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Sitting at the optometrist, waiting for the doc to come back. The place I went back in OH didn't do this but here they put these fucking drops in your eye to dilate your pupils as part of the exam and its annoying driving home after. Anyway, I'm getting a backup pair of glasses for the first time in a decade (I wear contacts) and we go over cost. And then the receptionist, in the most bubbly, energetic tone possible goes

"Alright Mr. Freaker, we'll call you back in a little bit, you can have a seat in the lobby while you finish dilating!"

I just about lost it in front of a bunch of normies. Still ended up giggling like an idiot in the waiting room.

Gender status: euphoric
 
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A man goes to see his wife in the hospital. She has been getting sicker and sicker and is clearly in the final days of her life. He goes to her and holds her hand and stares into his wife's eyes and asks her if there is anything at all he can do for her. His wife can barely speak and her skin is pale, cheeks sunken. She asks her husband to please, fuck her in the ass. The husband is surprised at her request and asks her if she is sure. With the same weak voice she again asks him to fuck her in the ass. The man is unsure but wants to do as his wife asks. He gets up and closes the door and moves to the bed. He goes to his wife and starts fucking her in the ass. As he is fucking her she starts moaning loudly. The color is returning to her cheeks. She is getting louder and louder screaming out YES! Then suddenly the man gets off her, burying his face in his hands crying. The woman goes to him and tells him she feels amazing and asks what was wrong? The man sobbing, lifts his head and tells her "I could have saved my father."
 
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Eugenia Cooney looking rough lately
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I stopped visiting because I couldn't be bothered with Tor and sort of forgot about this place, but i'm back.

Had a very good summer- spent a week in NYC in June and 2 weeks at the end of summer travelling across the Greek Islands (with a few nights in Athens). I'm also in a relationship and work is going pretty good. Feeling very satisfied with my life rn

Missed you autists a lot
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I got soap in my eye but the only thing on the bottle are schizo ramblings, what do?
 
"'Correlation does not equal causation' is a very midwit thing to say."
 
This is random but I saw something saying people need to stay away from their phones Wednesday for some reason. Heard anything on that?
 
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Michael Wade said:
This is random but I saw something saying people need to stay away from their phones Wednesday for some reason. Heard anything on that?
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There's going to be a nation wide emergency alert test on the 4th of October in the US, but I'm not sure why you'd need to stay away from your phone unless you want to sleep.
 
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Vecr said:
There's going to be a nation wide emergency alert test on the 4th of October in the US, but I'm not sure why you'd need to stay away from your phone unless you want to sleep.
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Ahhhhh. Hypothetically... how do you disable it?
 
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