The General Thread

[Sundae]

For anyone who could use a laugh:

 

[Mr Himmler]

 

[A Hot Potato]

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lol look at this faggot who gives a shit about ratings

 

[Sundae]

The world could use someone like George Carlin right now.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I joined a neighborhood specific discord and there's so many fags trying to buttfuck each other in there.
Are there no real men left?

 

[Army Burger]

I joined a neighborhood specific discord and there's so many fags trying to buttfuck each other in there.
Are there no real men left?

You aren't gonna find them online, that's for sure

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You aren't gonna find them online, that's for sure

I imagine at this point I'd be arrested for spitting black wads of tobacco juice shooting the shit with the boys, I've been forced online

 

[Travis Touchdown Cumsock]

Black holes are a bit like space anuses.

 

[AnOminous]

Black holes are a bit like space anuses.

Only gay anuses. Normal anuses have stuff coming out of them, not going into them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A car alarm has been going off for the past 15 minutes or so.

 

[Travis Touchdown Cumsock]

Only gay anuses. Normal anuses have stuff coming out of them, not going into them.

Some black holes are space vaginas too, this explains it!!! i think we are cracking the mystique of the spaceverse

 

[Sundae]

Neat

Now I'm hungry for some seafood.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Kinda funny how one of my scales says I'm 190 (I can't help but feel it's incorrect; I'd look pretty terrible if that's the case) and the other one I own says 165.

Both accurately weigh standard weights.... so I have no idea.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Writing a romantic confession copypasta to spam at females I know on the interwebs for April Fools; yes or no?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A picture of a random Facebooker.
Not really a big deal.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I imagine this month's tard safari when tugboats hit will be extra entertaining. I should definitely get a gopro.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Kinda funny how one of my scales says I'm 190 (I can't help but feel it's incorrect; I'd look pretty terrible if that's the case) and the other one I own says 165.

Both accurately weigh standard weights.... so I have no idea.

Maybe 165 and 190 are the respective limits of the scales, and you are actually an unknown amount heavier?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Maybe 165 and 190 are the respective limits of the scales, and you are actually an unknown amount heavier?

If your scale suddenly blurts out in Jason Mewes voice calling you "lunchbox" then there's an issue

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

A picture of a random Facebooker.
Not really a big deal.

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Meanwhile on a dating site, Woman thinks that she will attract men having no profile picture except this one.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Maybe 165 and 190 are the respective limits of the scales, and you are actually an unknown amount heavier?

No. One of them is an old school scale. It goes way higher than that.