The General Thread

Chiang Kai-shek said:
I’m praying for you man. Hopefully we both can realize our autistic dreams!

On a completely different note, I cannot believe that Chiang Kai-shek’s I mean my wife Soong Mei-ling was born in 1898 and died in fucking 2003. She lived for 105 years. Also that bastard Chang Hsueh-liang (who thought he could reason with communists) lived to be 100! Wonder how he felt about his short sightedness in the civil war.
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Some people live a lot shorter or longer than you'd ever expect
 
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The Schizo Warrior said:
Some people live a lot shorter or longer than you'd ever expect
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I have family that almost lived to 100. It’s just fascinating to me that they witnessed so many massive events in their lives that might have had a hand in. Imagine seeing China go from the sick man of Asia to the second largest economy knowing you directly or indirectly helped in that transformation. I’m not good with words so forgive me for sperging.
 
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I hope you enjoy my post in the GENERAL thread.
My favorite US general is General Lee. I think he was probably the most honorable General the US has ever had.
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I also have quite a bit of respect for Moltke as he managed to innovate for new technologies at a time when that was extremely difficult.
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Napoleon III said:
I hope you enjoy my post in the GENERAL thread.
My favorite US general is General Lee. I think he was probably the most honorable General the US has ever had.
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I also have quite a bit of respect for Moltke as he managed to innovate for new technologies at a time when that was extremely difficult.
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I like MacArthur. He wanted to nuke China, which is pretty based.
 
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Napoleon III said:
I hope you enjoy my post in the GENERAL thread.
My favorite US general is General Lee. I think he was probably the most honorable General the US has ever had.
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I also have quite a bit of respect for Moltke as he managed to innovate for new technologies at a time when that was extremely difficult.
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My favourite US general from that time is Ambrose Burnside. I'm not American (which, given humanity's recurring propensity to go wherever we want, which has been around since our distant ancestors stopped living in trees and or near bodies of water, doesn't mean fuck all), but sometimes I like to wonder if he was an ancestor of mine, due to my own sometimes unmanageable sideburns.
 

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Just a PSA I guess... DEET melts heat-pressed ink. Who knew *sigh*
 

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Bruh, last night I was on Discord server voice chat and complained about how we lost against Dinamo 2-1, and explained some lore behind the immense rivalry (to say the least) between Rijeka, Dinamo and various other football clubs.

Then some middle aged Amerimutt drunkard who looks like a wizard started rambling how America has basically become like that politically, like football clubs in Europe, and somehow connected it all with 4chan and started lecturing me on why 4chan is bad and that it will radicalize me into a Nazi (because I wasn't radicalized 10 years ago by watching Velimir Bujanec's, Croatian Alex Jones diet version, talk show on TV). He then connected THAT with our argument about scrambled analog satellite TV porn, and how we was CERTAIN that he received an Italian TV porn channel in the midwest.

This dude is lecturing someone who's in the radio DX-ing hobby since he started high school about how satellite TV works! Sure, I'm not as knowledgeble about HAM radio stuff as many people on related forums, but I definitely know enough to fact check him. And he kept yapping about how 4chan has indoctrinated me into thinking that he didn't see an Italian TV channel!

He actually made me insult him in Croatian, Italian and Norwegian because of how absurd the shit he was yapping about was! At one point I just started making pig noises while laughing, which made others in the chat laugh, which made me laugh even more and everybody was just laughing like crazy.

He then proceeded arguing with some other guy in the Discord about something I don't even remember anymore.

Funny thing is, that a 36 y/old MILF in that Discord joined right as he started yapping about 4chan and was just confusion.

Yes, Cheese, I really am on Kiwifarms as well! You can't do anything about it! Seethe all you want! And, no, you DIDN'T see an Italian TV channel that aired porn back in the 90s! If anyone from that Discord is reading this post (keywords: whaman, alkeyhole, viking MILF), say hi to Cheese and tell him how I am active on Kiwifarms too!
 
What even is the meaning of sports anyway, it's all about balls from what I have seen of it.
 
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Marco Pierre White.

I have to say, I do hate this absolute specimen of a faggot something fierce. Many people find his obnoxious antics endearing, whereas I find them deserving of a good ol' punch in his fucking face.
Mr. White was famous for physically abusing his staff, shagging customer's whore wives, and genereally being an obnoxious asshole. Many people apparently find this kind of behaviour to be an indicator of a great man, which is as hilarious as it is sad.

It's not shown in the video I linked, but there's another video in which a former employee of Pierre White admits to being hit regularly by the sad fucker, and seemingly displays a kind of defiant deference to the fact, as if he's a badass for taking the abuse.
It's so fucking funny to me. Keyboard warriors are the worst, but it's an established fact that I, or anyone who would call themselves a man, would pummel the little shit that is Marco Pierre White to the ground if he, as an employer, thought that it'd be okay to hit you. It's just common sense, for fucks sake.

His apparent "legend" is insufferable. He's nothing more than a little idiotic shit, as a judge accurately pointed out.
 
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Chiang Kai-shek said:
I realize I have a lot of story and game ideas I want to make reality. But I seem to struggle with discipline and possible brainrot. Not sure how I should go about it and need help with it.
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Same. Have you at least tried making a sheet for your games? Explaining the mechanics, the story, having a script, etc;
I struggle with even that.

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I may have been exaggerating. They're more like 7-12 hours long on average. The one I just ignored that was shoved on my homepage was 5 hours.
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A 12-hour analysis of the Phantom Menace... and I'm sure the content is stolen from somewhere else. Can't imagine how many worthless sentences with bizarre syntax are being read in a nasally or troonish voice. Why do people waste your time now? Longform content is the most retarded thing I've witnessed.
 
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Would anyone care to join in on the reverse trolling that people are about to flood this group with in the near future?
 

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Chiang Kai-shek said:
I realize I have a lot of story and game ideas I want to make reality. But I seem to struggle with discipline and possible brainrot. Not sure how I should go about it and need help with it.
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bro listen to me bro throw the story into the trash until you have a good engine and great mechanics that are fun and a basic theme and setting, and then based on what you have write your magnum opus of a whirlwind of a john campbells faces of a thousands heros type style of story. Gameplay must come first.
 
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