The General Thread

[Quantum Diabetes]

Has anyone ever made any kiwifarms friends or gotten laid because of a great post?

No, but me winning a dance off has gotten me a nice bony chick with a little round booty.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I put the N in black

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Dear Diary: That subtle off-white coloring on Paul Allen's card has me fucking fuming.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I thought last night after a few beers of doing a Mexican Johnny cash song but it’s about a boy named “Sandia” and not Sue

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You can’t spell “circumcision” without “cum”

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

So, apparently at my high school (I’m 18 years old senior, calm your tits) this week is going to be BLACK HISTORY MONTH SPIRIT WEEK:
Monday: Sunday Best
Tuesday: Valentine’s Day Colors or Throwback Tuesday
Wednesday: Blackout
Thursday: HBCU Day

Any suggestions on what I should wear?

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

I didn't hold any kind of misogynistic views until I started driving.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I didn't held any kind of misogynistic views untill I started driving.

I wasn’t racist until I went to a majorly black high school.

 

[Cats]

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

SNEED

 

[SandyCat]

I didn't know what the "mac" in "mac and cheese" meant until someone explained to me its short for macaroni

I'm beginning to think I'm clinically retarded

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

You can’t spell “circumcision” without “cum”

You can't spell advertisements witouth semen between the tits

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You can't spell advertisements witouth semen between the tits

What did one tit say to the other? “Nothing will ever cum between us.” They were right as they belonged to a tranny.

 

[Cats]

You can't spell advertisements witouth semen between the tits

you can't spell manslaughter without Man's Laughter

you cant spell necromancer without romance

there are more

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My Amazon Alexa brain chip is malfunctioning, it keeps playing Spice girls out of my Gucci smart toilet

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If there’s one real unpopular opinion that I have currently, it’s there’s really nothing wrong with Crocs in the street.

I’m prepared to stand by that opinion.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

If there’s one real unpopular opinion that I have currently, it’s there’s really nothing wrong with Crocs in the street.

I’m prepared to stand by that opinion.

how 'bout in the sheets?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If there’s one real unpopular opinion that I have currently, it’s there’s really nothing wrong with Crocs in the street.

I’m prepared to stand by that opinion.

Steel toed boots ftw

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

i miss Gary Coleman

 

[Cats]

did u know: cats have no collarbone!