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I fell asleep with my laptop on and I woke up and was half asleep I rolled over and it did a 180 and fell on the floor and now the screen is broken. Now I’m gonna have to get my NEET uncle to fix it in secret since my dad could do the repair but he’d probably kill me for breaking it in the first place. I can’t afford a new one.

It’s gonna be one of those days....
 
Elysian said:
I fell asleep with my laptop on and I woke up and was half asleep I rolled over and it did a 180 and fell on the floor and now the screen is broken. Now I’m gonna have to get my NEET uncle to fix it in secret since my dad could do the repair but he’d probably kill me for breaking it in the first place. I can’t afford a new one.

It’s gonna be one of those days....
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Sad. Reminded I had a dream last night where I cracked my smartphone screen again and was glad it was all a dream when I woke up.
 
Welp, time to drive 100 miles round trip for the second time today because I forgot to pick up a few things from the store. Today's been a boring fucking day.

Still. Beats. Oregon.
 
seeing more and more snowflakes on twitter talk about how "the alt-right loves george carlin but he would have hated them"

like
BITCH he would have LOATHED you guys
highhorse moral busybodies saying everything is offensive he would have went after you guys first
especially with the way you butcher language
 
ZehnBoat said:
seeing more and more snowflakes on twitter talk about how "the alt-right loves george carlin but he would have hated them"

like
BITCH he would have LOATHED you guys
highhorse moral busybodies saying everything is offensive he would have went after you guys first
especially with the way you butcher language
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"This dead guy who totally can't speak at all right now would have hated you!"

I mean, you're not wrong ZehnBoat but it's all so exceptional, this kind of argument. If the man has a problem with any one of us he can fucking tell us himself later, I'm sure.
 
ZehnBoat said:
seeing more and more snowflakes on twitter talk about how "the alt-right loves george carlin but he would have hated them"

like
BITCH he would have LOATHED you guys
highhorse moral busybodies saying everything is offensive he would have went after you guys first
especially with the way you butcher language
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Pretty sure he would have hated everyone just like when he was alive.
 
AnOminous said:
Pretty sure he would have hated everyone just like when he was alive.
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true, his misanthropy was what made him funny
but i remember he really hated people who were "rightous" or thought they can dictate what others could do
which is understandable, he was a comedian, and comedians fucking hate being told what they can or can't do.
 
ZehnBoat said:
true, his misanthropy was what made him funny
but i remember he really hated people who were "rightous" or thought they can dictate what others could do
which is understandable, he was a comedian, and comedians fucking hate being told what they can or can't do.
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He especially detested language police and euphemism, which he viewed as a particularly odious form of dishonesty.
 
AnOminous said:
He especially detested language police and euphemism, which he viewed as a particularly odious form of dishonesty.
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Euphemism, corporate doublespeak, etc. He hated the abuse of language in general, as he should since comedy and language are inseparable (save for basic slapstick)
 
Have a friend who vapes. Took a hit from his watermelon flavored juice and it triggered my fucking gag reflex. Shit tastes absolutely vile. If you're going to vape at least get a flavor that doesn't taste like Chris Chan's armpit stank.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
Have a friend who vapes. Took a hit from his watermelon flavored juice and it triggered my fucking gag reflex. Shit tastes absolutely vile. If you're going to vape at least get a flavor that doesn't taste like Chris Chan's armpit stank.
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I really don't see the appeal of vapes. They don't count as smokeless, they smell obnoxious and they look really dumb.
 
"Who is an enemy and who is a friend? Who can be forgiven and who must be punished?"
 
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