The General Thread

So Null gave us these nice Hazmat Suits...but I think it negates the point of it when I am shoved in here with two female dancers who are scantily clad, 3 people in one hazmat suit makes for tight quarters.

You know what on second thought..nevermind I'm good.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
So Null gave us these nice Hazmat Suits...but I think it negates the point of it when I am shoved in here with two female dancers who are scantily clad, 3 people in one hazmat suit makes for tight quarters.

You know what on second thought..nevermind I'm good.
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Could be worse, could be in there with a pepe
 
Earlier today I had tried to install something I got off BitTorrent and ended up getting ransomware or whatever else affecting my PC. Instead of tackling the problem head-on, I went the lame route of resetting my whole PC. I'm just not interested in bothering with this so I might as well start over. I'll be getting a used Surface Pro 4 pretty soon anyway so it'll give me something to think about while setting that up.
 
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The schizo lady one floor down started putting furniture in the trash and I hope to God she's moving out.


She fights with her kids everyday before they go to school and locks them out until midnight.
For some reason they only have one set of keys even though there is a fucking hardware store that says "we copy keys " right down the street. I know she's seen it waddling for smokes.
 
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saw some stuff on Twitter today, including this:
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Justin Whang 🐙 on Twitter

“More like Maia Bitchner https://t.co/Tqd5bOi7K3”
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not respecting a potential date? what a concept
 
I went out for a roll of Grizzly and suddenly 6 of the neighborhood tards start shuffling into 7-11 gleeful their tugboats arrived, I thought I was safe until Monday. Already an ambulance arrived at my building because one of them drank themselves into alcohol poisoning. I'd like to fucking sleep but the lights are blaring in my window. If and when the Purge starts I have about half an hour just clearing out this dump. I'm not gonna shoot all of them, two of them really need to go slowly by blunt force trauma.


I imagine they have a grim reaper just sitting in his car nearby ready to collect tardsouls.
 
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Hannibal Barca is another example of a great general, having nearly destroyed the Roman Republic at the Battle of Cannae. Man had a lust for vengeance against the Romans.

His only mistake was not pursuing the Romans into Rome itself, instead opting to stay in the city of Capua in the infamously (at the time) decadent and lazy province of Campania after the First Battle of Capua.

What would the world have been like had Hannibal succeeded? Probably the same, honestly.
 
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Silver Chariot said:
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Hannibal Barca is another example of a great general, having nearly destroyed the Roman Republic at the Battle of Cannae. Man had a lust for vengeance against the Romans.

His only mistake was not pursuing the Romans into Rome itself, instead opting to stay in the city of Capua in the infamously (at the time) decadent and lazy province of Campania after the First Battle of Capua.

What would the world have been like had Hannibal succeeded? Probably the same, honestly.
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the world would continue to spin, lots of people would die, lots of people would be born.
 
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Army Burger said:
the world would continue to spin, lots of people would die, lots of people would be born.
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And among those born, the most exceptional human beings, in both the best and worst ways possible. And their fellowmen would praise the best, and laugh and scorn at the worst, especially those who publicly shame themselves.

shit you're right, nothing really does change
 
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I haven't seen one of the thieving building tards in a few days, have smelled no weed smoke nor heard him slam the fiyer door. I contacted his tard wrangler with a detailed report of his activities (he stole a package with metformin and Byetta in it once) and maybe they listened to me.

I would assume he took it but the stench from his door is much less, so maybe he isn't dead in there. He's "amistad" black and he was hiding by one of the other buildings smoking last week and I only saw his jaundiced eyes and the cherry of his cig and I said "you creepy ass motherfucker" before walking in. I gotta move.
 
ok kiwis, how do you survive the overnight shift? my friend just got an overnight job that pays better, but he's scared he'll fall asleep his first day.
 
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