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I just found out about peak phosphorus and now I’m convinced humanity has really fucked itself. There’s nothing I can do about it and resource/environmental problems like these will probably end my comfy first world life by the time I’m elderly, so if my corner of the world is truly hell hole by then I’ll just off myself.
 
Chick-Fil-Et opened up a new location near me, and now that moronic can of worms is being opened up again on both sides of the political spectrum.

Left wingers, you really think we're looking at some gay dark age because a fast food CEO believes in traditional marriage? Like he's some Boogeyman that's gonna steal into all the gay people's homes at night and ship them off to a gulag? Stop harassing the poor employees who may not share those views and pick your fucking battles a little better.

Right wingers, especially religious right wingers. Do you really think God gives a flying fuck about you showing your faith by cramming as much fast food as you can down your gullet? That'll show those people! I'mma eat some chicken sammitches to stick it to the queers! You sound r.etarded.

Both sides need to shut the fuck up already. Eat there or don't. I'm just tired of constantly hearing about it from exceptional people in my area.
 
WinterMoonsLight said:
Chick-Fil-Et opened up a new location near me, and now that moronic can of worms is being opened up again on both sides of the political spectrum.

Left wingers, you really think we're looking at some gay dark age because a fast food CEO believes in traditional marriage? Like he's some Boogeyman that's gonna steal into all the gay people's homes at night and ship them off to a gulag? Stop harassing the poor employees who may not share those views and pick your fucking battles a little better.

Right wingers, especially religious right wingers. Do you really think God gives a flying fuck about you showing your faith by cramming as much fast food as you can down your gullet? That'll show those people! I'mma eat some chicken sammitches to stick it to the queers! You sound r.etarded.

Both sides need to shut the fuck up already. Eat there or don't. I'm just tired of constantly hearing about it from exceptional people in my area.
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Remember when fast food wasn't political? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
hahahaha

Well, at least they actually TOLD me they wouldn't be following up with any interview. Nice of y'all to give me a "thanks for playing!" at the Game Over screen.

"We'll keep your application info and resume on file!" What, in case you run out of slackjawed teenage dipshits and elderly people?
 
Not supposed to go in to work until late afternoon. Got a call from my supervisor who fucked up our database and now I have to come in and fix whatever he messed up because he's too much of a tard to explain what went wrong. Gotta cancel out on helping my friend now and reschedule my barber appointment.

I've tried defending them in the past but....fucking boomers. No business being around computers.
 
Idk where else to post this, but is there a thread for tumblr's "vulture culture" community? Would anyone be interested in such a thread?
If you don't know what I'm talking about: it's a group of nutjobs who pick up roadkill and keep it in their house, and call that "taxidermy".
 
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought this thread was going to be about military commanders.
Nope. This the General Thread about anything.

In light of the topic (or lack thereof), I propose an age-old question:
Why is water wet?
 
5t3n0g0ph3r said:
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought this thread was going to be about military commanders.
Nope. This the General Thread about anything.

In light of the topic (or lack thereof), I propose an age-old question:
Why is water wet?
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Because General Patton forgot to order water to dry off before he died in that jeep accident.
 
More of a random encounter than a personal lolcow or rat king, I recently happened to observe a person who was basically troonery incarnate:

* Frizzy, unkempt Chris-style hair.
* Howard Stern nose
* HRT bitchtits
* Troon-standard miniskirt+tights combo
* Chuck Taylors
* Drinking Southern Comfort straight from the bottle
* Loud and opinionated about politics (Anti-commie)
 
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