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A construction crew keeps parking right below my window, leaving the truck idling and crew spraying wd-40 and stinking up the place.

I managed to land two used wads of levi garrett on the windshield and one on the roof of the bobcat on the flatbed. Practice pays off.

Is there a dip flinging competition I can win 4th place in?
 
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$28 to order $14 of Taco Bell? I'm just going to risk coof. Fucking grubhub.

Edit: do I really have to hear fucktarded old boomers ramble on in this zoom call. It's taking all my strength to not point out they sound even stupider than your average old broad. No wonder your kids abandoned you.
 
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If Nick Rekieta gets himself banned by dipping into absolutely autistic, retarded IBS shit again, I'm going to flip the fuck out.
 
Received an Amiga 500 I bought off eBay a few days ago! I suppose I bought it out of nostalgia as I always wanted one of these when I was 10. My parents could never afford it at it's retail price back then. So far I just have the computer else, no cables or anything else, but it'll be a nice side project in sourcing parts and programs for.
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Downstairs tard had his worst day yet with the cleaner bombs, he did one just as a delivery driver was combing upstairs.

The air is like 90 percent Pinesol still, hours later. I called his wrangler and had a screaming match with her.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
Our new maintenance guy verified that downstairs tard is shitting in his bathtub, then pouring pinesol on the shit, so it's like the worst fucking thing ever.
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Ummm, does he not know what a toilet is? I don't understand why someone would do that. I mean, it's not like you live in India or anything.
 
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Ummm, does he not know what a toilet is? I don't understand why someone would do that. I mean, it's not like you live in India or anything.
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He's rêtarded. Has no phone. His toilet's clogged, so he just poops in the next nearest thing that he sees.
The maintenance guy just started and thought there was a burst sewage pipe. I called him and filled him in on all the tard festivities here recently. I think he may quit.

If he had any inkling of the internet downstairs tard would surpass Chris Chan I think.
 
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