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So I see this black guy at the bus station. He's pretty cool looking and I thought maybe he was in a metal or punk band. He had some kind of pink braided mohawk sort of style and pretty cool black clothes. He gets on the bus ahead of me and I see these long ass blue glitter fingernails. Then he speaks. It's a fucking tranny. He's dressed as some kind of alternative woman so maybe he's into that scene. But it's a tranny.

I've said this before, but several troons that I've seen just look like they are in bands. Maybe because I was used to seeing guys like that on TV and in the wild as a kid and they were still men. So it weirds me out every time. My troondar broke just because I saw a dude who looked like he was in an 80s metal band and I remember when that was normal. Damn you Current Year. :cringe:
 
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Dysnomia said:
So I see this black guy at the bus station. He's pretty cool looking and I thought maybe he was in a metal or punk band. He had some kind of pink braided mohawk sort of style and pretty cool black clothes. He gets on the bus ahead of me and I see these long ass blue glitter fingernails. Then he speaks. It's a fucking tranny. He's dressed as some kind of alternative woman so maybe he's into that scene. But it's a tranny.

I've said this before, but several troons that I've seen just look like they are in bands. Maybe because I was used to seeing guys like that on TV and in the wild as a kid and they were still men. So it weirds me out every time. My troondar broke just because I saw a dude who looked like he was in an 80s metal band and I remember when that was normal. Damn you Current Year. :cringe:
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Offer him a menthol ciggie and ask for his mixtape
 
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I hate people who cut the mufflers off on their trucks (at least that's what I assume they're doing), there is no reason to be able to hear you for miles around when you're just accelerating to 20 MPH. At least if they were black I could just be racist but they're white.
 
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Decided that acting all defensive wasn’t helping things and went all in and just told my boyfriend like it is with a big basic gender critical DM screed. Didn’t make things particularly personal yet though, I’m only gonna bitch at him about being a controlling weirdo if he takes what I’ve said and goes full retard over it. I’m still trying to keep things relatively civil at this stage.

There’s only one problem - he hasn’t actually read any of it. It’s been like 9 days now. None of the DMs say “seen“ on em. I know he’s on twitter, he‘s liking tweets and they’re showing up on my timeline, he even liked a meme that I retweeted, he’s just actively avoiding speaking to me or even hearing what I have to say lmao - this makes sense since nobody really wants to spend their weekend arguing with their significant other about controversial political issues but like he literally started it and he doesn’t even have the balls to finish it

I have this theory that to him as long as he doesn’t open his DMs I exist in a quantum state like Schrodinger’s Cat where I’m simultaneously a fully self actualised human being and a secret terf reptoid, so if he opens the messages the illusion will be shattered and then he’ll be forced to cancel me for wrongthink or something. But I’m probably reading too much into it.

I even sent him some memes afterwards in an attempt to coax him back into the chat but it’s just not happening. IDK what happens now, like is he just never gonna speak to me ever again or something? Half a decade’s relationship down the drain because of some opinions on bird site that he hasn’t even heard out of my own mouth? It’s a real dilemma because on the one hand I don’t wanna come across as a needy person that actually cares about his opinions but on the other hand I really wanna text him on his phone like “check your DMs you fucking coward” lol
 
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Elysian said:
Decided that acting all defensive wasn’t helping things and went all in and just told my boyfriend like it is with a big basic gender critical DM screed. Didn’t make things particularly personal yet though, I’m only gonna bitch at him about being a controlling weirdo if he takes what I’ve said and goes full retard over it. I’m still trying to keep things relatively civil at this stage.

There’s only one problem - he hasn’t actually read any of it. It’s been like 9 days now. None of the DMs say “seen“ on em. I know he’s on twitter, he‘s liking tweets and they’re showing up on my timeline, he even liked a meme that I retweeted, he’s just actively avoiding speaking to me or even hearing what I have to say lmao - this makes sense since nobody really wants to spend their weekend arguing with their significant other about controversial political issues but like he literally started it and he doesn’t even have the balls to finish it

I have this theory that to him as long as he doesn’t open his DMs I exist in a quantum state like Schrodinger’s Cat where I’m simultaneously a fully self actualised human being and a secret terf reptoid, so if he opens the messages the illusion will be shattered and then he’ll be forced to cancel me for wrongthink or something. But I’m probably reading too much into it.

I even sent him some memes afterwards in an attempt to coax him back into the chat but it’s just not happening. IDK what happens now, like is he just never gonna speak to me ever again or something? Half a decade’s relationship down the drain because of some opinions on bird site that he hasn’t even heard out of my own mouth? It’s a real dilemma because on the one hand I don’t wanna come across as a needy person that actually cares about his opinions but on the other hand I really wanna text him on his phone like “check your DMs you fucking coward” lol
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I think this is a sign that you should get off Twitter, also maybe a sign that you and him aren’t compatible. If your significant other would get upset over you as trivial as differentiated opinions on things that do not and will not (or at least I hope it won’t lol) affect you then maybe you two just drifted apart.
 
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Fuck small businesses.
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Yea dem crakkas never gibs back to the communities. We finna drive a uhaul right in there and empty them out!
 
One thing I've observed in real life and online with interethnic relations: Slavs and Turks. If I ever encounter a White woman with a Turk, she's usually a Slav of some sort, particularly Russian. The owner of my local kebab restaurant has a Russian wife with relatives from both sides as staff. I've also been told by online associates that Turk girls go crazy for Slav guys.

Is there a reason for this?
 
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🕯 Manifesting the timely arrival of the motherboard I ordered so I can finally build my PC 🕯
 
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LOL, apparently this is an actual automatic badge of honor that Discord gives you under certain circumstances. This is not mine, this is some automatically generated Discord bio of a Czech dude that I know. I'm pretty sure this is more often backfiring for Discord, as guys like that can more easily identify each other and coordinate autistic illuminati Discord trolling operations.
 

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LOL, apparently this is an actual automatic badge of honor that Discord gives you under certain circumstances. This is not mine, this is some automatically generated Discord bio of a Czech dude that I know. I'm pretty sure this is more often backfiring for Discord, as guys like that can more easily identify each other and coordinate autistic illuminati Discord trolling operations.
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I wanna say there's no way that's real but we're so deep into clown world I wouldn't be surprised at this point
 
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Between increased food costs, bills and generally not keeping an eye on my finances this week I'm down a few hundred. I have enough savings to take it but it's the first time I've actually spent more money than I've earned for a few years because generally I'm a miser. I'll need to restructure my budget then.
 
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I just spent a couple hours sitting here half dozing and half listening to an old episode of Art Bell and when I got up to go to the bathroom I realized the back door has been open for gawd knows how long.
I keep that door locked.
Maybe one of my critters managed to wiggle it open, but when? And more importantly, was it just open or did anyone use it?

So yeah. If this is my last post there might be a reason.

EDIT - Update, I have survived the night. Anyone creeping here may be buried under a stack of hoarded Amazon boxes. I'll check later, but carefully so we don't get a Collyer brothers scenario.
 
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