The Great British Intelligence Test - Take a retarded British test to prove how not retarded you are to a bunch of retards on the internet

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Penis Drager

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The British have designed some gay bastardization of an IQ test. Take it here:

Post your spider plot (grey circle is 50th percentile):
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Discuss the test and argue amongst yourselves about who has the better brain.
 
Short term memory and medium term memory appear to be on the chart twice.

I doubt the grey circle is the 50th percentile, as in its what you have to score to be better than 50% of people. That circle is too even, and I don't think it would work out that perfectly across the population.

I like how even with all those axis, "Street Smarts" aren't a thing.
 
Short term memory and medium term memory appear to be on the chart twice.
They are. The two on the left are words and the two on the right are objects.
I don't think it would work out that perfectly across the population.
The score that draws the circle is defined by what the 50th percentile is. It's not the shape that changes with the population, but the scale. So I got a score of 43 in rotation which put me somewhere between 10th and 5th percentile while I got a score of 493.1 in coordination which put me well below 50th.
I like how even with all those axis, "Street Smarts" aren't a thing.
How does one even measure that? What does it even actually mean?
 
How does one even measure that? What does it even actually mean
Well, my thought when I read the A&H article was that they were just autistically subdividing intelligence so they could bring back the argument that joggers are actually just as smart as the huwite man, but they dumped all those stat points into street smarts instead of book smarts.

First just butter people up by telling people they're actually a genius too, and creating so many metrics that they're bound to be good at something. Then once everyone treats the test as legitimate, "Well you know joggers are the smartest of them all. They might score high in categories you don't care about, but they score high in more of them so they're prodigies".

As for how to measure it... You could do like the SAT does and give joggers free points based on their postal code until their average score is sufficiently inflated. Or rate their vocab skills, but use street lingo instead of Latin and Greek roots. Or just be honest and look them up on the Tea Colour Chart.

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The score that draws the circle is defined by what the 50th percentile is. It's not the shape that changes with the population, but the scale.
On one hand, it makes the shape make sense. On the other, it makes the chart nonsense and I hate it.

I associate that kind of graph with video games and trying to find out my best attributes, if I'm better at A than B then my stat for A should be higher! It shouldn't look like I'm actually better at B just because everyone else is good at A but a troglodite at B.

I feel like they should have used a lot of bar graphs with little bars showing the quartiles if they really wanted to compare against the average.

And if the scores are already normalized... No shit there's going to be tiny differences between brain surgeons and rocket scientists? Assuming a standard bell curve, most people are going to be "in the middle" and in that range, a small change in raw score can translate to a large change in percentile. But if you've already left the herd behind, there's less people to compare yourself against around, it'll take a lot more raw score to move up a percentile point than before. Assuming they can even test you properly. And the smartest person is artificially capped at 99, you can't show how big the gap between first and second place are.

The test may be reasonable, but combined with the way it seems to be being used I hate it.
 
Imagine taking a Bri'ish test to measure your intelligence, that'd be like taking a Jewish test to measure your bravery or an Asian test to measure your uniqueness.
 
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The second I saw "memory" was being tested I knew I was fucked.

Though ngl the word comparisons were BULLSHIT. Not all flowers are colourful, not all knives are sharp. Nuance motherfuckas.

I retook it after I've had a few drinks and... what?
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I may have a problem.
I took the test on Xans. But my memory is BAD anyway.
 
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I blame some British-isms for the verbal reasoning part but hey, could be worse. Could be @RMQualtrough.

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I'm actually British myself so I didn't screw it up for that reason lol. But IIRC I was thinking "uh are they assuming all knives are sharp" when they said "knives are to sharp as X is to Y".

How's everyone doing so well on rotation? I literally got every single one right and my score is like 0? And the towers one, I didn't read the instructions before it began, what was I meant to do on that?
 
I wasn't even sure if I was actually being tested on my rotation abilities and more like my abilities to detect key patterns. I would consistently just look for what the corners and outer edge for a smaller pattern rather than rotating the whole image. For the towers it was just spot the difference and again it was more so just looking for something like "oh, the middle building isn't the same."
Not sure how effective some of these are. Maybe creating a 3D cube with a mark on one side and rotating it would be more accurate than something you can solve by looking for specific patterns.
 
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How's everyone doing so well on rotation? I literally got every single one right and my score is like 0? And the towers one, I didn't read the instructions before it began, what was I meant to do on that?
IIRC that one is just the 2D one and you're tested on how many you can get in the allotted time so if you take your time with each one your score will still be shit. You get penalized for wrong answers though so don't just guess.
Towers was 3D spacial reasoning.
 
I wasn't even sure if I was actually being tested on my rotation abilities and more like my abilities to detect key patterns. I would consistently just look for what the corners and outer edge for a smaller pattern rather than rotating the whole image. For the towers it was just spot the difference and again it was more so just looking for something like "oh, the middle building isn't the same."
Not sure how effective some of these are. Maybe creating a 3D cube with a mark on one side and rotating it would be more accurate than something you can solve by looking for specific patterns.

That's how I did it too "blue touching black, pink to the corner" etc. I literally got every one right on that section and it's scored me like, zero? Wtf...

IIRC that one is just the 2D one and you're tested on how many you can get in the allotted time so if you take your time with each one your score will still be shit. You get penalized for wrong answers though so don't just guess.
Towers was 3D spacial reasoning.
Oh that would explain it, I triple checked everything before choosing an answer.
 
Oh that would explain it, I triple checked everything before choosing an answer.
My "strategy" with that one was basically "look for two pixels next to each other and note their colors."
That gets you through like 90% of them lightning fast.
 
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