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Just woke up.
Dreamed I was going to a jew school because a friend (jewish in this dream and fictional, I have no human social life) invited me.
At one point I walked out of the classroom during a test and walked around the hallways.
I ran into a this kid who used to be one of my close friends during gradeschool in the fleshnet, he has this mole on his forehead (good thing he isn't a conspiracy theorist because that would have really bothered me if I had the mark on my forehead), I was like "HEYYY MAN WHAT'S UP REMEMBER ME?" and then I demoed full-immersion virtual reality for him and some stupid kids around him, then after all that I headed for the cafeteria and ended up meeting Noam Chomsky who was busy eating a cheap chicken salad sandwhich.
After all that I wound up on a beach near some kids who looked like the sadboys crew but were gay as fuck with tons of muscly gay guys everywhere and I was like "Uhh, there are some waves over there!" and they freaked out and we all went surfing.
Then I woke up because my cat jumped on me.
 
Hikikomori-Yume said:
Just woke up.
Dreamed I was going to a jew school because a friend (jewish in this dream and fictional, I have no human social life) invited me.
At one point I walked out of the classroom during a test and walked around the hallways.
I ran into a this kid who used to be one of my close friends during gradeschool in the fleshnet, he has this mole on his forehead (good thing he isn't a conspiracy theorist because that would have really bothered me if I had the mark on my forehead), I was like "HEYYY MAN WHAT'S UP REMEMBER ME?" and then I demoed full-immersion virtual reality for him and some stupid kids around him, then after all that I headed for the cafeteria and ended up meeting Noam Chomsky who was busy eating a cheap chicken salad sandwhich.
After all that I wound up on a beach near some kids who looked like the sadboys crew but were gay as fuck with tons of muscly gay guys everywhere and I was like "Uhh, there are some waves over there!" and they freaked out and we all went surfing.
Then I woke up because my cat jumped on me.
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I love how bonkers dreams get. Well, sometimes. The ones where I was in an abandoned, darkened warehouse and my feet were sinking into the concrete floor were not the fun kind of bonkers.
 
Sprig of Parsley said:
I love how bonkers dreams get. Well, sometimes. The ones where I was in an abandoned, darkened warehouse and my feet were sinking into the concrete floor were not the fun kind of bonkers.
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Yeah.
It's so cool how my mind can come up with such unique and abstract places and scenarios and I love how I feel in my dreams, it's a sort of euphoric feeling.
Sleep is my favorite activity.
It's been sooooo long since I have had dreams though because I had been a pothead since 2012 and just recently quit for good.
In one of my recent dreams I was in a car with my obaasan, she was speeding and we ended up crashing then I walked away and started controlling the universe with my mind.
 
Hikikomori-Yume said:
www.wired.com

A Bizarre Form of Water May Exist All Over the Universe

A new experiment confirms the existence of superionic ice, a black and hot form of water that might make up the bulk of giant icy planets.
www.wired.com www.wired.com

I wonder what outer space truly looks like
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Honestly, water is a really fucking odd duck. It's good that it is, too, because if it didn't work the way it does the planet as we know it simply couldn't exist. The simple fact that ice floats instead of sinking is much more important than people realize.
 
Sprig of Parsley said:
After examining knife laws in my area carefully I think I'm going to make a habit of carrying my good utility folder again. It's not a good fighting knife really but it's scarier than just my fists. At this point I'm banking hard on never having to use it because I really don't know how to fight with a knife.
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I think Derek Savage did a pretty good movie on knife fighting :^)
 
Sally and Lilly were the two typical hard working girls working in the winery drinking wino and stuff. However they are both just now turned into vampires from yesterday. "Today we are now vampires, why are we at work now?" Sally asks. "Because it is night time and blood is simply not free" Lilly explains.

Lou, the boss, walks into the room. "Sally, Lilly, I need less chatting and more working. What the? Are you drinking alcohol?" Lou says, as he sees open wine bottles.

Sally panics, and quickly super speeds over to Lou and grabs him and bites him on the neck. He struggles a little but she drinks all of his blood, draining him dry and killing him. She throws his dead corpse onto the floor, then whipes some blood off her mouth. "That was actually a bad thing to do" Lilly explains to Sally. Sally quickly punches lily directly into the forehead. Lily jump kicks sally, knocking her back

"Dieeeeee!" A black man screams as he runs into the room and shoots Lilly three times directly into the forehead. Sally super speed runs up to the black man and rips his heart right out of his chest with his vampiric strength. He flops dead to the floor. Sally quickly eats the heart in one big bite with huge vampire fangs, then picks up black mans gun.

"Lily, you are simply injured at this time from three bulkets to your forehead, you will need fresh blood." Sally simply explains to a seemingly dead, but undead knocked out Lilly. Lilly's head begins to slowly heal from vampiric healing.

