The General Thread

There's this creepy house around the corner. It's huge and single standing. It's always dark save for a slowly dying light in the front bedroom that finally conked out in the summer, a flood light in the alley and a light in the doorway that hasn't been on in ages. No one ever seems to come and go so I assumed that it was empty and some lights were just slowly dying on timers.

Now in the summer I heard crackling behind the gate to the backyard and people's voices. I assumed some kind of bonfire because I didn't smell food or charcoal. But I thought it has to be neighbors. No one is in that dark, creepy old place.

Well tonight I am walking my dog and someone is walking across the street and I just knew they were headed for that house. This guy was mumbling to himself. I couldn't tell what he was saying or if it was English or not. But he goes straight for the gate and starts unlocking all these locks to get in.

I kinda suspect squatters. But I might be wrong. I used to play with the kids of a family that lived in that house in the 90s. The two girls were normal. But the boy was a sped. The parents were very nice but strange. They didn't bathe much and for some strange reason died their hair jet black. It wasn"t natural because they mentioned dyng it. The kids also had black hair. So I wonder if they died their too.

Anyway, the mom was very small and her body was twisted. She was a hick who was born on a farm ad had what I assume was multiple congenital contractures. She said she was born all twisted up and bones had to be reset.

I knew the handyman who worked on their house. He said it was really bad inside. No running water, Many rooms had no floors. Just the beams that you would put the boards down on. So you had to walk across those. I moved away from this area for a long time so I don't know if or when they moved.

Now I am wondering if they still live there and the house is still in the same horrific condition. Some kind of weird people are living in there never putting on anything but a floodlight and occassional doorway light.

I was just absolutely amazed anyone lived there at all because it's so dark and looks abandoned.
 
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The low effort tranny stalker in my building has gone ever lower effort and looks like Yaniv. I rejected the boipussi over a year ago and they're still reporting my every move to the landlord. Their tranny name is "Kelly" and I wonder if it's their deadname.

They moved the busstop to right below my living room and I had a full 36 ounce cup full of tobacco spit and sunflower seed shells and I almost, almost opened the window and dumped it on its fucking head. I think the jail time would've been worth it.
 
I saw a baseball game at Yankee stadium two Summers ago even though my family were raised Mets fans...i just wanted to experience that old summer tradition of a baseball game again even if it was 2017 and a lot had changed since I was a kid.


It was ok an ok game with decent seats....wanna try and see a Mets game at Citi field next season.
 
There is a dumb,somewhat earnest guy who keeps destroying himself over and over again trying to be a successful twitch streamer. He reminds me of a bud I had during my college years, it was a frenemy situation where he was just as bad for me as good.
He goes offline for months, reappears and actually has enough success it looks like he's going to make it and then he costreams with assholes, or even makes up with drama starting more successful streamers who derailed his shit. He's likeable often enough you root for him, then he appears onscreen drunk and flagellating himself. Or playing a popular game he clearly hates because he thinks that's what is going to do it for him.
I'm not sure why it pisses me off so much, I guess the promise of his type of community and then the way he destroys it again and again feels like a waste.

I'm sure it's all an act as most Twitch people are parasites, camgirls and cambois preying on the lonely, housebound or people with too much free time at work.
I have absolutely become a detractor of his and lurked in his stream recently as all his whiteknights came to defend him as I really tore him a new asshole in his discord and reddit. I guess they think it's like I kicked a puppy but he really had it coming.
 
Is the "attention: nsa says vulnerabilities" thing at the of the page legit?

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Is the "attention: nsa says vulnerabilities" thing at the of the page legit?

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You have to let Bernie Sanders hand feed you matzo, it's in the fine print.
He's really reduced hiscottonball and gefiltefish old man odor quite a bit so it might be ok.
He also said kiwis can touch a little põop.
 
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Hopefully Microsoft forces everyone to update anyway (if they have not already?)

What does the little tag that you get by your name sometimes that says "Honest fan" mean?

Also is there a thread for lost cows? Somewhere you can go to describe an internet personality you can't locate anymore and see if anyone knows who you are talking about and point you the right direction?

Also, is there anyway to change your name?
 
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Hopefully Microsoft forces everyone to update anyway (if they have not already?)

What does the little tag that you get by your name sometimes that says "Honest fan" mean?

Also is there a thread for lost cows? Somewhere you can go to describe an internet personality you can't locate anymore and see if anyone knows who you are talking about and point you the right direction?

Also, is there anyway to change your name?
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Honest fan tag is for people who donated (or have donated on their behalf) $20 or more to the site
 
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I always wonder what causes that "blood in the water" effect that attracts assholes like me to find lolcows. You can just sense the milk and home in on it.

I saw a "just chatting" streamer just starting out and pushing for affiliate. She was so pathetic, moonfaced chipmunk cheeked big French girl nose, half over confident, half hating herself onstream. Think of the Kristin Shall kind of face but not as weird looking.
She did Just Dance from Youtube and tried to play Fortnite and Stardew valley and pouting because she wanted Twitch bucks but hated games.
You could see "Give me money, I'm pretty!' on her face.
Somehow she fell into a groove and acquired asshole mods who flexed on anybody. She found other thots to be a fifth wheel to like Miss Angelique and Moonstreauxx. "Me too, guys, wait up!". She did the raji thing and her main thing was just, just chatting drinking boxed wine while people played "daddies cummies" and her mods made troll accounts on their other devices for the lulz. She chugged along until she graduated college and finally quit in November because her feefees got hurt because people called her a titless jew nosed whore for two years. During the first month her boyfriend dumped her and moved out and even went to a superbowl party instead of going to the vet with her because her service animal ate a bottle of psych meds. Twitch clearly killed that relationship.
The whole thing was fascinating, her looks weren't any worse than most lower tier camgirls, b cups, thick thighs/butt. It's a good look. Worked for J lo.
Why did she barely make it when equally bland girls with the same "talent" do better? Are there just not enough simps to go around? That's hard to believe.

There is this pathetic quality to her that even comes out in her tweets that just makes people troll her, though. One of her mods lived in the same city she did and would be on stream next to her while she wore a tight store bought zero suit Samus outfit, desperately trying not to stare at her ass.
I'm positive he talked himself out of even trying to get the starfish experience.

She got him blackout drunk and the puking from the other room was epic.

He also continues to unsuccessfully stream and he's also aggressively bland playing battle royale or some shooter I don't give a fuck about.
His mods also flex on anybody who doesn't easily slide into the clique.
He looks like the extra chromosome mongoloid version of Richard Karn, big fat middle with spindly legs and arms, hard to look at, really. Beta male is too kind of a description.

I'm sure I could write a lengthier article on a failed twitch camthot. Maybe not failed but it barely sustained itself. Kinda neat to see it from start to end.

I really need better hobbies but then I wouldn't be here, right?
 
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