The Ignore User function should also hide any ratings they give to posts. - attention kiwi farms users: please do not rate @crocodilian's posts dumb or autistic

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SIGSEGV said:
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If you insist.
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Good luck. Maybe getting rid of me, A&H and whomever else will somehow resurrect your dead hobby of ordering pizzas to DarksydePhil's house.

You can continue bumping this thread endlessly without me (as you've been doing for over a day now.)
 
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gobbogobb said:
Lol a&h is growing because you faggots have been run out of the entirety of the internet except here
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Yet some woke folk see the Farms as "problematic".

Meanwhile, A&H has become the internet's containment zone for exceptional faggots such as @crocodilian. Farmers have accidentally become jannies for the whole internet... and we do it for free.
 
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Robert Sanvagene said:
Meanwhile, A&H has become the internet's containment zone for exceptional faggots
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i won't lie, sometimes i want to give one of those exclusive a&h posters some top hats and puzzle pieces and see them seethe and chimp all over the place but im a lazy fucker and have the attention span of a goldfish, so nah
 
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crocodilian said:
Yes, regardless of how you define 'weeaboo.' Intrigue in Japanese culture by westerners is hundreds of years old, as is vice-versa.

Unrelenting praise of Japan as 'a superior nation' is far more recent (since Japan spent much of its history as a feudal nation, then an Imperialist one, then a bombed-out husk, until finally it joined the first world), and the insistence that anime is God's gift to animation probably didn't kick off until the late 1980's boom of Fist of the North Star-style animated melodrama. (It's not like Disney was offering anything similar.)
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Something you're not telling us about your thoughts on the land of the rising sun, Croc? You seem oddly vitriolic towards Westerners liking them.

EDIT: Or apparently all nations which aren't white, excuse me!?
crocodilian said:
Because about 97% of all confirmed strides made in science and the arts for the past six-hundred years can be traced to a pocket in Europe.

Some places outside of Europe aren't totally hopeless (Japan, the non-Chinese parts of China, Worst Korea) but for the most part you're looking at Afghanistan, any generic African nation, Mexico and India: dumb, brown hovels that function on caste systems, criminal networks and the discarded garbage of the west. If the human race didn't have whites accomplishing things, we would be no better off than chimpanzees.
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Looks like we can cross off "white nationalist" too.

EDIT 2: Christ it keeps GOING.
crocodilian said:
Imagine trying to persecute a country for crimes their long-dead ancestors committed.

Japan were a bunch of bastards in WWII, but so was literally everybody else. Not a single influential nation in that war totally abstained from wrongdoing or horrific acts. Similarly, trying to make people feel guilty for things they didn't do is counterproductive; it will just make everyone dislike everyone else for alleged, ancient, often-embellished wrongdoings they have no real grasp of & can't possibly atone for.

You know what sort of countries "apologize" for distant history? Germany. You know what that led to?

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Grow a pair. Don't apologize for "war crimes" you didn't personally commit. I don't care if the bomb roasted some Japs, it was either that or a bloody land war. Similarly I don't expect Japan to apologize for fucking China in the ass. I don't expect anyone to apologize. Dubya Dubywa Two was nearly a hundred years ago, get over it.
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I want (non-slavic) whites to be the majority in my country. Run every inch of it, colonize my ass, do and implement whatever they think will work based on hard, empirical evidence and intelligent theories (i.e. not communism or other left-wing nonsense.) I would 100% start tea-sipping, jive-shucking or setting up shower chambers for the (non-slavic) white man's benefit if it made my country more prosperous, more safe, more internationally-relevant and overall a better place to live. It worked for India, Singapore, Japan, South Africa, Hong Kong, early America and tons of others; every historical text I can find says so. Why argue against it? Founding fathers, National Socialist Germany, British empire, wacky Dutchmen, I don't fucking care, just bring them all here and hand them the steering wheel.

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Nazi text contradicts itself often (that's the nature of politics) but there's plenty of evidence to suggest they considered all of Europe white. They even tried to ally with Poland, Russia and Britain initially. The only group they 100% despised were the Jews, and considering the rise of Bolshevism, communism and Weimar politics I don't blame them.

