar, add/remove contacts, open a web browser to a specific page, etc. This is all entirely possible.

The technology has a lot of potential to be really cool. But I sure as fuck don't want Israel at the helm.
 
The big buzz in the AI world is "agents", which gives AI the power to run shell commands. Lots of programs can be controlled from the command line and this means they can be controlled by AI. Yes, an AI could do this: It could manage your calendar, add/remove contacts, open a web browser to a specific page, etc. This is all entirely possible.

The technology has a lot of potential to be really cool. But I sure as fuck don't want Israel at the helm.
Sure in theory it's possible, but a massive amount of work would be needed to make it work with Android and all of its applications, which are unlikely to expose all functions to a USB device. If you don't have Google's android developers working to provide a deep integration method for this it's not going to work. Generally a common example of an impossible demand is an "AI knob" and this is basically the same thing.
 
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Sure in theory it's possible, but a massive amount of work would be needed to make it work with Android and all of its applications, which are unlikely to expose all functions to a USB device. If you don't have Google's android developers working to provide a deep integration method for this it's not going to work. Generally a common example of an impossible demand is an "AI knob" and this is basically the same thing.
You'd be surprised by how powerful these tools are. Even if they can't use a command-line interface to control an app, they can also simulate taps to drive an app just like a user would. There was a famous event a while back where Claude Sonnet was tasked with playing Pokemon live on Twitch. It was doing the same inputs a player would have access to.
 
A good idea in theory.
But I've heard Israel is very racist, with different types of Jews discriminating against each other, with Ashkenazis being regarded as "the best Jews". They're not afraid to openly call black people "monkeys". There's been a lot of Israelis acting violently towards people they just suspect of being Arab, even if they're not. The general consensus among Israelis is that Arabs are genuinely subhuman, and I doubt they will think any more highly of blacks than they do of Arabs. Israel is also an expensive country to live in, and I think the Israeli government would just resort to killing/sterilizing homeless black populations, rather than giving them free gibs, like the West. I can't imagine Israeli employers will be employing black people either. And the Israeli public will probably have no problem with getting rid of them, because they already kill Arabs all the time.
Also, there are a lot of Israel defenders online (must be Hasbara trolls) who say of "known family members or people who moved to Israel and have never seen (insert controversial thing here)". Be it blood exam to "prove you are Jewish", or give citizenship exclusively to one group, or they point to Arab Jews having citizenship as well; using Saudi Arabia instead and how they have an "open air Apartheid".

Question is - how to prove it? Sure, they kill the Palestinians with some setbacks and such, yet with blood exams and the rest - comparing to Saudi Arabia?
 
why not join them? I'm asking this hypothetical genuinely.
you would have to live around jews
jews hold together against outside threats, but if there are just jews the jew will not simply stop jewing, the jew will instead jew jews
You won't get citizenship for start.
you obviously would need to invent a story how your grandma survived 5 deathcamps
 
I think if you gave the book a chance you'd really relate to the main character. I bet you have a lot in common with Holden Caulfield.
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Yeah, that's why I wrote what I wrote, can you dig it?
 
Apologies if late, it's too early for me to get riled up reading about da juice.

 
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