The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

neger psykolog said:
Extreme fatigue in Australia but with the added comedy of a non-refundable $2000 application fee (the highest in the world):
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In recent years Australia has "hosted" many Indian "students" and has been a popular destination for studying at universities. The tide of "students" was not very popular as the country is already facing housing crises and many similar problems to other 1st world countries.

The government introduced a non-refundable $2000 application fee last July which has resulted in $100m of revenue so far. The $2000 fee is the highest in the world. You can probably do the mental math and realize that $100m means that every fucking person and their cousin's best friend and their sister's cousin's wife...
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Australia actually doing something right for once?!?

There has to be a way it'll actually fuck over Australians because no way would their government actually do something beneficial for them these days.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Extreme fatigue in Australia but with the added comedy of a non-refundable $2000 application fee (the highest in the world):
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Post in thread 'Community Feature Submissions'

In recent years Australia has "hosted" many Indian "students" and has been a popular destination for studying at universities. The tide of "students" was not very popular as the country is already facing housing crises and many similar problems to other 1st world countries.

The government introduced a non-refundable $2000 application fee last July which has resulted in $100m of revenue so far. The $2000 fee is the highest in the world. You can probably do the mental math and realize that $100m means that every fucking person and their cousin's best friend and their sister's cousin's wife...
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Rare Australian W. Fuck 'em.
 
neger psykolog said:
Extreme fatigue in Australia but with the added comedy of a non-refundable $2000 application fee (the highest in the world):
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Post in thread 'Community Feature Submissions'

In recent years Australia has "hosted" many Indian "students" and has been a popular destination for studying at universities. The tide of "students" was not very popular as the country is already facing housing crises and many similar problems to other 1st world countries.

The government introduced a non-refundable $2000 application fee last July which has resulted in $100m of revenue so far. The $2000 fee is the highest in the world. You can probably do the mental math and realize that $100m means that every fucking person and their cousin's best friend and their sister's cousin's wife...
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“Prospective students”

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>Prospective students could be here” he thought. I’ve never been through this neighborhood before. There could be PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS anywhere. The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. “I HATE PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS” he thought. Sweet dreams are made of these reverberated his car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins, and washed away his (merited fear) of minorities after dark. “With a car you can go anywhere you want” he said to him self, out loud.
 
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Sugriva said:
Jeets aside, people who unironically watch this kind of content need to kill themselves right away. It's literally just an advertisement disguised as a regular video.
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Except reviewbrah. If he were to be classed as an advertisement, my disappointment would be immeasurable, and my day would be ruined.
 
Eadred said:
What's up with the need for pajeets to comment on youtube with some fucking emoji bullshit followed by "OMG YOU ARE SO INSPIRING, LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK DEAR MR CONTENT CREATOR".
No matter the content, they are always there doing this. Apparently I do not hate youtube and indians enough.
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My jeet-infested employer has a training system with digital classes, certs, etc. Every fucking time they assign a mandatory trianing, WITHOUT FAIL, thousands of these fuckers reply underneath with "VERY GREAT TRAINING VERY USEFUL" or the like. I think it's just to try and get their fucking profile pictures (their faces) underneath the training.

I'm sure it's chaalaki, the whole "grindset mindset as filtered through jugaad and izzat culture: read, lying about doing work" thing. "Do this so you look like you're working hard." See also: Github having so many bullshit gibberish commits from India so they can claim to be "contributing on 100,000,000 different open source projects" that it's made international news.
 
ZsaZsaBinks said:
There are no good ones.
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It makes me think of the weebs in japan that are mad that there are too many other weebs in japan. Too many weebs makes japan less japanese. The jeet dad sees other jeets in the US and it's like he never left shitlandia. He can never escape being a jeet, and all the other jeets that follow him just ruin the nice White nation he emigrated to.
 
quaawaa said:
Pre-mass immigration Indian-American wants all the jeets deported:
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That reminds me of a joke I first heard in like middle school, which I've updated slightly for "modern sensibilities."

Three East Indian brothers immigrate to the United States from India. They decide that in order to truly assimilate and become real Americans, they should adopt American ways completely. So they agree to split up, go live in different parts of the country, adopt new American names and lifestyles, and then meet back up in exactly five years to compare how well they've blended in. Five years later, they reunite.

The oldest brother arrives first.
"Call me Bill. I live in New York now, I work on Wall Street, I married an American girl named Susan, we have two kids, a dog, a house in the suburbs, and I drive a Buick. I've completely assimilated!

"The middle brother shows up next.
"Call me Mike. I settled in California. I'm a surfer dude now, I married a beach babe named Jennifer, we have a van with a surfboard rack, I work at a health food store, and I've got the tan to prove it. Total American!

"Then the youngest brother rolls in, wearing cowboy boots, a big hat, jeans, a big belt buckle, chewing tobacco, etc. He drawls in a thick Texas accent:
"I already called ICE and gotchyer H1B visas cancelled, you jeet fucks."

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I haven't been able to get source for this, but it's apparently a pretty accurate recounting of 2 major themes in living the Jeet Life - scamming and hilariously inept tech procedures.
 
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