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- Mar 3, 2018
It's going to be even worse than anything you can imagine if you think of what Chris Chan did.
Imagine somehow changing those up to be related to Neptunia. Imagine him glitterbombing Idea Factory because they recognized Blanc being married to that one guy instead of him...
A reddit post about him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo...what_happened_to_him/?st=jeia5vzb&sh=f970874f
One of the great things about Chris-Chan is the insanity is nearly bottomless. Other examples:
--he pierced his taint (twice) to create a substitute clitoris.
--he calls police "jerkops" and believes they should have no authority over him.
--he lives with his mother who is an extreme hoarder. Their house burned down last year mainly because of the hoarding issue.
--he hates to look at bare-chested men and penises, to the point of literal nausea. He gags when he's driving down the street and sees a topless man mowing his lawn. He can't even look at his own penis without feeling total revulsion. He thinks all men should be legally required to wear bras.
--Related to this, he's more than just homophobic--he hates nearly all men, for both their bodies and their perceived character traits.
--He told one of his "girlfriends" he'd be willing to have sex with a dog if she wanted him to, although he was clear to emphasize that it would have to be a female dog.
--He's not a pedophile, but he has masturbated to Sailor Moon and Equestria Girls.
--He's sometimes nicknamed "the original brony," as he was into MLP long before the "Friendship is Magic" iteration.
--He recommends that shy women learn about men and their bodies by interacting with a Transformers figurine.
--Before destroying his PS3, he humped it on camera for a full ten minutes.
--Not only has he vandalized several stores over the Sonic Boom issue, but he has also glitterbombed Sega HQ by mail.
--Many words make him so uncomfortable that he can't say them, so he resorts to neologisms--penises are "pickles," his own dick is a "duck" or, more recently, "the ugly growth," vagina is "china," pedophiles are "pedoforks." He can't say the word "gay" so instead he says "homos" or, when he's feeling generous, "homosexual men."
It just goes on and on and on.
Imagine somehow changing those up to be related to Neptunia. Imagine him glitterbombing Idea Factory because they recognized Blanc being married to that one guy instead of him...