Darius is running down the hallway towards the exit, Sally fires a shot, hitting him in the back of the leg, she super speed runs up to him and grabs him then speeds him back to lily. Sally pulls out a knife and slashes Darius wrist. "Ahhh" Darius screams. Blood drips into Lilly open mouth. Lilly eyes quickly open and turn red, vampire fangs coke out she bites Darius. Drinks blood, then stops, before draining him dry. Lilly stands up, then bites his wrist

"Drink my blood it will heal you, human" Lilly explains "lilly no, we must kill him. Let me drain him.

"No. For as Darius, I shall turn him into vampire! He will be my spawn." Lilly explains.

Darius jr quickly bursts into the room with his uzi and simply begins spray bullets, Sally is hit, Lilly hit, and Darius all hit by bullets. Darius quickly dies. Darius jr runs out the room.
"Simply is Africa" Sally says, as she and Lilly crawl to their feet, then super speed out of the winery. They lost their jobs that day.!
 
Stupid question, but... What does it take to someone to be a lolcow? Found someone pretty autistic on DA that was also a user in here. He displays some lolcow behavior but I’m not sure. Plz help.
 
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Sprig of Parsley said:
Chase down a lead for a teller position at a CU. I easily qualify on most parts (because this is pretty basic-bitch shit unless you're a fucking convicted felon) and... they want previous teller experience.

Fucking WHY, you exceptional individuals? This is downright ENTRY-LEVEL. How many people with that much relevant experience apply for an entry-level teller position? Fucking mongs putting catch-22s in job shit, christ.
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Don't vent your anger here, if at all possible.
 
I overheard two young women talking today, they were probably 14 or 15 years old. What I heard was horrifying and I'll just get to the heart of the matter.

"Oh, we're supposed to boycott CVS!" one girl said excitedly to her friend.

That ruined my day. It really sucks hearing shit like this out in public. To be so young and to already be on a path to let other people do your thinking for you. What a fucking shame. But wait, it gets worse! I looked up the hashtag for boycottcvs on twitter. There seem to have been several attempts at this for various reasons over the years. But the current reason seems to be based around the abortion laws that have been passed recently.

Specifically, the tweet I saw was from May 16 and said: "#BoycottAlabama turns out I’ve been unintentionally boycotting Alabana for years. They don’t make shit. The way to do this is to boycott health related brands / stores that are popular in Alabama. Walgreens and cvs have locations in Alabama. #Boycottwalgreens #boycottcvs"

They have locations in a state that did something I don't like so we should boycott the whole company. Also what exactly does driving down business for the largest healthcare stores/pharmacies accomplish? I just don't know, guys. I just don't know.

 
Exceptional Mafioso said:
I overheard two young women talking today, they were probably 14 or 15 years old. What I heard was horrifying and I'll just get to the heart of the matter.

"Oh, we're supposed to boycott CVS!" one girl said excitedly to her friend.

That ruined my day. It really sucks hearing shit like this out in public. To be so young and to already be on a path to let other people do your thinking for you. What a fucking shame. But wait, it gets worse! I looked up the hashtag for boycottcvs on twitter. There seem to have been several attempts at this for various reasons over the years. But the current reason seems to be based around the abortion laws that have been passed recently.

Specifically, the tweet I saw was from May 16 and said: "#BoycottAlabama turns out I’ve been unintentionally boycotting Alabana for years. They don’t make shit. The way to do this is to boycott health related brands / stores that are popular in Alabama. Walgreens and cvs have locations in Alabama. #Boycottwalgreens #boycottcvs"

They have locations in a state that did something I don't like so we should boycott the whole company. Also what exactly does driving down business for the largest healthcare stores/pharmacies accomplish? I just don't know, guys. I just don't know.

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This is disheartening. Though not exactly surprising.
Also lol at saying Alabama doesn't make anything. Alabama also exports a ton of plastics, chemicals, wood products, cars, and airplane parts. Here's a list of companies that manufacture things in Alabama.
Mercedes-Benz, Honda, Hyundai, Toyota, Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, Teledyne Brown, Outokumpu, Nucor, SSAB, ThyssenKrupp, U.S. Steel, Arkema, Akzo Nobel, Huntsman, BP America, Bayer CropScience, Dupont, Sabic Innovative Plastics, 3M Company, Olin Corporation, BASF, Evonik Industries, Ascend Performance Materials, and Daikin.
This isn't an exhaustive list, and doesn't include any logging companies, but you get the point.
 
People who boycott stores over political shit drive me up a wall. Remember Boycott BP? BP didn't give a shit, it was the local, independently owned gas station that got a huge financial hit. It's like punching your neighbor because you're mad about a new city regulation and expecting it to change things. Just hurts the innocent and makes no change in the long run
 
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