The General Thread

[Flatline]

Where do you live??

Hell

 

[Doji]

I really wish I had mod privileges on this site for a couple of hours.

What are you planning to do with them?

This has been going on for like a month here in the beaches of New York. Shark sightings, attacks, and now this one washed up on shore on Quogue beach.

idk what it is about New York this year but Sharks seem to love it now.

FYI: pic is "juvenile great white"

They must be loan sharks. Not surprised considering how expensive NY seems to be.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

What are you planning to do with them?

Purge.

 

[Big Nasty]

I misread "gunpla" as "gunt play".

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

My gambling site keeps hassling me about "oh you're spending too much you have a problem".
Shut up and take my money

 

[Doji]

My gambling site keeps hassling me about "oh you're spending too much you have a problem".
Shut up and take my money

This feels like a "Sir you've drank enough today" moment.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I saw a Mexican Snorlax working cash at CVS, he appears to have merged with the enchanted stool that somehow supports his mighty girth

 

[Sundae]

Never understood why so many people hate possums.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Finally, FINALLY! after so very many years of frustration my search for the lost cartoon has come to an end. A little different than I remembered, more disturbing, no wonder it's faded memory has been wedged deep in my brain for the past 23 years. Anyway, I feel quite satisfied to have concluded my long search. Now traumatize your kids/self with this so they/you can enjoy the same hunt one day.

 

[WanderingFarmer]

Never understood why so many people hate possums.

It's not that I hate them, it's that I don't understand the love for them. The babies are kinda cute though so I'll give you that.

 

[LateralusJambi]

It's not that I hate them, it's that I don't understand the love for them. The babies are kinda cute though so I'll give you that.

I on the other hand don't understand why people love capybaras. Possums are cute, though.

 

[jimmmmmm]

Never understood why so many people hate possums.

I imagine a dog and a mouse had intercourse and they made those.

To me, ferrets are cuter.

 

[Durant]

i have chickenpox. its over

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Why is video-buffring so abysmal on this site? I've tried several different browsers, on both .net and .ru, on mobile and PC, with both highspeed internet and 5g.

 

[Flatline]

i have chickenpox. its over

Are you 10 years old?

 

[ForgedBlades]

There's an Asian wedding going on at this hotel I'm at and my dick almost exploded while walking through the lobby.

 

[Doji]

There's an Asian wedding going on at this hotel I'm at and my dick almost exploded while walking through the lobby.

Elaborate.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Elaborate.

Hoards of drunk Vietnamese (I think) chicks in their 20s in skimpy cocktail dresses wandering around everywhere. My dick simply cannot handle these turn of events.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Hoards of drunk Vietnamese (I think) chicks in their 20s in skimpy cocktail dresses wandering around everywhere. My dick simply cannot handle these turn of events.

 

[jimmmmmm]

I'm not even joking
when I first heard the phrase "Kiwi Farms" I thought it was an idle game