Oh, for cuntbastadry's sakes....
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Apple. Google. Microsoft. Meta. Amazon. Nvidia. Tesla. IBM. Intel. Oracle. JP Morgan. Boeing. Dell. Cisco. HP. Palantir. GE.
Iran's IRGC just threatened to destroy every single one of their Middle East offices.
Starting today. April 1st. 8PM Tehran time.
All named. All threatened. Employees told to leave their workplaces immediately.
This is not a drill. This is not a negotiating tactic.
And if you are paying attention there is one country you should be watching right now.
India.
Let me explain.
On March 1st, Iran's drones struck Amazon Web Services data centers in the UAE and Bahrain directly.
Two AWS facilities in the UAE were hit. A third in Bahrain was damaged.
Structural damage. Power destroyed. Water damage from firefighting.
Nearly 60 AWS online services went down.
Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank. Emirates NBD. Payment platforms. Ride-hailing apps. All offline.
AWS told its customers: migrate your data out of the Middle East. This could be a prolonged event.
And now today Iran has threatened to hit 18 more companies.
The message is clear.
The Middle East is no longer a safe place to build technology infrastructure.
Now here is where it gets interesting.
The UAE spent the last decade becoming the world's AI and data center hub.
Cheap energy. No taxes. Strategic location. American backing.
Microsoft. Google. Amazon. Nvidia. Meta. They all poured billions in.
And then in 32 days drones changed the calculation.
If you cannot guarantee the physical safety of your servers, your offices, your employees —
You cannot build there.
.So where do you build instead?
Not China. That conversation ended years ago.
The answer that the data already points to — is India.
Before this war even started, the world's biggest tech companies had already made their bets.
Amazon committed over $35 billion to India through 2030.
Microsoft committed $17.5 billion, its largest investment in Asia through 2029.
Google committed $15 billion to build an AI hub and a gigawatt-scale data center campus in Andhra Pradesh.
India's government offered foreign cloud companies zero taxes through 2047 on services run from Indian data centers.
India's data center capacity is projected to grow from 1.3 gigawatts today to over 6.5 gigawatts by 2030.
Total investment in India's data center sector is projected to hit $100 billion by 2027.
This was already happening before one drone hit one server in Dubai.
Now add a war that has made the UAE a target.
Now add 18 of the world's biggest companies being told their Middle East offices will be destroyed.
Now ask yourself — where does that $100 billion go next?
The UAE built the infrastructure. The war destroyed the safety.
India has the infrastructure, the talent, the stability — and now the war has handed it the urgency.
800,000 engineering graduates a year.
Over 20% of the global semiconductor design workforce.
The world's largest democracy with no interest in this war, in fact they have interests on all sides.
A country that every major tech CEO has visited in the last 6 months.
The crisis is in the Middle East can mean opportunity in India?
DISCLAIMER: Things can change very fast, so don't start investing after reading this, watch where this is heading - then make a decision. This is just an analysis.
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"India has the infrastructure, the talent, the stability"?????
We're genuinely living in some shit-brown, dystopian, parallel-universe nightmare we can't wake up from.
I just...
Get me off this planet