The head of my penis is balding, what should I do?

[Lou Bega]

My penis' head hair is starting to thin and I'm worried that women won't want to have sex with a balding dick. Are there any preemptive measures I can take to stop my dick from balding further?

 

[Hellwalker]

Rip off some of your pubes and glue them onto your dick.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just shave your entire dick, women will totally see it as a fashion choice and not a transparent attempt to hide the obvious.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Penis wig. If can't find a penis wig use an earwig.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shave your cat, pour hot glue over your cock, then dip it into the fur, problem solved.

 

[Le b0wski]

Someone looking in the mirror at dick for ages isn't worried if women want to have sex with them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Someone looking in the mirror at dick for ages isn't worried if women want to have sex with them.

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