The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

I just took mandatory cybersecurity training for one of my clients.

The big change this year was stressing how AI is making it harder than ever to detect phishing and social engineering attacks.

They were trying very very hard not to point out that the easiest way to detect a phish or social engineering attack was that Indians are so fucking stupid and arrogant that they don't even realize how stupid they sound when trying to email or call people for scams, and AI is cleaning it up so it sounds like a human instead of a 65 IQ cowshit golem now.
 
After the mass groping attacks in Cologne, and the numerous news stories of Muslim rape gangs, do female leftists now dislike Muslims or Muslims immigration?

Women will still have positive opinions of minorities despite the sexual assaults and rapes. Thing is, there's no positive sexual or romantic stereotype of male Indians, nor is there any culture of male idols and prettyboys for women to fawn over. Indians are generally known to have the smallest dicks, the least athletic bodies, the most incel-like social culture, and nobody with facial features similar to Guu-Fie Hyuk, K-Pop heartthrob sensation. There's zero instances of girls trying to piss off their dads by seeking out Indian men. If anything, the dad would laugh and say "Imagine the smell lmao".
 
One of the funnier Kitbooga moments that really highlights the low IQ and infantile brain of an Indian is occasionally when they realize they are being scambaited they'll claim they knew the whole time it wasn't a legit call and they didn't care because they are bored or somehow this is more embarrassing to the scambaiter than it is to the Indian who was on the phone for four hours trying to get a Google play gift card from someone's grandma.
My favorite is when he somehow managed to string along a jeet crypto scammer for half a year and the jeet gave the same exact cope when he realized he's been had. I knew all along saar! :story:
 
Indians are generally known to have the smallest dicks
I thought you were just being an asshole but after googling it I found out it's true!
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Women will still have positive opinions of minorities despite the sexual assaults and rapes

There are no positive depictions of Muslims, especially the darker skinned varieties like Somalis or Sudanese in popular culture, the closest I can think of are those descendants of Balkan children kidnapped by the Ottomans in Turkish soaps, which in any case are only popular in Russia.

And yet, white leftist women bat for Somalis.

So according to this bizarre theory of leftist women somehow only making an exception for Indians in their love for minorities, how does this all work out, intricate knowledge of non-European penis sizes put aside for one moment?
 
Okay so, I got back from a walk earlier (well a mini hike) and I ended up walking past this one domino's and for whatever reason, one of the members of the Indian staff was cleaning the windows/couch areas whilst someone else was videoing him. Ty
 
Okay so, I got back from a walk earlier (well a mini hike) and I ended up walking past this one domino's and for whatever reason, one of the members of the Indian staff was cleaning the windows/couch areas whilst someone else was videoing him. Ty
Was the guy videoing him also Indian? Sorry if that was implicit in your message, but I'm not sure if you meant the guy videoing him was staff or some random.

Sometimes they make these videos of "Life in [Western country]" to post on their jeet WhatsApp groups and not so subliminally encourage more migration to live the "high life".

You would be shocked and enraged at some of the niche countries they include in this genre. Finland, Moldova, Belarus etc
 
Considering the fact that he most likely fell while squatting, he must've SPUN.
Serves him right if he was shitting off the side of a building. Imagine some poor bastard walking underneath. Though I suppose it's worse to have diarrhoea land on you and then the shitting man follow soon after and squash you dead. Glad nobody else was hurt.
 
That sounds 100% like something that would happen, but how can you tell the difference between a Pakistani and an Indian? I can't. To me, they're just shades of shit.
In the good old days, the Indian jeets would be clean shaven with a mustache only and the Pakistani jeets would have a beard with the mustache shaved.

Now they all have smelly beards. But Pakistanis are slightly lighter shade of brown because the Corded Ware and Andronovo Aryans wreaked havoc in the Indus Valley way more than in the rest of the continent

The turbaned guy on the bottom gives away the country, but overall they are all the same sickly shade of brown

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Was the guy videoing him also Indian? Sorry if that was implicit in your message, but I'm not sure if you meant the guy videoing him was staff or some random.

Sometimes they make these videos of "Life in [Western country]" to post on their jeet WhatsApp groups and not so subliminally encourage more migration to live the "high life".

You would be shocked and enraged at some of the niche countries they include in this genre. Finland, Moldova, Belarus etc
Yeah, both were Indian. Honestly, I thought it was something done to go "yes saar, we do clean. here is an example!".
 
On a lighter note:


edit: sorry, I didn't realize @Radola Gajda had already posted this. It's so nice you get it twice. I'll at least provide a news story with a bonus picture:

Una, Himachal Pradesh:

Devotees travelling from Himachal Pradesh to Punjab were burnt alive after their car plunged into a 200-foot-deep gorge on Wednesday afternoon. The car with a Ludhiana registration number had two people on board at the time of the accident. The victims are yet to be identified.

The incident took place on the Bharwain-Hoshiarpur Road, a stretch known for its sharp turns. The accident location is a designated "black spot", and a section of the road was damaged, opening directly onto the deep gorge.

As seen in CCTV footage, the car was supposed to take a turn but instead it drove straight towards the edge and plunged into the gorge. Right before the turn, a fire was spotted at the rear end of the car.

Preliminary reports suggest a loud blast, possibly due to a tyre burst, was heard, causing the driver to lose control of the vehicle and crash.

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By the time police and fire department personnel arrived, the vehicle was charred. The body of one of the victims was found lying outside the car, while the other was found inside.

The news agency PTI has identified the car as one Maruti Swift Dzire with the registration number PB-10-K-7531.

The police have recovered an Aadhaar card from the damaged vehicle, and found at least one address, but the victims are yet to be identified.

The passengers were reportedly returning from the Chintpurni Temple in Himachal Pradesh's Una district and were headed to Ludhiana in Punjab.
 
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That sounds 100% like something that would happen, but how can you tell the difference between a Pakistani and an Indian? I can't. To me, they're just shades of shit.
Pakistan is the world's second largest Muslim country and they cargo cult a lot of Muslim traditions, like the way they do their facial hair. You can also tell them apart because Pakistanis hate, hate, hate Indians/Hindus. I will have to add a section about it to the OP if it isn't there, but I would highly recommend looking up the Two-Nation Theory and the 1947 Partition of British India.

Something like millions of people have been tortured, raped, killed, etc. on both sides because Muslims didn't like Hindus and thought they were totally incompatible. The most ardent white supremacist in the United States does not have a tenth of the hatred for Black Americans that a Paki Muslim has for his Hindu neighbor that shares almost all of his traditions and looks exactly like him.
 
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