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They didn't choose to be a superpower, it just sort of happened. America is a superpower for two reasons, both tracing back to WWII.

The first: they sold tons of military equipment to the Allies and Russians while not engaging in a war themselves (at least not initially.) This meant there was plenty of profit to be made without the huge costs that war entails. They had to join in and spend eventually, but this was at the very tail-end of the war.

The second: Europe was royally fucked by land, air and sea warfare. Britain stopped being the world's top creditor. Germany was the enemy of every international bank in existence (while simultaneously screwing itself financially.) France was forcibly made Germany's cocksleeve to compensate for said finances. Everyone else was annexed, occupied or covered in landmines and tanks. Asia had no opportunity to stop being a shithole and capitalize, either; Japan was terrible at war, but they were good at beating up defenseless nearby Asian nations. This kept that side of the planet busy.

This left America as the largest, most glaring option for fleeing Europeans, Jews, bankers, Asians and everyone else who just wanted to carve out a peaceful existence. This brain drain of Europe into the United States is what led to them winning the Cold War as well, i.e. out-growing the only nation not totally ruined by WWII.

Why did I mention all of this? Because, to put it simply, America isn't the most powerful country in the world; it's just the least incompetent.
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Man this sperg just hates everyone that isn't a non-slavic white man, doesn't he? Jesus Christ...what kinda shitstorm did I just stumble upon!?
 
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crocodilian said:
The cognitive dissonance on display is astounding. This thread is about extending the Ignore function; you, and people like you, have decided the thread is actually a toilet. By your own deduction, anyone who insists otherwise is clearly autistic (or whatever the latest tired insult is.)

If anything, I think the poor decorum ITT is a perfect demonstration of why Articles & Happenings keeps growing in users, while the rest of this site (the one obsessed with Lolcows) is apparently dying. You are incredibly bitter. I think I feel bad for you; I certainly don't feel obliged to be polite anymore, considering.
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Just like the typical reddit user, you try to use big words to try and sound smart when you don't even know what they actually mean. Cognitive dissonance is to have contradictory thoughts and to be aware of said contradictions. There is no contradictory posts here, everyone is just pointing and laughing at you for getting upset over internet stickers. As for Articles and Happenings, it serves only as containment. It can be wiped off from this site tomorrow, nobody except A&N posters would care. It can be replaced by anyone desperate enough to make such a forum. The lolcow section contains years worth of unique content that just can't be easily replaced. Honestly, you're better off going back to reddit or some fringe forum if you only care about discussing politics, you can't expect users of a website with a unique premise to throw it all away for something as generic as politics.
 
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crocodilian said:
The cognitive dissonance on display is astounding. This thread is about extending the Ignore function; you, and people like you, have decided the thread is actually a toilet. By your own deduction, anyone who insists otherwise is clearly autistic (or whatever the latest tired insult is.)

If anything, I think the poor decorum ITT is a perfect demonstration of why Articles & Happenings keeps growing in users, while the rest of this site (the one obsessed with Lolcows) is apparently dying. You are incredibly bitter. I think I feel bad for you; I certainly don't feel obliged to be polite anymore, considering.
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Dude if I were to choose between choosing a small subsection where people just point and laugh and discuss about Internet celebrities (which is the root of what this site is about) or choosing a large subsection where retards sperg about ((((((((((((da Joos))))))))))))))) I'd pick the former in a heartbeat.

Even today I still don't get why you're mad about stickers to begin with. Just don't make shitty posts and don't get shitty stickers, is this concept hard to understand? Do you want me to translate this to Reddit lingo where you just need to replace "shitty stickers" with "downvotes"?
 
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Dumb and autistic is subjective.
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I dunno, I looked it up in my DSM-5: Shitposting Edition and it seems pretty objective to me. Maybe not as much as the regular DSM-5, but still:
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Edit: Full resolution since you can't even tell there are jokes in there with just the thumbnail.
 
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