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worst fucking person i've ever had to deal with to the point that the mod switched this shitfuck to someone else. vague as fuck, so I offered to reconstruct and give out a rare, never played, copy of a game i've been working on. Mod didnt wanna find out more details, nor accept my gift. fuck your shitty SS game, Hitler did it better.
Bro just get, like, socks next time or something.
 
So, first there was that Monoleather what's his name that asked about his Korean zombie manga, and now we've got a dude asking people to finish his game for him?

Can't wait to see what arts and crafts the next cow wants the infamous evil racist phobic doxing website kiwifarms to help them with.
I need some help with my peanut butter collection
 
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For the FUCKING record, after some fuckery the final recipient of @Mix's gift ended up being ME (unless someone else in the SS lineup was ALSO making a game, of course) which was doubly hilarious because I DON'T USE WINDOWS.

.appimage or GTFO!
You missed out, because it was a pretty interesting game too.
 
I'm working on a game that's never been released, would you care to be a part of the team and help out?
All articles I've rescued and all remaining assets I've located thus far.

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that was what I sent to the fucker. mod is a shitfuck. shouldve been more of a mod to tell me anything else besides "draw a mushroom! they'll be happy!" gotta be kidding me. no. fuck som weird hippie shit. fucking ask the recipient, get back with me. instead he was given to someone else and I was left in the dark wondering if i'd get someone at all, which never came. fuck it.
Werewolf the Forsaken is superior game.
 
Ah, @Mix . The one poster so cortically challenged that it can make my clammy cadaver crawl from its sickly cot and claw my way to a keyboard to respond. Some might think @Mix 's aggressive self-entitlement and hubris isn't in the spirit of Christmas, but I prefer to think of him as the gift that keeps on giving. At this rate, he will provide entertainment all the way through to Christmas 2025 (though not during it because he's banned from future SS).

I'm torn between defending the helpers he's attacking and not bothering because literally nobody believes him in the first place. But for the record, the Helpers worked very hard and put in a lot of effort to make this event work. So instead I'll just list out the limits of @Mix's thinking. The reason being that I've always hated the TV and Movie tropes of Autistic = Genius. When people like @Mix come along they refute it better than anything I could do. He's that special kind of Self-Made Idiot that simply cannot see reality around him.

A few examples of his detachment:
  • Being so full of hubris about his game that he thinks inviting someone to work on it for him is a gift they should be grateful for.
  • Disregarding that the point of the SS is to make something yourself for the recipient. no matter your skills or talent, it's about going to the lengths of making something for somebody. A bunch of harvested assets clearly do not qualify under the rules of the event.
  • Power-levelling to the point of self-doxing in this thread, thus condemning his game to be associated with his account here in the (very) hypothetical scenario in which it is ever released.
  • Claiming he was limited by his recipient's particulars. We are explicit that we can act as intermediaries with the recipient and we frequently do. I handled multiple cases where a giver asked me to ask their recipient for clarifications or more specifics and I know all the other helpers did as well. The only reason for @Mix to not have more details is because they didn't ask. Which is why I will say that his complaining about this is just a post-fact rationalisation to try and justify his actions.
  • Claiming in this thread that because of his actions his recipient was lucky enough to receive two gifts. Not really. One thing of value and one worthless thing, is still only one thing of value. What actually happens is that a generous SpiritBot gets called in by us with reduced time and generously makes a gift. His actions increased the workload on other people
  • Repeatedly insulting and raging about helpers for telling him what he didn't want to hear.
  • Thinking he will ever release his game (or so far as I can tell, thinking that he has the skills to complete it).
Honestly, to have a go at people like @TheCuntler or @XANA (who are not mods, so quit demanding they step down) for all their huge efforts this year, shows a quite amazing gap between your view on events and that thing the rest of us like to call Reality. And it might feel not in the Christmas spirit but this is still the Farms, and it was created to laugh at lolcows. So keep moo'ing for the next twelve months as far as I'm concerned. I don't think any of the people you're insulting are actually that bothered given I genuinely think not one person reading this thread takes your side.

Werecow: The Milking is probably a better title for your project, frankly.

Belated Happy New Year to everyone, btw! :)
 
worst fucking person i've ever had to deal with to the point that the mod switched this shitfuck to someone else. vague as fuck, so I offered to reconstruct and give out a rare, never played, copy of a game i've been working on. Mod didnt wanna find out more details, nor accept my gift. fuck your shitty SS game, Hitler did it better.
Sir, this is a Secret Santa thread. The thread for whiny entitled retards is two doors down the hall. NEXT!
Why would a bunch of assets for an old shitty unfinished video game that no one has ever heard of be a gift anyone wants to receive? Is that what happened? That can't be it.
tbh I'd think it was a pretty cool gift, but I'd also assume it was malware and never ever run it.
 
I would like to thank the Secret Santa helpers and moderators for making sure everyone got something of value and did not get fucked over. Managing the draw lottery getting more information for the gifts and keeping tabs on progress so spirit bots could be called in as early as possible.
You guys are real ones.
 
I remember wanting to do this last year, but being afraid what I made would be horrible and that i would ruin it for someone, turns out even a nice hand made something would have been better than what this fuckign chucklehead did.
I can't draw worth a damn and still participate. Except for extreme outliers I'm rather sure people are just happy someone did something for them. We had stories, photo manips, drawing, cross stitch, etc. It's pretty awesome the things people do.
 
Sir, this is a Secret Santa thread. The thread for whiny entitled retards is two doors down the hall. NEXT!

tbh I'd think it was a pretty cool gift, but I'd also assume it was malware and never ever run it.
If you look, there is no game built. The assets consist of images, cutscenes, soundtracks, gameplay footage, and articles and storyline. I'm trying to build it from there using Unreal engine 1, but it seems hard to find a copy thats compatible with '95/dos systems. I need help figuring it out; how to map these things using the video/images, building basic levels in unreal, texturing appropriately, beta testing. I wouldve given anyone a macbook pro if they wanted to lend a hand, especially if they are worried about malware, but last time I built a system for a dude, he ended up deleting the shit because he had the same fear. I cant find anyone with half a brain to simply not fuck up the project more than it is. ususally after such, I take a much needed break from the insanity. being told I can't share this as a ss gift is insane and demoralizing. seems some of you have messaged me over it to encourage me to opensource, which it already is and always will be, and post in /tech/ asking for help. Sure, I can do that. thanks for the focus.
 
@Mix Every time you post in this now useless thread (Because the event is over), you waste time. Time that could've been spent on making your fucking stupid shitty game. I'm starting to think your whining about the Secret Santa kerfuffle is actually an excuse to give you the ability to bitch at farmers and shit up the farms with even more of your dumb bullshit. If this game means so much to you, you wouldn't be here being a faggot. You would actually make your dumb, shitty game.
 
Maybe if you took some introductory coding classes, your project wouldn't like like a middle schooler made it.
It was built on Windows '95/dos using Unreal 1.
Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're a Grinch. Get coal, loser.
I'll ask your mother if she can spare some, nigger.
UE1 never ran on DOS unless you count the early tech demos. Just convert the assets to a newer format for a newer UE.
Again, the assets consists of images, textures, sounds, and cutscenes. I'm sure shootin that it ran on DOS

@overly-serious.44651 @overly-serious
I did ask tho. Hell, Xana had never gotten back to me. I asked twice.
 

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