The Google Play Landfill Thread - Let's go dumpster diving on the internet

[Spelling Bee]

If you own an Android phone then you're probably familiar with the millions of garbage apps that exist on its app store.
What's that? You own an iPhone? Then here's a crash course on them (courtesy of Vinesauce) you fuckin' homo.

So, here's what you need to do:

1. Go on Google Play and find an "interesting" app
2. Contribute it to the thread
3. ???
4. Profit

Remember - if it's trendy, results are plenty!

 

[Doomfist]

Is this Chungus shit coming from Jim Sterling? Is he really so huge (figuratively speaking) that trashware companies are stealing his stupid ass memes to sell their shit?

 

[Kevin Fudd]

Is this Chungus shit coming from Jim Sterling? Is he really so huge (figuratively speaking) that trashware companies are stealing his stupid ass memes to sell their shit?

Fortunately not. The mainstream meme culture has latched onto the word 'Chungus' and turned it into a meme without any input from Jim Sterling.

I've found these gems from the Play Store though:

Spoiler: Drake Prank Caller

Spoiler: Boss Baby Skating game + Epic reviews

Spoiler: [NSFW] Fake X-Ray App for Thirsty Twats

 

[Doomfist]

Fortunately not. The mainstream meme culture has latched onto the word 'Chungus' and turned it into a meme without any input from Jim Sterling.

Thanks for clarification. The only place I'd ever heard it before was from him so I thought it may have something to do with him.

 

[Quijibo69]

So this the future of gaming?

 

[Cool kitties club]

Uganda Knuckles+ Big Chungus+ Mafia City memes= whatever this abomination is

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Gather around boys and girls and non-binary nike missile-kin! It's time for some super spooky SCAAAAARY mobile games!

First up we got Slendrina: The Cellar

Clearly not inspired by something inspired by something much better

Aww shit son! I fuckin love Scream!

"Wow much graphics such spoopy BOOO!!1!"

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Up next we have Wings of Redemption simulator:

WOOAAAAAHHH WTF IS THAT IM SO TERRIFIED I LITERALLY CANT 11/10 !!1!1!!
Of course a bunch of niggos and tards think its teh scraiest thing evar:

"OMG This is the scariest game I've played I promise I'm not 8!" "Well its definitely a great time killer!"

"OMG I never played the game cuz I was so scarred >.< !!! But I saw a youtuber play and I was liek UWU"
I think these next two intriduce themselves

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Meanwhile, Pajeeta is loving game. So spooky it scar veganar right out of penti. Meanwhile, A Google User just can't even over a game with a "scary" "evil" granny:

 

[Kevin Fudd]

[snip]

How the hell does that low-effort asset flip get over 50 million downloads?

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

Play stupid games, win nothing. Nothing at all.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

How the hell does that low-effort asset flip get over 50 million downloads?

Dumb kiddies, Black twitter, and Pajeets apparently

 

[Quijibo69]

Dumb kiddies, Black twitter, and Pajeets apparently

Normies, don't forget them!

 

[AF 802]

The biggest of the trash.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Cringey